My pics from Webmaster Access East in Montreal

[Mystery Man]

and Toronto...

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3rd of May
Arrived early at KC's place of course I had to check boards, icq, email and the works before I left....


After a quick cab drive to the airport we did some tax free shopping and I picked up these nice shoes.

We then finally got on the plane and flew to Heathrow Airport in London where we switched to our connecting flight to Montreal. Now I don't know if it's because I'm jinxed or what not, but I always seem to get the worst seats in the place when it comes to people sitting in front or next to you, this flight was of course no different. In front of me sat a 300 pound heavy woman and she must have had the worst bladder in the fucking world. On the 7 hour long flight to Montreal she went to the toilet 10 times, YES 10 FUCKING TIMES! Of course that pissed me off as she almost broke and bounced back the chair she was sitting in each time she got up and down. I then at one point woke up from my sleep and I figured I'd watch a movie so I started fixing my screen so I could sit comfy and get the best view. She then turns around and says would you please stop that! I was like stop what? You're pinching my seat I can feel you touching my seat. I didn't feel like getting in an argue with this fatso so I'd let it be and kept my cool. When we touched ground in Montreal one of the flight attentands then comes over to her and says you just wait here mam until everybody has left and we will get your wheelchair for you.
WHEELCHAIR? FOR WHAT FUCKING USE? This fat bitch ran a half mile in her toilet maraton!!

4th of May
After a good nites rest and some good dining from Sheraton room service. I was up early... Dugmor then pops on my icq asking where im at. I say I'm in Montreal and before I knew it he had invited us to go shopping with him as he needed new shirts. He then took us to a great place where they served Smoked Meat a montrealian delicatese I was told. Shit tasted good but reminded me more of german bratwurst/ham. Dugmor then took us to all these Metro shops where he kept bitching about them not having clothes for big sized men like himself... quite entertaining really.
We were then invited to JoinRightNow's Offices

To my big surprise all of Dugmor's employees was actually working even Manny LOL.

We then met up with Dugmor, Slim, Steve Lightspeed, Sweetums later that night and went to some strip clubs and got hammered... Nothing special here except Dugmor wanted to go and have Chinese food in the morning. So we went to some Chinese restaurant in a shady neighborhood. After having tasted their hot sause I proposed that Dugmor would get 1000 CDN if he ate 2 bowls of the hot sauce. Which he then did. Now I would wish I had edited the video, but I haven't yet. But you can be damn sure it will be online very soon. I still can't believe he ate it all without crying. At least Slim told me he had been shitting lava all week so now I know he is human.

BTW Dugmor I still owe you like 600 CDN

5th of May
First night of the actual show. I don't know why I got this idiotic idea to drink shots as I always get so damn drunk from it. But I did and of course I got so fucking drunk at around 3ish in the night that Vid, Danielle and WiredGuy had to help me get to my room... HaHa!! Thx Guys! Of course I could be the sensible guy now and say I'll never do that again... but I think we all know better than that

The rest of the show I tried attending as much as I could, but I felt like shit for the most part so I just did my meetings that I had set up and tried being a bit social.

9th of May
After having checked out from Sheraton, which I may say surpised me by the quality of the service aswell as the actual rooms not to mention the 600/600kb up and down line. We then rented a car and started driving towards Toronto. We made the trip in 8 hours, I guess thats a bit long, but considering we almost drove to Niagara Falls before we had figured out we were on the wrong path I don't think it was all that bad.

10th, 11th and 12th of May
We went sightseeing almost all of these days and to who ever is thinking about taking the boat trip in Toronto Harbour... DON'T! Just Don't!

"Swans... what an odd bird" proclaimed by the guide

But I highly recommend anybody who has not been to Niagara Falls and the CN Tower to do both. Though I'm shitscared of heights KC pressed me to get up in the elevator and though I got a little sick from being up there it wasn't as bad as I would have thought and now that I've been there I'm quite glad I did, becuase the view from there is insane.

I guess this is about now that I should do some shoutouts.
Well I won't instead I'll just say thanks to anybody I met at the show you all know who you are and I hope to meet you all later this year in Amsterdamn for the next Webmaster Access show.

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[Rocco]

nice pics, thanks fro sharing