Wednesday - 30 July

Useless · 2014-07-30, 08:02 AM

Greetings and salutations!

I am very excited this morning because I just discovered the glory of Chrome for Android. I have imported my desktop bookmarks to my phone, so now I'm having all sorts of fun. I haven't been this happy since I discovered boobs.

Anyway, enjoy your fucking day while I sit at work doing almost nothing.

Toby · 2014-07-30, 08:59 AM

is on, y'all help yourselves...

JustRobert · 2014-07-30, 09:53 AM

Good Morning

Bunch of work as usual plus a trip to the bank and post office on the agenda.

Ramster · 2014-07-30, 10:10 AM

Good morning. Usual day here after working late last night at home on CMS/content adding & updating. Pain in the ass that stuff doesn't update itself LOL.

Toby, yes coffee please

Cleo · 2014-07-30, 12:54 PM

Just got back from doing a snorkel from my paddleboard. It was my first time doing this and everything went well except I forgot to note where I parked so here I was paddling up and down the beach trying to figure out where I parked.

ecchi · 2014-07-31, 06:10 AM

A relative who I have not seen since last year came over for dinner. So the morning was spent dusting, vacuuming, moping, and generally trying to make this place look more like a home and less like a place where you keep pigs.

Used his visit as an excuse to cook a meal my dietitian would kill me for, if he knew. Chicken with a lot of cheese (two types of cheese) and wrapped in bacon, with a side that was basically a twist on an afro/caribbean recipe. The twist made it even more unhealthy, and believe me it is difficult to make afro/caribbean food more unhealthy that it originally was.

Both the chicken and the "twist" on the afro/caribbean side were my own recipe, so I was pleased my guest did not vomit!

After eating we went to a bar for a drink, and I was accosted by a very drunk, skinny Chinese guy who wanted to know my "secret" of how to get to be fat, as he was fed up of being skinny. I should have given him my dinner recipes, they are guaranteed to make a matchstick fat!

He also said that he thought my guest looked like a Chinese deity. I said that's probably because every time he walks into a room someone says "Oh God, not you again!"

2014-07-30, 08:02 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Wednesday - 30 July Greetings and salutations! I am very excited this morning because I just discovered the glory of Chrome for Android. I have imported my desktop bookmarks to my phone, so now I'm having all sorts of fun. I haven't been this happy since I discovered boobs. Anyway, enjoy your fucking day while I sit at work doing almost nothing.

2014-07-30, 08:59 AM	#2
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2014-07-30, 09:53 AM	#3
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2014-07-30, 10:10 AM	#4
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2014-07-30, 12:54 PM	#5
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Just got back from doing a snorkel from my paddleboard. It was my first time doing this and everything went well except I forgot to note where I parked so here I was paddling up and down the beach trying to figure out where I parked. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2014-07-31, 06:10 AM	#6
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	A relative who I have not seen since last year came over for dinner. So the morning was spent dusting, vacuuming, moping, and generally trying to make this place look more like a home and less like a place where you keep pigs. Used his visit as an excuse to cook a meal my dietitian would kill me for, if he knew. Chicken with a lot of cheese (two types of cheese) and wrapped in bacon, with a side that was basically a twist on an afro/caribbean recipe. The twist made it even more unhealthy, and believe me it is difficult to make afro/caribbean food more unhealthy that it originally was. Both the chicken and the "twist" on the afro/caribbean side were my own recipe, so I was pleased my guest did not vomit! After eating we went to a bar for a drink, and I was accosted by a very drunk, skinny Chinese guy who wanted to know my "secret" of how to get to be fat, as he was fed up of being skinny. I should have given him my dinner recipes, they are guaranteed to make a matchstick fat! He also said that he thought my guest looked like a Chinese deity. I said that's probably because every time he walks into a room someone says "Oh God, not you again!"