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Old 2008-12-23, 03:32 PM   #1
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Fuck the holidays

I figured we needed our own thread.

There is no god.

Long Live the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Old 2008-12-23, 03:35 PM   #2
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Sorry, you are now on the naughty list ... No toys for you.
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Old 2008-12-23, 03:39 PM   #3
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Sorry, you are now on the naughty list ... No toys for you.

I'd rather have this anyways.
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Old 2008-12-23, 03:43 PM   #4
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Finally a holiday thread that I relate to.

Hey Russ, how are you and your rubbery other half doing these days?

So why does this board have a Jesus smillie but no Flying Spaghetti Monster smillie?
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Old 2008-12-23, 03:46 PM   #5
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Hey Russ, how are you and your rubbery other half doing these days?
Hi Cleo. Long time, no see. We are doing well. Hope you are too.

I would wish you happy holidays .. but .. well .. this is the "fuck the holidays" thread.
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Old 2008-12-23, 03:46 PM   #6
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yes i am going to jump into this thread and i dont care about this one because i like the christmas days, even stressfull, but heay cleo that pic in your avartar is that your macaw? (not sure if i write macaw right), if so, very cool pic!!!!!

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Old 2008-12-23, 03:48 PM   #7
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I would wish you happy holidays .. but .. well .. this is the "fuck the holidays" thread.
Try "Go Fuck Yourself"
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Old 2008-12-23, 03:53 PM   #8
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Hi Cleo. Long time, no see. We are doing well. Hope you are too.

I would wish you happy holidays .. but .. well .. this is the "fuck the holidays" thread.
Doing good other then having a nasty cold... again. We are both laying in bed sick so I guess that is appropriate for fuck the holidays. On the positive side this probably means skipping Christmas dinner at the in-laws tomorrow night.
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cleo that pic in your avartar is that your macaw? (not use if i write macaw right), if so, very cool pic!!!!!
That is one of my macaws, the big blue one. We got him drunk on rum at our party the other night.
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Old 2008-12-23, 03:55 PM   #9
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Great Santa vs. God pic .
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to answer the question yes, there is a difference. Jesus cannot eat M & M's

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Old 2008-12-23, 04:35 PM   #11
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Old 2008-12-23, 04:45 PM   #12
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merry xmas to all ...
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Old 2008-12-23, 07:15 PM   #13
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We're doing what every good Goddess fearing Las Vegan should do..checking into a hotel and hiding for the next 2 days.
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Old 2008-12-23, 09:32 PM   #14
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Doing good other then having a nasty cold... again. We are both laying in bed sick so I guess that is appropriate for fuck the holidays. On the positive side this probably means skipping Christmas dinner at the in-laws tomorrow night.

That is one of my macaws, the big blue one. We got him drunk on rum at our party the other night.
You have macaws? sweet! I've owned a small petting zoo myself. Havent got a chance to get the big boys like the macaws and cockatoos just yet. and great santa vs god pic Torn Rose. The intelligent people line was great
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Old 2008-12-24, 03:28 AM   #15
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I'd rather have this anyways.
I thought you had already been told you could'nt have any toys!
She would be way to much fun...
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Old 2008-12-24, 12:12 PM   #16
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I thought you had already been told you could'nt have any toys!
She would be way to much fun...
Who said I wanted to play with her? I just want to talk...

yeah ok, I'm busted.
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Old 2008-12-24, 03:10 PM   #17
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My contribution to the 'how did this christ get in here' moment...
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Old 2008-12-24, 03:24 PM   #18
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My contribution to the 'how did this christ get in here' moment...
For the Second time today....

DAMN YOU SIR! DAMN YOU!



















(I posted that in the morning thread 2 days ago or so)
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Old 2008-12-24, 03:30 PM   #19
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Damn you and double damn you in return, Sir!






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I just fucking knew I'd seen that someplace
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Old 2008-12-24, 03:38 PM   #20
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I just fucking knew I'd seen that someplace
LOL...

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Old 2008-12-24, 03:58 PM   #21
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Havent got a chance to get the big boys like the macaws and cockatoos just yet
Despite popular belief, i expect even Cleo has had a cockatoo.
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Old 2008-12-24, 04:48 PM   #23
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Very good - I like it.

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Old 2008-12-24, 07:35 PM   #24
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Why no M & M's Jesus? It's unfair!!! What are your plans for the holidays? mine are going to pass at GOA!! =)) Music, sex, wheed, vodka... what can be better for an ordinary russian girl Maybe I could meet one of you there?
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One for Torn to make up for stealing his photo before.
I think the crucifix makes it work...
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