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Old 2018-05-10, 10:45 AM   #1
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Greenguy I Was Feeling Nostalgic.....

Most of you know I'm moving & I really do have a lot of other shit to do, but something made me feel nostalgic yesterday. Let me 1st set this up:

In May/June 1996, one of my best friends from high school came home from college (RIT in Rochester) & showed me his webpage, which got me started down this Greenguy path. But in 1997 we wanted to do a site together, so we bought a domain & some content. The idea was to build free sites & galleries. Someone had a sale for 5000 pics for $99 or something, so we bought it & it had to be the worst content we'd ever seen. It was so bad, that all we could do was laugh at it. Neither of us really had money at the time, and since we basically had to use the content, we thought we might as well have a little fun with it

Something made me think of the site yesterday & since I still had all the files on my PC, I re-registered the domain & threw everything back up there.

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give to you....



Now you know where "blamo" came from

Aside from the galleries you'll find on the main page, you're going to want to actually read the legal disclaimer, as well as the mailbag. And yes, if I remember correctly, there is a Waldo hidden on the site There might be more crap hidden on there that I can't remember.

I am TRULY looking forward to questions & comments
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Old 2018-05-10, 03:52 PM   #2
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Hehe

And I did find Waldo :-)
So hand it over, this fabulous prize you don't have !

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Old 2018-05-10, 04:01 PM   #3
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And I did find Waldo :-)
So hand it over, this fabulous prize you don't have !
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Old 2018-05-10, 06:08 PM   #4
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Got to love the freesites on the free hosting, or the idea of them, since most of those hosts are out of business
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Old 2018-05-10, 09:49 PM   #5
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Someone had a sale for 5000 pics for $99 or something, so we bought it & it had to be the worst content we'd ever seen. It was so bad, that all we could do was laugh at it. Neither of us really had money at the time, and since we basically had to use the content, we thought we might as well have a little fun with it
What was the ROI on those sleazy pics?
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Old 2018-05-10, 09:54 PM   #6
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$0.00 in real money, but priceless in's
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I also have to point out that I've now seen the most red thing ever online.
It actually hurt my eyes!

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Old 2018-05-11, 08:19 AM   #8
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I might need glasses to see those gallery pics
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Women with pubic hair! Now that's nostalgic.

This makes me think of something I do every day when I come to the board. I open the Contact Info of everyone having a birthday and then I click on the Home Page link if there is one. Nine-eight percent go to parking pages or time out but a few have sites chugging along and some even have that late 1990s look like zippy-blamo. I love it!

Looks like you and Richard's Realm are the last two standing. Who will win?
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Old 2018-05-11, 09:30 AM   #10
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Looks like you and Richard's Realm are the last two standing. Who will win?
Richard retired years ago & is currently MIA - I've tried to contact him numerous times in the past few years, but nothing
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Way too funny. Now I know what to do with some of that nasty old content I have laying around here.. MUAHAHAH
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Old 2018-05-20, 09:57 PM   #12
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Some of the gallery backgrounds made me think I was having flashbacks to my younger, wilder days.



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Old 2018-10-31, 11:25 AM   #13
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thanks Zippy after all these years finally my OCD is all Blamo-ed out

Almost 275 Pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now remember how long it would take to look at all 275 on a 10k dial up connection I literally threw my first computer out my front door into the front yard...





anybody else view the source code? keyword stuff much Greenie


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anybody else view the source code? keyword stuff much Greenie [/IMG]
That's how it was done back in 97

You want a good read? Go find the Legal Disclaimer page
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That's how it was done back in 97
yeah thanks NOW you tell me man... this was my very first meta tag ever according to the way back machine... circa Feb. 2001

<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage Express 2.0">
<title>Teen Juggs!!!</title>

it didn't go well.... then my buddy was all "we need to put britney spears on our meta tag" and I was like wtf ok... didn't work and neither did trying to get traffic from some little booger dude as the site was a wreck of a mess... it got me started in porn and Greenguying though
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and from the mail bag:

>Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1998 16:50:08
>From: Rjt???????@?????.com
>Subject: help
>Zippy, first I really like your site, but hell I know you probably get a lot
>of mail so I will make it short. When I was browsing your sight today I saw
>some pics I really liked. Now my wife is a regular stick in shit when it comes
>to porn so when she visits her family I like to endulge in a little cyberporn.
>Normally I print out any pictures I like or if it is a jpg I put it on disk.
>The cartridge on my printer ran out of ink about the time I saw 4 pictures on
>your "Tina's Teeny" page 2 & 3. They are htm.s so I cannot put them on disk.
>If it were not too much trouble could you e-mail me a jpg version of these
>htm.s or put them on my e-mail in a way that I could print them out for my
>future enjoyment. Well gotta go S.I.S.(stick in shit) just got home. I have to
>eat her cooking you know, it taste according to her moods.

>Thank you for your help.

Right click on the pics, save to your hard drive, order out.
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Zippy is a brilliant & deranged guy I've known since 7th grade & was the one that got me to first read Hitchhiker's He dabbled in adult for a bit, mostly buying & selling domains (his big one was he registered wildcherry.com & sold it for $17k or so a couple years later), then he was doing mainstream SEO (remember when those "How To..." pages were big?) He day-trades now & makes a decent living. I see him once or twice a year & I'm looking forward to our buddy's stag in 2 weeks
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