"TARZAN ENGLISH"

Talleyrand · 2005-12-13, 04:28 PM

DEAR PEOPLE:

I can understand that my english is like the "Tarzan english" on movies of the year 1935.

But, is it so difficult for you to have patience with the people that have not the english like a native languaje?

Your sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Chop Smith · 2005-12-13, 04:34 PM

Are you trying to get banned? Is that your desire? In the words of my good buddy, Useless Warrior, "shut the fuck up."

kenny · 2005-12-13, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talleyrand

DEAR PEOPLE:

I can understand that my english is like the "Tarzan english" on movies of the year 1935.

But, is it so difficult for you to have patience with the people that have not the english like a native languaje?

Your sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Its nothig to be taken personal.

For example,

If you were receiving submissions with hopeless descriptions that just didn't make sense it gets old fast.

I mean everyday shit loads of descriptions like these for example:

"Babes lick and toes masturbate in the kitchen"

"Busty ebony sucking drilled titfucking than facial"

Your patience tends to run out

Talleyrand · 2005-12-13, 04:55 PM

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Did I wrote some bad in this thread???

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Are you trying to get banned? Is that your desire? In the words of my good buddy, Useless Warrior, "shut the fuck up."

Greenguy · 2005-12-13, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talleyrand

...But, is it so difficult for you to have patience with the people that have not the english like a native languaje?...

Yes.

Talleyrand · 2005-12-13, 05:04 PM

DEAR SLEEPER:

I understand you.

My problem is not with Greenguy that told me that the english in my page is very bad, because I copied it from a banner of Nastydollar. You can watch it in the another thread.

My problem (I am very angry) is with the people that reply to me using a lot of bad words (when i read it I think that they injuried me).
May be it is normal here to write in that way...

Your sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleeper

Its nothig to be taken personal.

For example,

If you were receiving submissions with hopeless descriptions that just didn't make sense it gets old fast.

I mean everyday shit loads of descriptions like these for example:

"Babes lick and toes masturbate in the kitchen"

"Busty ebony sucking drilled titfucking than facial"

Your patience tends to run out

fetish1 · 2005-12-13, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talleyrand

DEAR SLEEPER:

My problem is not with Greenguy that told me that the english in my page is very bad, because I copied it from a banner of Nastydollar. You can watch it in the another thread.

TALLEYRAND

Talleyrand, isn't there a webmaster board for people from your country (wherever that may be)? You are not winning any brownie points by stating you took the text from the sponsor when you didn't know enough about the English language to know when to STOP the sentence. You just grabbed words. In the order you chose to list them, they makes no sense. You are asking all link list owners to be "patient" with your lack of proper english, but do you have ANY idea how many people that mangle the english language submit to link lists per day?? So to do what you request means an english speaking reviewer is to spend 5 times the amt of time per day trying to decifer whay your kind of submissions have in them, instead of working efficiently to make their own money. Do you consider this reasonable?
Common sense says everyone is working for themselves and there is a need for time management. To mess with sites that are written by people who vaguely understand sentence structure in english, is NOT time efficient.

Greenguy · 2005-12-13, 05:20 PM

I also just fucking love the text on the sites that are actually images
http://coolpornsex.com/free/gina/warning.gif

swedguy · 2005-12-13, 05:32 PM

Is Talleyrand for real or is it someone playing a joke on us?

Chop Smith · 2005-12-13, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talleyrand

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Did I wrote some bad in this thread???

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Actually, it was not so much of what you said. It is the fact that you started a new thread on the same subject.

However, where is Furrygirl? I am about to do her gig. Your sentence structure above is totally wrong. It should be, "Did I write something bad in this thread?" In addition to your incorrect use of a verb, three question marks is totally unnecessary!

Talleyrand, this is much more than a language barrier. It is the fact that your people will not accept an answer. For some reason you have failed to grasp the meaning of "NO".

Greenguy · 2005-12-13, 05:57 PM

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
Roman Moroni

MrYum · 2005-12-13, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
Roman Moroni

I fargin LOVED that movie!

I don't know Swedguy...he 'could' be for real, but somehow I think there's some chain yankin going on. The character is almost a little too consistent

SirMoby · 2005-12-13, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Actually, it was not so much of what you said. It is the fact that you started a new thread on the same subject.

However, where is Furrygirl? I am about to do her gig. Your sentence structure above is totally wrong. It should be, "Did I write something bad in this thread?" In addition to your incorrect use of a verb, three question marks is totally unnecessary!

Talleyrand, this is much more than a language barrier. It is the fact that your people will not accept an answer. For some reason you have failed to grasp the meaning of "NO".

Someone from Mississippi giving English lessons. That's not something you see every day

Talleyrand · 2005-12-13, 06:22 PM

DEAR FETISH1:

Thank you for your words. I will think about to it.
In the future, I will make sites with only very basic words, (CUMFIESTA, click here now!, etc) and I will not copy the sentence in the banners.
I will hope that the sentences in the webpages of the sponsors will be correct!

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetish1

Talleyrand, isn't there a webmaster board for people from your country (wherever that may be)? You are not winning any brownie points by stating you took the text from the sponsor when you didn't know enough about the English language to know when to STOP the sentence. You just grabbed words. In the order you chose to list them, they makes no sense. You are asking all link list owners to be "patient" with your lack of proper english, but do you have ANY idea how many people that mangle the english language submit to link lists per day?? So to do what you request means an english speaking reviewer is to spend 5 times the amt of time per day trying to decifer whay your kind of submissions have in them, instead of working efficiently to make their own money. Do you consider this reasonable?
Common sense says everyone is working for themselves and there is a need for time management. To mess with sites that are written by people who vaguely understand sentence structure in english, is NOT time efficient.

Talleyrand · 2005-12-13, 06:29 PM

DEAR GREENGUY:

I read some time ago in an article that the best is to put the warning inside an image, in that way the SE will not to index the warning.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I also just fucking love the text on the sites that are actually images
http://coolpornsex.com/free/gina/warning.gif

Greenguy · 2005-12-13, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talleyrand

DEAR GREENGUY:

I read some time ago in an article that the best is to put the warning inside an image, in that way the SE will not to index the warning.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Then go ask that genius all your questions.

Preacher · 2005-12-13, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talleyrand

In the future, I will make sites with only very basic words, (CUMFIESTA, click here now!, etc) and I will not copy the sentence in the banners.
I will hope that the sentences in the webpages of the sponsors will be correct!

The problem is you didn't copy the text verbatim, you butchered it...which is sad, cause you wouldn't think that copying text would be that difficult.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swedguy

Is Talleyrand for real or is it someone playing a joke on us?

That would take a comedic genius!

MrYum · 2005-12-13, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher

That would take a comedic genius!

I dunno...I'm feeling a tug tug here...he can't be for real

swedguy · 2005-12-13, 07:23 PM

Talleryrand is a post bot with poor AI coded by Sparky.

Chop Smith · 2005-12-13, 07:46 PM

Talleyrand,

You's gots' some ball on yo' to stick in cher. I see yo pain.

Cos all my relatives would gots'ta die t'wipe out illiteracy, I 'ford schooled bitch to rite my text. Wont recommendation?

Talleyrand · 2005-12-13, 07:47 PM

DEAR GREENGUY:

Before that I submitted my last site you have not problem with my sites, or with my english, or with my text inside an image.
However, today you have problems with all about me.
I do not understand your change.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Then go ask that genius all your questions.

Talleyrand · 2005-12-13, 07:50 PM

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Congratulations!!!
I understand nothing of your post.

Best regards,

TALLEYRAND

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Talleyrand,

You's gots' some ball on yo' to stick in cher. I see yo pain.

Cos all my relatives would gots'ta die t'wipe out illiteracy, I 'ford schooled bitch to rite my text. Wont recommendation?

rscott · 2005-12-13, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

Is Talleyrand for real or is it someone playing a joke on us?

Could be, considering that "nic" isn't registered on that other guys board

Chop Smith · 2005-12-13, 08:00 PM

I got my woman to rewrite the other post. Here is the translated version:

You have some ball on you to stay here. I see your pain.

If all of my relatives would die it would wipe out illiteracy. Therefore, I hire an educated woman to write my text. Would you like for me to recommend you to her?

Talleyrand · 2005-12-13, 08:13 PM

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Can someone here to think that I am very happy of to have problems with other persons?

I only posted for to answer about my last site rejected by GreenGuy, no more.
However, all that I write is a problem for you and other.

May be the real problem is that I was not born in USA... You understand me. Did you?

Best regards,

TALLEYRAND

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I got my woman to rewrite the other post. Here is the translated version:

You have some ball on you to stay here. I see your pain.

If all of my relatives would die it would wipe out illiteracy. Therefore, I hire an educated woman to write my text. Would you like for me to recommend you to her?

2005-12-13, 04:28 PM	#1
Talleyrand Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 200	"TARZAN ENGLISH" DEAR PEOPLE: I can understand that my english is like the "Tarzan english" on movies of the year 1935. But, is it so difficult for you to have patience with the people that have not the english like a native languaje? Your sincerely, TALLEYRAND

2005-12-13, 04:34 PM	#2
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	Are you trying to get banned? Is that your desire? In the words of my good buddy, Useless Warrior, "shut the fuck up." __________________

2005-12-13, 05:20 PM	#8
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,777	I also just fucking love the text on the sites that are actually images http://coolpornsex.com/free/gina/warning.gif __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-12-13, 05:57 PM	#11
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,777	I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves. Roman Moroni __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-12-13, 07:46 PM	#20
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	Talleyrand, You's gots' some ball on yo' to stick in cher. I see yo pain. Cos all my relatives would gots'ta die t'wipe out illiteracy, I 'ford schooled bitch to rite my text. Wont recommendation? __________________

2005-12-13, 05:32 PM	#9
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	Is Talleyrand for real or is it someone playing a joke on us?

2005-12-13, 07:23 PM	#19
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	Talleryrand is a post bot with poor AI coded by Sparky.

2005-12-13, 08:00 PM	#24
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	I got my woman to rewrite the other post. Here is the translated version: You have some ball on you to stay here. I see your pain. If all of my relatives would die it would wipe out illiteracy. Therefore, I hire an educated woman to write my text. Would you like for me to recommend you to her? __________________