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2008-10-03, 09:57 AM | #1 |
Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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I had sex thing morning
And my lovely wife was still in bed with me when I did it.
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2008-10-03, 09:59 AM | #2 |
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Did she wake up and get mad at you for making stickies on the sheets?
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2008-10-03, 10:00 AM | #3 |
i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
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Sex Thing? Ya mean ya did the thing?
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2008-10-03, 10:31 AM | #4 |
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For a second, I thought you were sex assulted. It brought back some good memories.
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2008-10-03, 10:38 AM | #5 |
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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No Sex For You Today!
Damn I wish I had sex this morning!
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2008-10-03, 10:41 AM | #6 |
Life is good
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I have sex 3 times per week......... sometimes with a partner.
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2008-10-03, 10:55 AM | #7 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Now wait, sex in the morning???? for the good ol days!
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2008-10-03, 11:10 AM | #8 |
Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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I know what morning is....but sex? I think i forgot what sex is
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2008-10-03, 11:20 AM | #9 |
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I had sex once , was before i married the bitch though
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2008-10-03, 11:30 AM | #10 |
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I had sex in the shower today.
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2008-10-03, 11:43 AM | #11 |
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2008-10-03, 11:45 AM | #12 |
Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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I think i will have sex with the shower later
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2008-10-03, 11:48 AM | #13 |
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For some odd reason our water bill has gone way up since Christine moved in.
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2008-10-03, 12:31 PM | #14 | |
...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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2008-10-03, 12:32 PM | #15 |
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wtf is that sex ?
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2008-10-03, 01:49 PM | #16 |
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She was there Moby, but the question is did she wake up before you were done?
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2008-10-03, 03:20 PM | #17 |
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The Bitch & I have Hallway Sex
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2008-10-03, 03:25 PM | #19 | |
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2008-10-03, 03:51 PM | #20 | |
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2008-10-03, 06:33 PM | #21 |
...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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2008-10-03, 09:05 PM | #22 |
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Think geek is a great website for useless gadgets.
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2008-10-04, 11:38 AM | #23 |
Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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Maybe you need a hooker with a really big head
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