Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis

MindyBlingBucks · 2005-07-01, 10:11 AM

"The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica.

There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said."

Full Story. . .

So I guess penis envy doesn't have to apply to an attached penis? |clown|

artavaleha · 2005-07-01, 11:09 AM

HI ass!
It is similar to a fairy tale...
You probably can write the good books?

eman · 2005-07-01, 11:18 AM

"The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin"

I know him - second cousin to Ivor Bigun.

Cleo · 2005-07-01, 11:25 AM

Nice.

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There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.

I had no idea that anyone had ever cut off and kept a dead man's penis. That is just fucking bizarre. lol

ponygirl · 2005-07-01, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Nice.

I had no idea that anyone had ever cut off and kept a dead man's penis. That is just fucking bizarre. lol

Ya - over here it gets thrown out the window lol
can you say BOBBITT??

bobbitt

amber438 · 2005-07-01, 12:10 PM

What I wanna know is..
they poisoned him, stabbed him, shot him, threw him in the river..
so..when did they chop off his dick to preserve it??

Cleo · 2005-07-01, 12:10 PM

That is even more bizarre!

Lunatic · 2005-07-01, 02:48 PM

I love the internet. Educating and entertaining all at the same time. |shocking|

eman · 2005-07-01, 02:55 PM

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/historical/rasputin/
"At this point, the plotters apparently decided to hack off the Mad Monk's 13-inch love tool, although this may be apocryphal.
Finally, they tied him up and threw him in the river. When his body was found a few days later, he appeared to have been STILL alive underwater and clawing to get out of the ropes. There was also enough water in his lungs to support this premise, and three bullets lodged in various regions of the body. "

Lunatic · 2005-07-01, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by eman

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/historical/rasputin/

Wow, he was one creepy, scary looking dude.

juggernaut · 2005-07-01, 10:25 PM

I wonder if it was a man or a woman who held it to cut it off and if they were mentaly fucked up afterwards. lol. Hey this could be the next Niche. lol.
Can the penis perform magic tricks? 13 inches, god its a wonder no one had approched them to do prono spots lol.

amber438 · 2005-07-02, 09:24 AM

haha..
It turned out to be a sea cucumber..
That was a great depiction of the tale!!

slymer · 2005-07-04, 07:04 AM

well, a tale is a tale. we never know if it has some resemblance to facts.

HarD_RocK · 2005-07-05, 05:31 AM

Were they really able to preserve Rasputin's penis? I mean, that's pretty surprising - a preserved penis...

jones · 2005-07-06, 11:17 PM

LoL, they cut the penis to be preserved.

2005-07-01, 10:11 AM	#1
MindyBlingBucks Guest Join Date: May 2005 Location: Glen Cove, NY USA Posts: 181	Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis "The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences. Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica. There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said." Full Story. . . So I guess penis envy doesn't have to apply to an attached penis? \|clown\|

2005-07-01, 11:09 AM	#2
artavaleha Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Russia Posts: 28	HI ass! It is similar to a fairy tale... You probably can write the good books? __________________ <a target="_blank" href="http://artavaleha.com"><IMG src="http://www.artavaleha.com/main_banner/My-gif-01.gif">The most creative and qualitative designer </a>

2005-07-01, 12:10 PM	#6
amber438 Whatever don't kill ya makes ya stronger... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New York Posts: 820	What I wanna know is.. they poisoned him, stabbed him, shot him, threw him in the river.. so..when did they chop off his dick to preserve it?? __________________ Red Hot Links Red Hot Galleries

2005-07-01, 12:10 PM	#7
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	That is even more bizarre! __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-07-01, 02:48 PM	#8
Lunatic Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 200	I love the internet. Educating and entertaining all at the same time. \|shocking\| __________________

2005-07-01, 11:18 AM	#3
eman Solipsists of the world unite Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: xxx axis Posts: 639	"The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin" I know him - second cousin to Ivor Bigun.

2005-07-01, 02:55 PM	#9
eman Solipsists of the world unite Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: xxx axis Posts: 639	http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/historical/rasputin/ "At this point, the plotters apparently decided to hack off the Mad Monk's 13-inch love tool, although this may be apocryphal. Finally, they tied him up and threw him in the river. When his body was found a few days later, he appeared to have been STILL alive underwater and clawing to get out of the ropes. There was also enough water in his lungs to support this premise, and three bullets lodged in various regions of the body. "

2005-07-01, 10:25 PM	#11
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	I wonder if it was a man or a woman who held it to cut it off and if they were mentaly fucked up afterwards. lol. Hey this could be the next Niche. lol. Can the penis perform magic tricks? 13 inches, god its a wonder no one had approched them to do prono spots lol.

2005-07-02, 09:24 AM	#12
amber438 Whatever don't kill ya makes ya stronger... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New York Posts: 820	haha.. It turned out to be a sea cucumber.. That was a great depiction of the tale!! __________________ Red Hot Links Red Hot Galleries

2005-07-04, 07:04 AM	#13
slymer Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 13	well, a tale is a tale. we never know if it has some resemblance to facts. __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-07-05, 05:31 AM	#14
HarD_RocK Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 10	Were they really able to preserve Rasputin's penis? I mean, that's pretty surprising - a preserved penis...

2005-07-06, 11:17 PM	#15
jones Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 27	LoL, they cut the penis to be preserved. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Pay Per Click Search Engine.