Useless Warrior Wins The Greenguy & Jim Description Contest!

Greenguy · 2005-06-03, 08:00 AM

Since I had to get the submission into Klixxx early, I had to close the voting on our description contest & with all the votes totaled, Useless Warrior has won the contest with this little beauty:

A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget?

For his efforts, we're gonna send him a check for $100

Thanks to everyone that submitted a description & also to those that voted

Fido · 2005-06-03, 08:20 AM

Yeah, that one was my favourite

Congratulations UW!

Btw, remind me not to be lazy and look to the english dictionary what that word "douche" means.

Well, nevermind, it is cool and funny even without that word

venturi · 2005-06-03, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fido

Yeah, that one was my favourite

Congratulations UW!

Btw, remind me not to be lazy and look to the english dictionary what that word "douche" means.

Well, nevermind, it is cool and funny even without that word

Douche v. 1) A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

(in common usage it refers to the cleansing of the punany.)

Cleo · 2005-06-03, 08:26 AM

Congratulations Useless.

Jim · 2005-06-03, 08:26 AM

WooHoo
Congratulations
Send me you name address etc...

Fido · 2005-06-03, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by venturi

Douche v. 1) A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

(in common usage it refers to the cleansing of the punany.)

Really? So it is not as funny as I thought... Hmmm, if I would know the meaning of that word sooner I would not vote for it

Fonz · 2005-06-03, 08:28 AM

Wow!! Now that's a surprise, congrats Useless

Spend your $100 well

Toby · 2005-06-03, 08:51 AM

Hey! The one I voted for won, that never happens.

Congrats UW

Jel · 2005-06-03, 08:58 AM

Well Done UW

Ms Naughty · 2005-06-03, 09:10 AM

Congrats UW

MrMaryLou · 2005-06-03, 09:16 AM

Congrats Useless

Useless · 2005-06-03, 09:26 AM

I'm a winner! I'm a winner! And to think, my parents have been calling me a loser all these years.

For those of you who are confused, the douching of the gay midget is based on one of Cleo's posts:
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...53&postcount=3

Jim, send the money to the same address we use for the crack. |cool|

Thank you all for recognizing my talent/plea for help. |clown|

ponygirl · 2005-06-03, 09:27 AM

congrats!

does this mean you're now the official spokesman for GG&J??

Ponygirl

ronnie · 2005-06-03, 10:01 AM

Congratz UW! Well done desc..

ronnie

2msacras · 2005-06-03, 10:24 AM

Congrats Useless Warrior....I liked all of your descriptions.

CrazySy · 2005-06-03, 10:25 AM

Congrats UW

Cleo · 2005-06-03, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

For those of you who are confused, the douching of the gay midget is based on one of Cleo's posts:
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...53&postcount=3

From what I understand, I was not there for the actual douching, he was taken out back and a garden hose was used since he wasn't tall enough for the one that Angel keeps in the shower.

Personally I'm a big fan of vaginal sex myself but to each their own.

MadMax · 2005-06-03, 10:30 AM

Well done UW, you dirty prick

ArtWilliams · 2005-06-03, 10:33 AM

docholly · 2005-06-03, 10:45 AM

|cool| whohooo.. way to go UW

cd34 · 2005-06-03, 10:48 AM

I hear next Tuesday they are erecting a statue in Useless Warriors honor. Well, its a short statue, and there is an erection. Contact Cleo for more details.

Congrats Useless Warrior!

Raven · 2005-06-03, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Since I had to get the submission into Klixxx early, I had to close the voting on our description contest & with all the votes totaled, Useless Warrior has won the contest with this little beauty:

A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget?

For his efforts, we're gonna send him a check for $100

Thanks to everyone that submitted a description & also to those that voted

Most excellent, UW....your words have made GG & J stand out!

Torn Rose · 2005-06-03, 11:47 AM

pornrex · 2005-06-03, 12:11 PM

Congrats Useless!

Cleo · 2005-06-03, 12:13 PM

For part of the prize we should take him out back and give him a good douching

2005-06-03, 08:00 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,778	Useless Warrior Wins The Greenguy & Jim Description Contest! Since I had to get the submission into Klixxx early, I had to close the voting on our description contest & with all the votes totaled, Useless Warrior has won the contest with this little beauty: A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget? For his efforts, we're gonna send him a check for $100 Thanks to everyone that submitted a description & also to those that voted __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-06-03, 08:26 AM	#4
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2005-06-03, 08:28 AM	#7
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2005-06-03, 08:51 AM	#8
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2005-06-03, 09:10 AM	#10
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2005-06-03, 08:20 AM	#2
Fido And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Czech Republic Posts: 229	Yeah, that one was my favourite Congratulations UW! Btw, remind me not to be lazy and look to the english dictionary what that word "douche" means. Well, nevermind, it is cool and funny even without that word

2005-06-03, 08:26 AM	#5
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	WooHoo Congratulations Send me you name address etc...

2005-06-03, 08:58 AM	#9
Jel I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: London, United Kingdom Posts: 1,895	Well Done UW

2005-06-03, 09:16 AM	#11
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2005-06-03, 09:26 AM	#12
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I'm a winner! I'm a winner! And to think, my parents have been calling me a loser all these years. For those of you who are confused, the douching of the gay midget is based on one of Cleo's posts: http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...53&postcount=3 Jim, send the money to the same address we use for the crack. \|cool\| Thank you all for recognizing my talent/plea for help. \|clown\| __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-06-03, 09:27 AM	#13
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2005-06-03, 10:01 AM	#14
ronnie Wheither you think you can or you think you can't, Your right. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: midwest Posts: 2,274	Congratz UW! Well done desc.. ronnie

2005-06-03, 10:24 AM	#15
2msacras The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 394	Congrats Useless Warrior....I liked all of your descriptions.

2005-06-03, 10:25 AM	#16
CrazySy There are no stupid questions, just stupid people! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ME,USA Posts: 1,393	Congrats UW __________________ I Build Freesites - List of Active Link Lists

2005-06-03, 10:30 AM	#18
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Well done UW, you dirty prick

2005-06-03, 10:33 AM	#19
ArtWilliams You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 6,244

2005-06-03, 10:45 AM	#20
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2005-06-03, 10:48 AM	#21
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	I hear next Tuesday they are erecting a statue in Useless Warriors honor. Well, its a short statue, and there is an erection. Contact Cleo for more details. Congrats Useless Warrior! __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-06-03, 11:47 AM	#23
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2005-06-03, 12:11 PM	#24
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2005-06-03, 12:13 PM	#25
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