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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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Useless is a Dildo!
I've given Amateur Cutie Exposed the following description:
Very cute petite teen, Jayda, shows her titties and shaved pussy in these pics. For a petite girl, she sure as hell has a nice round ass. Watching her pull her thong panties aside so she can slide that glass dildo in her bald cunt makes me wish I was dildo. Everyone already says I that am one, so why aren't chicks trying to insert me into their vagina?  Useless never fails to amaze me with his descriptions - but would one of you kind ladies please explain to him that even though we are all sure he's a huge dildo, dildos over 5' tall are JUST TOO BIG! |shocking| |
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2008-07-31, 07:27 PM
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After reading it here, I had to go and fix my typo. I really need to add a preview button so I can read the descriptions outside of the text box. |goodidea
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2008-08-01, 08:28 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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Funny. I always thought he was a cunt.
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2008-08-01, 09:43 AM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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2008-08-01, 09:54 AM
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Former pr0n slinger.
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A Useless dildo
A Useless cunt A Useless dick head Do I smell a new niche? |
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2008-08-01, 08:33 PM
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...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
Join Date: Aug 2003
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If he is a dildo, he cannot be useless.
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2008-08-01, 08:40 PM
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Location: Ontario, Canada eh!
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Stop picking on Useless.. he can't defend himself!!
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2008-08-02, 07:55 AM
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...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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2008-08-04, 06:16 PM
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
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Just give it a try and everything's gonna be fine.
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2008-08-04, 07:19 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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