Morning!!
Why on Earth would I not want to shit for a week? In fear that the horseshoe that's up my ass may fall out
I somehow managed to win those 2 "on the fence" Fantasy Football games & now 3 of my 4 teams are in the
FINALS!!! Even if I lose all 3, I'll be up $90 for the year as far as my Fantasy Football entry fees (5 total) but I could be up $900 if I win all 3, so
to
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I have a rare No ASSIL Tuesday, so nothing until I go to my chiro this afternoon. My mom's phone (my old circa 2005 LG Flip) is on its last leg, so The Bitch is going to go pick up a new (hopefully) easy to use phone for her & I'll probably run it up to her afterwards.
Other than that, I'll be sitting here working with my asshole clenched