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Old 2008-10-03, 09:57 AM   #1
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I had sex thing morning

And my lovely wife was still in bed with me when I did it.



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Old 2008-10-03, 09:59 AM   #2
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And my lovely wife was still in bed with me when I did it.
Did she wake up and get mad at you for making stickies on the sheets?
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Old 2008-10-03, 10:00 AM   #3
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Sex Thing? Ya mean ya did the thing?
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Old 2008-10-03, 10:31 AM   #4
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For a second, I thought you were sex assulted. It brought back some good memories.
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Old 2008-10-03, 10:38 AM   #5
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Damn I wish I had sex this morning!
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Old 2008-10-03, 10:41 AM   #6
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I have sex 3 times per week......... sometimes with a partner.
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Old 2008-10-03, 10:55 AM   #7
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Now wait, sex in the morning???? for the good ol days!
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Old 2008-10-03, 11:10 AM   #8
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I know what morning is....but sex? I think i forgot what sex is
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Old 2008-10-03, 11:20 AM   #9
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I had sex once , was before i married the bitch though
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Old 2008-10-03, 11:30 AM   #10
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I had sex in the shower today.
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Old 2008-10-03, 11:43 AM   #11
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I know what morning is....but sex?
Mmm...butt sex!
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Old 2008-10-03, 11:45 AM   #12
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I had sex in the shower today.
I think i will have sex with the shower later
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Old 2008-10-03, 11:48 AM   #13
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For some odd reason our water bill has gone way up since Christine moved in.
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Old 2008-10-03, 12:31 PM   #14
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For some odd reason our water bill has gone way up since Christine moved in.
Like doubled? Makes sense to me..

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Old 2008-10-03, 12:32 PM   #15
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wtf is that sex ?
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Old 2008-10-03, 01:49 PM   #16
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She was there Moby, but the question is did she wake up before you were done?
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Old 2008-10-03, 03:20 PM   #17
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The Bitch & I have Hallway Sex

Seriously, these meds I'm on are death for sex...my dog has never been so horny in his life!

Besides, why bother getting a blowjob if you can't see her face due to your gut?
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Old 2008-10-03, 03:22 PM   #18
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why bother getting a blowjob if you can't see her face due to your gut?
Put these on your bitch,dog,whatever is blowing you.
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Old 2008-10-03, 03:25 PM   #19
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But then I'd be female POV'ing my own cock - what if I enjoyed it?

PS - I really love Think Geek - they have so much useless crap there that if I was not in the worst financial period of my life I might buy some things.
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Old 2008-10-03, 03:51 PM   #20
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Shit - they even have a built-in MP3 player! I can think of some wonderfully voyeuristic uses for those.
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Old 2008-10-03, 06:33 PM   #21
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Old 2008-10-03, 09:05 PM   #22
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Old 2008-10-04, 11:38 AM   #23
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Besides, why bother getting a blowjob if you can't see her face due to your gut?
Maybe you need a hooker with a really big head
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