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2005-08-16, 07:41 PM | #27 |
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Oh my... That poor poochie. I've had dogs come home with 2 or 3 quills, but never that. Looks like Bully needs to learn that no means no. Does that dog sense pain at all?
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2005-08-16, 07:46 PM | #28 |
Look maah I moved out and got my own space:)
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Saw those pics few weeks ago.
poor dog must be NUMB |
2005-08-16, 08:47 PM | #29 |
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Sorry - now back on topic. Bully was either dreaming of being tortured or the porcupine raped him.
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2005-08-16, 08:53 PM | #30 |
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Was he sleeping at the time?
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2005-08-16, 10:08 PM | #31 |
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Oh that's horrible!
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2005-08-16, 10:27 PM | #32 | |
Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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2005-08-17, 04:19 AM | #33 |
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What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words Words in papers, words in books Words on tv, words for crooks Words of comfort, words of peace Words to make the fighting cease Words to tell you what to do Words are working hard for you Eat your words but don’t go hungry Words have always nearly hung me What are words worth? What are words worth? - words Words of nuance, words of skill And words of romance are a thrill Words are stupid, words are fun Words can put you on the run mots press?, mots sens?, mots qui disent la v?it?mots maudits, mots mentis, mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit What are words worth? What are words worth? - words Its a rap race, with a fast pace Concrete words, abstract words Crazy words and lying words Hazy words and dying words Words of faith and tell me straight Rare words and swear words Good words and bad words What are words worth? What are words worth? - words Words can make you pay and pay Four-letter words I cannot say Panty, toilet, dirty devil Words are trouble, words are subtle Words of anger, words of hate Words over here, words out there In the air and everywhere Words of wisdom, words of strife Words that write the book I like Words won’t find no right solution To the planet earth’s pollution Say the right word, make a million Words are like a certain person Who can’t say what they mean Don’t mean what they say With a rap rap here and a rap rap there Here a rap, there a rap Everywhere a rap rap Rap it up for the common good Let us enlist the neighbourhood It’s okay, I’ve overstood This is a wordy rappinghood, okay, bye. What are words worth? What are words worth? - words What are words worth? What are words worth? - words He’ll stop ... don’t stop ... stop. |
2005-08-17, 04:47 AM | #34 |
I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire...
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Ummm what tune's it to?
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2005-08-17, 05:07 AM | #35 |
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Who would want to have sex with a porcupine?
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2005-08-17, 05:13 AM | #36 |
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Other porcupines?
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2005-08-17, 05:14 AM | #37 |
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Haha good answer Greenguy. Does that mean that when porcupines in Florida are mating, one or both of them is under risk of arrest?
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2005-08-17, 05:25 AM | #38 | |
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That's Tom Tom Club, who are Chris Frantz and Tina Weymouth - ex Talking Heads. Monkey see and monkey do Making babies, eating food Smelly things, pubic hair Words of love, in the air Sparks fly, shooting out Making sure that every thing is working I can't turn you down We are programmed happy little children Matter over mind We can not resist so I won't fight it Love is a machine Love is a machine without a driver The facts of life The facts of life A masterpiece Biology Smokey water Air conditioned Boys 'n' girls And automation Chromosomes Designer jeans Chimpanzees And human beings Machines of love Machines of love Strong in body, strong in mind A love machine with the facts of life The facts of life The facts of life So much sex 'n' violence Must be a bad design We're stupid to be fighting Every night The monsters we create They welcome us aboard The best in advertising From coast to coast The girls and boys combine Like monkeys in the zoo The clouds have silver linings Looks pretty good People fall in love like in fairy tales I'm not sure I like, what they can do I'm afraid that God has no master plan He only takes -- what he can use Factory life, ice cream & pie Factory life Someday we'll live on Venus And men will walk on Mars But we will still be monkeys Down deep inside If chimpanzees are smart Then we will close our eyes And let our instincts guide us Oh oh oh oh no Facts Of Life - True Stories. |
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2005-08-17, 05:30 AM | #39 |
I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire...
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Oh great - now I've got Psycho Killer stuck in my head... Better sleep in the spare room tonight...
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2005-08-17, 05:33 AM | #40 |
I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire...
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Speaking of music - these guys managed to get the words "Bukkake Party" into their latest song
http://www.butterfingers.info/
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2005-08-17, 05:37 AM | #41 | |
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2005-08-17, 05:42 AM | #43 | |
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I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me I'm a real live wire Psycho killer, qu'est que c'est Far better Run away Psycho killer, que'st que c'est Far better Run away Oh yeah You start a conversation you can't seem to finish it You're talkin' a lot but you're not sayin' anything When I have nothing to say my lips are sealed Say something once why say it again Chorus Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir la Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la Realisant, mon espoir Je me lance vers la gloire We are vain and we are blind I hate people when they're not polite |
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2005-08-17, 05:55 AM | #45 |
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Here's one for you! What is the connection between Talking heads and The Happy Mondays?
Son, I'm 30 I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty And I don't have a decent bone in me What you get is just what you see yeah I see it so I take it freely And all the bad piss ugly things i feed me I never help or give to the needy Come on and see me Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey I had to crucify some brother today And I don't dig what you gotta say So come on and say it Come on and tell me twice I said dad you're shabby You run around and groove like a baggy You're only here just out of habit All that's mine you might as well have it You take ten feet back and then stab it Spray it on and 'tag it So sack on me I can't stand the needy Get around here if you're asking you're feeling Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey I had to crucify somebody today And I don't dig what you gotta say So come on and say it Come on and tell me twice So sack all the needy I can't stand to leave it You come around here and you put both your feet in Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey I had to crucify somebody today And I don't dig what you gotta say So go on and say it Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey I had to crucify some brother today And I don't hear what you gotta say So come on and say it Come on and tell me twice |
2005-08-17, 07:21 AM | #46 |
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2005-08-17, 01:30 PM | #47 | |
WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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2005-08-17, 01:39 PM | #48 |
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Let me start by saying that I am in fact a bonafide sexual deviant. I've enjoyed all kinds of wierd, kinky sex in my private life and that's unlikely to change any time soon We're all porn mongers around here, but I'm willing to be that most adult webmasters like their sex to be good but pretty much "vanilla." Part and parcel of being a genuine deviant is tolerance and understanding of the kinks other people enjoy, even if they're not something you enjoy yourself.
There's an old thread that was dug up over this bit of drama, and I'd like to clarify a post I made there since it's been tied to this issue. A free site was posted that promoted a "sleeping sex" site and many (including myself) said it would get the submitter blacklisted. In fact it did, but it was mostly about how the site was being promoted. The webmaster was coming from the "taking advantage of an unconscious person" angle, not the "I started fucking my girlfriend while she was sleeping" angle. For me these are two entirely different worlds. I've known women who absolutely love to get woken up in the middle of the night by a stiff shaft sliding into them. I've known women who love to get tied up while they're sleeping and waking up to being bound and getting spanked. I've known women with rape fantasies who like to fight back and get overpowered...as long as they're with a man that they trust and fuck all the time. There are circumstances in which even forced sex is consentual, if it's part and parcel of fulfilling a woman's fantasies or kinks, because at the end of the day if she literally asks for it and enjoys it then it's consentual. This is all good fun between consenting adults, and porn based on stuff like this doesn't cause me any ethical dilemmas as long as it's promoted as consentual. I signed up for Rage Cash and I'll be promoting them. They've got good looking tours and that "Spanked and Fucked" site looks fantastic. It's hard to find good spanking sites to promote, and there are in fact a ton of women who like to get spanked while they're getting fucked, or sucking cock, or licking pussy, and so on. This site looks like a home run. I won't be promoting Sleep Assault for a couple reasons, simply because that's my personal preference. I'd list sites promoting it in my "what the fuck" category as long as they promote the site in a consentual context. I'm also going to skip the "mother daughter" site for a variety of reasons, but I can assure you that if I didn't live in the US I'd promote the hell out of it. The other sites have solid tours and I look forward to the sales as soon as I get the promos up. Rage Cash looks like a great program that was put together by people who know what they're doing and have the balls to go after some "edgy" niches, and I give them a ton of credit for that. |rock| There was a time when foot fucking was "edge" porn. There's a ton of consentual deviant behavior I've enjoyed the hell out of in private life that I couldn't promote online, and that's just a fact of life. Live and let live, fuck and let fuck...can't we all just get a bong? |
2005-08-17, 01:56 PM | #49 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Great post MadMax your my hero....
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2005-08-17, 04:07 PM | #50 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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If some girl came along and tried to give me some pussy while I was sleeping I would be fine with it. I don't like the word rape anyway...I prefer "suprise sex".
Anyhoo, everyone should lighten up -- these are the extreme paycheck guys we are talking about...some of the most straight up guys in the biz IMO. They know what's right is right and what's wrong is wrong. If you don't like it - don't look at it... Enough said.
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