My filmmaking "career"

Ms Naughty · 2009-06-11, 11:11 PM

OK so today I'm board whoring about the place and I realise I haven't really posted here for absolutely ages, even though I check in every day.

I thought I'd post about the new and ridiculous hobby that's been sucking up my time - attempting to make movies. I've done a couple of short courses on filmmaking and last year I bought a video camera of eBay. Since then I've made one porn movie that's now on For The Girls as well as this little silly video called "Paddling the Pink Canoe":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J00mSbQVDHU

It was actually going to just be a 30 second promo for FTG but I kept coming up with new things to film. Those are my gloved hands in the video and me in the kayak (we were thrilled to find that at a local hire place. It made for an interesting phone conversation: "Hello, do you have a pink canoe for hire?").

We are now using bits of it as an FTG promo but I'm also submitting the film to festivals here and there.

And something that's really becoming apparent the more I look at mainstream filmmaking: it's for lunatics. There's so much competition, you don't make any money, there's all sorts of people lining up to screw you and it requires a huge amount of effort and stress to get anything accomplished.

Gotta say, online porn is still a much better career. Sure, there's still lots of competition and people who want to screw you but at least you work from home

I do, however, have a porn script written and hope to get it made at some point.

Torn Rose · 2009-06-12, 01:07 AM

LOL, Very nice and well done.

And no I did not get them all, but it's always great to learn a new phrase!

Thanks for sharing!

SheepGuy · 2009-06-12, 02:42 AM

Nicely done!
I think I need to educate myself so I can get them all

ArtWilliams · 2009-06-12, 08:06 AM

Funny and entertaining! I got a few of them. Thanks.

terry · 2009-06-12, 09:20 AM

OMG That was amazing. I love the curtains hahaha.
Congrats on a job well done.

sue-fl · 2009-06-12, 09:51 AM

I loved it! The tea cup one really got to me as I was drinking tea while I was watching! Very well done indeed

nate · 2009-06-12, 09:56 AM

I think someone should make a porn flick called "pimps" and make it like the opposite of "cops". It would be a pretty cool scene when the "pimps" film crew comes face to face with the "cops" film crew.

Pretty cool movie, but spreading the meat hanging on a clothesline was pretty disgusting.

John-ACWM · 2009-06-12, 04:46 PM

That really gave a me a state of tranquility,very well done!

Tommy · 2009-06-12, 06:19 PM

I dont get the muffin and the electric sander and a few more but the muffin ...

Ms Naughty · 2009-06-12, 07:01 PM

LOL Tommy, that's "buffin' the muffin" - the drill had the buffer attachment on it.

Thanks for all the compliments everyone. I actually went through the list at this page for ideas:
http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms3.html
A lot of them were unfilmmable but there were enough to make a film.

The tea cup had my husband and I alternately giggling and feeling ill. We got some of his hair, cut it up and stuck it onto double sided sticky tape, put it around the tea cup.

It's kind of ridiculous that I spent a week obsessed with masturbation slang terms, buying props, painting tacos pink. It was a lot of fun though.

Tommy · 2009-06-12, 07:53 PM

Buffin the muffin.. Hmm...No chokin the chicken ???
ya could do a lot with that one

its sounds like you had a lot of fun and thats the purpose of a hobby

wish I had one ..

Torn Rose · 2009-06-12, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy

Buffin the muffin.. Hmm...No chokin the chicken ???
.

psst.... watch it again...

Ms Naughty · 2009-06-12, 10:08 PM

Choking the chicken only got in there because we found a rubber chicken in an import shop while looking for props and quickly got the camera and gloves out, sneakily filmed it. It shouldn't really be in there because it's more of a male term but who can resist a rubber chicken?

2009-06-11, 11:11 PM	#1
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	My filmmaking "career" OK so today I'm board whoring about the place and I realise I haven't really posted here for absolutely ages, even though I check in every day. I thought I'd post about the new and ridiculous hobby that's been sucking up my time - attempting to make movies. I've done a couple of short courses on filmmaking and last year I bought a video camera of eBay. Since then I've made one porn movie that's now on For The Girls as well as this little silly video called "Paddling the Pink Canoe": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J00mSbQVDHU It was actually going to just be a 30 second promo for FTG but I kept coming up with new things to film. Those are my gloved hands in the video and me in the kayak (we were thrilled to find that at a local hire place. It made for an interesting phone conversation: "Hello, do you have a pink canoe for hire?"). We are now using bits of it as an FTG promo but I'm also submitting the film to festivals here and there. And something that's really becoming apparent the more I look at mainstream filmmaking: it's for lunatics. There's so much competition, you don't make any money, there's all sorts of people lining up to screw you and it requires a huge amount of effort and stress to get anything accomplished. Gotta say, online porn is still a much better career. Sure, there's still lots of competition and people who want to screw you but at least you work from home I do, however, have a porn script written and hope to get it made at some point. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

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2009-06-12, 09:56 AM	#7
nate I can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Merica! Posts: 543	I think someone should make a porn flick called "pimps" and make it like the opposite of "cops". It would be a pretty cool scene when the "pimps" film crew comes face to face with the "cops" film crew. Pretty cool movie, but spreading the meat hanging on a clothesline was pretty disgusting. __________________ Its just a jump to the left. Last edited by nate; 2009-06-12 at 10:06 AM..

2009-06-12, 04:46 PM	#8
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2009-06-12, 01:07 AM	#2
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	LOL, Very nice and well done. And no I did not get them all, but it's always great to learn a new phrase! Thanks for sharing!

2009-06-12, 08:06 AM	#4
ArtWilliams You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 6,244	Funny and entertaining! I got a few of them. Thanks.

2009-06-12, 09:51 AM	#6
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	I loved it! The tea cup one really got to me as I was drinking tea while I was watching! Very well done indeed

2009-06-12, 06:19 PM	#9
Tommy NYC Boy That Moved To The Island Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,940	I dont get the muffin and the electric sander and a few more but the muffin ... __________________ Accepting New partners

2009-06-12, 07:01 PM	#10
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	LOL Tommy, that's "buffin' the muffin" - the drill had the buffer attachment on it. Thanks for all the compliments everyone. I actually went through the list at this page for ideas: http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms3.html A lot of them were unfilmmable but there were enough to make a film. The tea cup had my husband and I alternately giggling and feeling ill. We got some of his hair, cut it up and stuck it onto double sided sticky tape, put it around the tea cup. It's kind of ridiculous that I spent a week obsessed with masturbation slang terms, buying props, painting tacos pink. It was a lot of fun though. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2009-06-12, 07:53 PM	#11
Tommy NYC Boy That Moved To The Island Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,940	Buffin the muffin.. Hmm...No chokin the chicken ??? ya could do a lot with that one its sounds like you had a lot of fun and thats the purpose of a hobby wish I had one .. __________________ Accepting New partners

2009-06-12, 10:08 PM	#13
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Choking the chicken only got in there because we found a rubber chicken in an import shop while looking for props and quickly got the camera and gloves out, sneakily filmed it. It shouldn't really be in there because it's more of a male term but who can resist a rubber chicken? __________________ Promote Bright Desire