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Old 2005-11-02, 02:43 PM   #1
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Finally someone cleared this up ...

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads.

We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion.

The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C.

When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see if he has won either a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

Just thought you would like to know.
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Old 2005-11-02, 03:06 PM   #2
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Old 2005-11-02, 05:36 PM   #3
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Old 2005-11-02, 07:27 PM   #4
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OMG......
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Old 2005-11-02, 08:06 PM   #5
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OMG..that was so..funny!!
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Old 2005-11-02, 08:20 PM   #6
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That is pretty funny.

More politically incorrect humor…
Someone sent this to me,
www.cleoslinks.com/crap/getajob.wmv
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Old 2005-11-02, 09:06 PM   #7
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ROFL for both
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Old 2005-11-02, 09:34 PM   #8
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Offensive. Honestly, people from India are some of the nicest people I've ever talked to. I worked tech support, it was hard to understand some of our Indian counterparts, but as customers they were always kind and patient.

I'm glad we have so many of them coming to Canada.
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Old 2005-11-02, 10:01 PM   #9
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Lots of Middle Eastern people where I live too and they are all very nice. I buy my gas and convenience store stuff like scratch off lottery tickets from them all the time.

For what it's worth I'm part Latin and still found the vid very funny.

Sometimes I think that we have gotten so PC that we have forgotten how to laugh.
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Old 2005-11-02, 10:23 PM   #10
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I love the Chris Rocks, Dave Chappelles, and the Ali Gs. I could watch their stuff all day and not be offended.

I applaud people for trying to lead a good life in a foreign land. It just hurts me to see people discourage them. Someday I would love to live somewhere in Latin America (you know, after I build my Adult empire...) I'd hate if eveyone threw shit at me and called me "gringo"
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Old 2005-11-02, 11:00 PM   #11
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Sometimes I think that we have gotten so PC that we have forgotten how to laugh.
I totally agree cause both of those are funny as hell no matter who you know or where your from.

My advice to everyone is to learn to laugh at our lives a little more often or the goverment will come along and regualate it for us.
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Old 2005-11-03, 07:02 AM   #12
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hahaha very funny
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