Telemarketers Beware

urb · 2006-12-04, 02:37 PM

This made me laugh
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

virgohippy · 2006-12-04, 03:14 PM

That's just too funny.

I recently stopped doing telemarketing... maybe I'm a masochistic hippie, but I wish I could have called that guy!

Torn Rose · 2006-12-04, 03:15 PM

Bob and Tom rock!

Torn Rose · 2006-12-04, 03:24 PM

His site

http://www.tommabe.com/

He has been on Bob and Tom a lot and he is a riot, the shit he says to telemarketers is incredible. He convinced one woman he was a teacher out on disability for a paper cut that he and his wife wanted kids, but he couldn’t get a sperm sample to the Dr, so as she’s talking he’s “whacking off” and convinces her that she is the first one to ever turn him on enough to help him get the sample he needed.

And she agrees to help him…. And even calls him back later!

And another story was how he has to get permission from everyone on the phone, so after they hang up he calls them back. One guy wasn’t returning his call so he kept calling until finally… a telemarketing supervisor told him to stop calling since he was bothering them with all his calls.

urb · 2006-12-04, 04:30 PM

Thanks for the link Torn.

sue-fl · 2006-12-04, 07:39 PM

Now that was good!

RedCherry · 2006-12-06, 01:14 PM

I wish I had the courage to do that, that was FUNNY! Thanks for that.

dareutwo · 2006-12-06, 01:33 PM

That was good!!

babymaker · 2006-12-06, 04:43 PM

haha that was funny

reminds me of getting rid of bill collectors in the old days, they would call me and say is this mr .... we are calling to collect blah blah etc and i would say, sir um there was a terible acident and this is mr... brother, he was killed in a car accident just hours ago and the family is seriously grieving right now and in a state of shock we would appriciate it if you wouldn't call again at this time....well, the poor fucker would feel real guilty and appologize and i wouldn't get another call for 6 months

2006-12-04, 02:37 PM	#1
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Telemarketers Beware This made me laugh http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/ __________________

2006-12-04, 03:14 PM	#2
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	That's just too funny. I recently stopped doing telemarketing... maybe I'm a masochistic hippie, but I wish I could have called that guy! __________________ ~Warm and Fuzzy.

2006-12-04, 04:30 PM	#5
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Thanks for the link Torn. __________________

2006-12-06, 01:14 PM	#7
RedCherry Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Middle of the Desert, Pahrump, NV Posts: 3,187	I wish I had the courage to do that, that was FUNNY! Thanks for that. __________________ Our 3D Comics and Props on Renderotica

2006-12-06, 01:33 PM	#8
dareutwo You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1 Posts: 2,038	That was good!! __________________ This is me Mark's-Links

2006-12-04, 03:15 PM	#3
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Bob and Tom rock!

2006-12-04, 03:24 PM	#4
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	His site http://www.tommabe.com/ He has been on Bob and Tom a lot and he is a riot, the shit he says to telemarketers is incredible. He convinced one woman he was a teacher out on disability for a paper cut that he and his wife wanted kids, but he couldn’t get a sperm sample to the Dr, so as she’s talking he’s “whacking off” and convinces her that she is the first one to ever turn him on enough to help him get the sample he needed. And she agrees to help him…. And even calls him back later! And another story was how he has to get permission from everyone on the phone, so after they hang up he calls them back. One guy wasn’t returning his call so he kept calling until finally… a telemarketing supervisor told him to stop calling since he was bothering them with all his calls.

2006-12-04, 07:39 PM	#6
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Now that was good!

2006-12-06, 04:43 PM	#9
babymaker Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Sewer....err.philly i mean Posts: 1,366	haha that was funny reminds me of getting rid of bill collectors in the old days, they would call me and say is this mr .... we are calling to collect blah blah etc and i would say, sir um there was a terible acident and this is mr... brother, he was killed in a car accident just hours ago and the family is seriously grieving right now and in a state of shock we would appriciate it if you wouldn't call again at this time....well, the poor fucker would feel real guilty and appologize and i wouldn't get another call for 6 months __________________ *Get ElevatedX W/Hosting 99MO!*