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Old 2006-11-03, 08:33 PM   #1
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I'm a dad...again!

It's 1.30am here, and........my little baby boy was born a few hours ago!
He and his wonderful mother are doing just fine! Woo Hoo!

It was a short labour, just a few hours long, and he weighed 8 lbs 5 oz. I wasn't at the birth for two reasons:
1. The only choice for a babysitter for my other children is a psycho bitch.
2. At the birth of my second child, they sliced open my woman's lady-bits and it was....um...nasty. Kind of put me off.


Hard to believe that I was sat here "doing porn" while my good lady was giving birth. Hee hee.
Anyway...congrats to me, and all that slushy stuff! Just wanted to tell someone, you know?
Thanks!
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Old 2006-11-03, 08:44 PM   #2
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Old 2006-11-03, 09:08 PM   #3
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Congrats mate. How's the woman doing?
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Old 2006-11-03, 09:09 PM   #4
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Awesome news!

Congrats Gary and Lady Gary
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Old 2006-11-03, 09:22 PM   #5
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congrats, man!
more blessings to come!
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Old 2006-11-03, 10:28 PM   #6
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Old 2006-11-03, 10:41 PM   #7
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Very, very cool dude!!! Congrats to you and for your lady !!
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Old 2006-11-03, 10:43 PM   #8
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awwwww I love babies!

that's so awesome, congrats!!!
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Old 2006-11-03, 10:49 PM   #9
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Excellent stuff Gary! Congrats to all
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Old 2006-11-03, 10:59 PM   #10
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Old 2006-11-03, 10:59 PM   #11
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RUN, GARY, RUN!!!


I mean... Congratulations. May your home be filled with warmth, joy, and many sleepless nights.
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Old 2006-11-04, 04:48 AM   #12
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Congrats Gary, both to you and Mrs. Gary
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Old 2006-11-04, 08:11 AM   #13
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Old 2006-11-04, 08:13 AM   #14
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Congrats!!!! you should have wonderful teenage years ahead of you.
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Old 2006-11-04, 08:15 AM   #15
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That's great news Gary! Congratulations!
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Old 2006-11-04, 08:20 AM   #16
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Old 2006-11-04, 08:27 AM   #17
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Congrats, Gary!

and to the Mrs Gary.

Oh, and may this never appear in any documents you receive from her lawyer:
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... I was sat here "doing porn" while my good lady was giving birth...


Seriously... congratulations all around.

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Old 2006-11-04, 09:20 AM   #18
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Congrats Gary! What a great early Christmas present that is
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Old 2006-11-04, 09:22 AM   #19
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Old 2006-11-04, 11:49 AM   #20
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Thanks for the well-wishes guys & gals.
They've been home for a few hours now and both are doing just fine.
He's a cute little thing, which is weird because usually I find newborn babies, even my own, to be ugly and extremely strange creatures. I must be going soft or something.


Anyway, enough of this baby stuff and onto the important things in life - building more freesites!
I've not been quite as relentless with daily submits lately, so I'm looking forward to stuffing more of my too-colourful freesites into those lovely link lists!
As always, a big thanks to everyone for the listings and traffic.

Thanks again everyone - Mrs Gary thinks it's cool that all these porn-slinging-folks are sending good wishes her way.
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Old 2006-11-04, 12:53 PM   #21
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Thanks for the well-wishes guys & gals.
They've been home for a few hours now and both are doing just fine.
He's a cute little thing, which is weird because usually I find newborn babies, even my own, to be ugly and extremely strange creatures. I must be going soft or something.


Anyway, enough of this baby stuff and onto the important things in life - building more freesites!
I've not been quite as relentless with daily submits lately, so I'm looking forward to stuffing more of my too-colourful freesites into those lovely link lists!
As always, a big thanks to everyone for the listings and traffic.

Thanks again everyone - Mrs Gary thinks it's cool that all these porn-slinging-folks are sending good wishes her way.
Just goes to show...pornslingers are people too

Well, most of em anyway
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Old 2006-11-04, 01:05 PM   #22
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Whoops, how'd I miss this thread?

Congrats Gary, but I still say your nuts for having 5!

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Old 2006-11-04, 01:40 PM   #23
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Whoops, how'd I miss this thread?

Congrats Gary, but I still say your nuts for having 5!

FIVE??? Holy crap!

Well now...look at Mr Fertile Pants

That's it Gary...you wrap that thing up from now on mister...no glove...no love!
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Old 2006-11-04, 01:57 PM   #24
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Old 2006-11-04, 02:21 PM   #25
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Congrats on the birth of your latest rug rat *grins*

Emerald and I wish you and your good lady all the best over there.
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