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2013-10-25, 08:00 AM | #1 |
Oh! I haven't changed since high school and suddenly I am uncool
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Embarrassing Medical Exams
These might lighten up someones day!
1. A man comes into the ER and yells. . ..... > 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' > I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and > began To take off her underwear. > Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the > wrong One. > > Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, > San Francisco > > > 2.... At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an > elderly and Slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. > 'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'. . . Replied > the Patient. > Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, > Seattle , WA > > 3.. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that > her Husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. > Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of > the Family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' > > Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg > > 4. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How > long Have you been bedridden?' > After a look of complete confusion she answered . . . ' Why, not for > about Twenty years - when my husband was alive.' > > Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- > Corvallis , OR > > 5. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with > purple Hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of > tattoos, and Wearing strange clothing, entered..... It was quickly > determined that the Patient had acute appendicitis, so she was > scheduled for immediate Surgery... When she was completely disrobed on > the operating table, the Staff noticed that her pubic hair had been > dyed green and above it there was A tattoo that read . .. .' Keep off > the grass.' > > Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the > Patient's' dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.' > > Submitted by RN no name, > > > Baby's First Doctor Visit > > This made me laugh out loud. > I hope it will give you a smile! > > > A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for > the Doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, > and Examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little > concerned, asked If the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. > > 'Breast-fed,' she replied... > > 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. > She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both > breasts For a while in a very professional and detailed examination. > > Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby > is Underweight. You don't have any milk.' > > 'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.' > |
2013-10-25, 08:26 AM | #2 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Good laugh
"darkest africa" - where in the continent is that? |
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