Wednesday April 8th (aka Music To Save My Sanity)

[Greenguy]

Morning!

I made the mistake of watching 's new conference & then posting on Facebook yesterday I have to go back to distracting myself for my own mental health, so I might as well get reacquainted with some music. 1st up: Every studio album by the Foo Fighters Half-way thru the 1st album & I forgot just how fucking good it is, especially when you throw in that the entire album was done by Dave Grohl in his basement

I do have some running around to do. One stop will be to my buddy's house to drop off a Soundgarden concert shirt I was gonna sell on the eBay but since he went to the show with me, I asked if he wanted it.

Other than that...

[ArtWilliams]

Morning.

My BIL lives in a condo with about 150 units. There are A LOT of 60+ people there and someone has now got the COVID. Due to privacy reasons, they won't say who. I am worried about him because he has asthma, diabetes and hypertension. He's built like a brick shit house but I'm not sure if he could withstand it. I hope he doesn't get it.

Today is a grocery shopping day. Other than that, I'll be at home avoiding the best I can. I didn't watch the news yesterday but it would serve me well to stop looking at my Twitter feed AND never, ever read anyone's comments.

Have a free day!

[Pagan]

I keep thinking someone is making the stuff up. They have to be. The clips have to be clever edits. Can he really be saying even half the stuff he has been saying?

Art, hopefully the BIL doesn't get it. I know Canadian medicine is at least based on science and not anecdotes so there is hope for you all. Maybe they can help the Swedes?

[Ramster]

Good morning

Working all day here, nothing new. Weather is turning to shit so no back yard BBQing or beers for at least a week+ it seems.

I was going to post this joke on Facebook but decided against it, it is though

JOKE TIME:
Donald walks into a bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Donald , the President of the United States of America!!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the banking legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

: "My goodness. I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look Mr. , here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot; the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check."

So, Mr. , what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"

stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. ."

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Ramster

JOKE TIME:

Of course, I WILL post it

[JustRobert]

Good Morning

It rained pretty good yesterday and at the moment we have a break in the storm. Though the weather reports keep changing so who knows as they don't.

Not sure what to do today but I'm sure some biz stuff will be done and I'll watch a little netflix but I doubt I'll go outside today other than it's Mexican food Wednesday

Enjoy your Corona Wednesday!

[Pagan]

Good joke guys. Even The Husband laughed.

[hincapie]