Pillsbury Dough Boy Died today

cd34 · 2005-10-26, 09:29 PM

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

ponygirl · 2005-10-26, 09:51 PM

this news depressed me so much I have to go get baked

sue-fl · 2005-10-26, 09:54 PM

Just about fell out of my chair from laughing so hard. Did you make that up? Great post!!

MrYum · 2005-10-26, 10:11 PM

Good stuff Sparky...thanks!

SirMoby · 2005-10-26, 10:53 PM

This better then watching Shrek 2 a 12th time

cd34 · 2005-10-26, 11:05 PM

Occasionally there is a joke I receive in email that is good enough to get forwarded. This was one of those times.

2msacras · 2005-10-26, 11:15 PM

I usually hate forwarded messages because I never get any as good as that one

Chop Smith · 2005-10-26, 11:27 PM

Good one, cd34. I understand that his hiers will be rolling in dough

Joneze · 2005-10-27, 01:41 AM

What a crummy way to die.

Linkster · 2005-10-27, 08:24 AM

I hate these cookie-cutter emails - but then I guess this one rises above most

docholly · 2005-10-27, 09:00 AM

that was pretty funny!!

actually the voice of the Jolly Green Giant --ho ho ho-- died recently.

Ho here

and i love the ad with all the little cartoony guys in it like the starkist tuna and the snap crackle pop guys.. its a pretty funny ad.

2005-10-26, 09:29 PM	#1
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	Pillsbury Dough Boy Died today The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-10-26, 09:51 PM	#2
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2005-10-26, 10:11 PM	#4
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Good stuff Sparky...thanks! __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

2005-10-26, 11:05 PM	#6
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	Occasionally there is a joke I receive in email that is good enough to get forwarded. This was one of those times. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-10-26, 11:27 PM	#8
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	Good one, cd34. I understand that his hiers will be rolling in dough __________________

2005-10-26, 09:54 PM	#3
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Just about fell out of my chair from laughing so hard. Did you make that up? Great post!!

2005-10-26, 10:53 PM	#5
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	This better then watching Shrek 2 a 12th time

2005-10-26, 11:15 PM	#7
2msacras The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 394	I usually hate forwarded messages because I never get any as good as that one

2005-10-27, 01:41 AM	#9
Joneze Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Spaceship Earth Posts: 91	What a crummy way to die. __________________ Sex Link Lists \| Only Gay Men Toplist \| Nasty Sex Pixxx

2005-10-27, 08:24 AM	#10
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2005-10-27, 09:00 AM	#11
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	that was pretty funny!! actually the voice of the Jolly Green Giant --ho ho ho-- died recently. Ho here and i love the ad with all the little cartoony guys in it like the starkist tuna and the snap crackle pop guys.. its a pretty funny ad. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!