What a fucking tool...

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

Here are the 1st 3 unedited emails:

1st email from you:
"I have a client, wildnwicked.com that would like some international traffic. They would expect around 1,000 visitors per day, for about 1 month to start.
Can you advise me of rates and structure thanks, and anything we need to do on our side of things.
Our site sells adult products (predominantly in Australia but also New Zealand, US,UK and Canada), and includes DVD's, Video on Demand (via AEBN), lingerie (custom made included) and toys (vibes, pumps, etc).
Regards
Justin Hollow"



My response:
"Justin,
Sorry, but we already have a toy/DVD store that we send traffic to. I do not like to advertise for too close of competitors.
Thanks for your interest."


Your reponse:
"what, you have ONE store?
wow....
really running a huge business, huh...."

As anyone with 1/2 a brain can see, I was very cordial in my initial response. What I got back was some smart ass comments.
So yeah, after that I am going to be rude.
You sound like you have much to learn about how to talk and do business with people.

Now 6 months later you reply to this post and make yourself look even worse than I did. Nice work.
I see you still have that same business class and sense as you did 6 months ago. Thanks for proving my point for me.


White trash. Scrubber. Ouch. That hurts.

Nice of you to leave out a few important parts of each email, and to add the 'Sorry' bit in front of your first email...

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

So, what the fuck are you responding to my posts for if you have a far superior business approach? Arent YOU just making yourself sound petty?

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by communicate

...I approached DrB with a request to provide more information...

I think you meant to say that you sent him an unsolicited email, which in everyone's eyes is reason enough to call you a scumbag cunt.

Originally Posted by communicate

...So, you claimed to have another adult shop as a client... only later did i find out that it is YOUR adult shop. And a pretty crap one at that.. no WONDER you didn't want another adult shop advertising there! The competition would have killed you! ...

Are you that dense that you don't understand that doesn't own the store, that's it's set up by an affiliate program? That everyone can (and does) have one? In fact, we're all in competition with your piece of shit site.

Originally Posted by communicate

...Understand that in your little world, everyone may have heard of you, but here, you are a nobody...

Oddly enough, that's what everyone reading this thread thinks about you (yourself included)

Originally Posted by communicate

...At least your post improved my search engine rankings a bit... thanks for that! ...

Useless covered that with his usual brilliance & whit

Originally Posted by communicate

...In the end, though, you are just a typical white trash moron, ...

If you don't mind, we like the term "White Trash With Money"

Originally Posted by communicate

...We have fvcking sheep farmers here that have more respect for themselves and the way they do business....

You Fuck Sheep

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by communicate

....As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

LIAR!

I know for a fact that Murray & DangerDave know him

Would you like to defend yourself on the point that you lied?

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Are you sure that you do SEO? Us using your name here, while not linking to your site, will draw searchers HERE and thereby harm your SE rankings for your own name. I'd still be more than willing to spread the word if that's what you want.

communicatemedia doesn't understand basic SEO.
communicatemedia can't achieve a PR1 after 6 months.
communicatemedia wears frilly panties.

You were right the first time you posted... it IS none of your fucking business...

communicatemedia has most of his clients at #1,2 or 3 for their desired keywords

communicatemedia is one of the only companies that can guarantee SEO results AND deliver

communicatemedia has a PR of 5 (but points out that pr is NOT everything it's cracked up to be as he has 3 websites that are top of the search engines that have PR less than 2)

communicatemedia thinks that bald head of yours has been rubbed by too many cocks over too long a period

communicatemedia thinks anyone from NY with a bald head is either a faggot or a faggot's bum buddy

[Dr Bizzaro]

Originally Posted by communicate

Nice of you to leave out a few important parts of each email, and to add the 'Sorry' bit in front of your first email...

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

So, what the fuck are you responding to my posts for if you have a far superior business approach? Arent YOU just making yourself sound petty?

First of all, I edited NOTHING in those emails. I copy and pasted them EXACTLY from my sent emails. Nice try.

Secondly as I explained in my 3rd email to you:
"Since we already advertise for Moviesbymail (toys, DVDs, Lingerie, etc..) AEBN (PPV) and other affiliate or PPC sponsors that are similar to what you are looking to get traffic for, I politely declined. Stating that “I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors”. (Why would we add a second “store” on drbizzaro.com, when we already have one skinned to look like that site and makes great sales? Adding a competing site, would only cut down on sales.)

WE DO NOT OWN THOSE COMPANIES. We are an affiliate for those programs or they buy traffic from drbizzaro.com."


In Australia I am a nobody?!?!?!
Damn, I could have sworn I was a superstar down there..

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Greenie

LIAR!

I know for a fact that Murray & DangerDave know him

Would you like to defend yourself on the point that you lied?

sure! go ahead!

i don't know dave, but i know that he is from Brisbane (ie.. here). if i were you i wouldn't be in a hurry to involve dave in this conversation... you don't want to go out of your way to start shit fights.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by communicate

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Does Australia have their own internet, one which we cannot see - and if so, what's DDave doing here?

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

First of all, I edited NOTHING in those emails. I copy and pasted them EXACTLY from my sent emails. Nice try.

Secondly as I explained in my 3rd email to you:
"Since we already advertise for Moviesbymail (toys, DVDs, Lingerie, etc..) AEBN (PPV) and other affiliate or PPC sponsors that are similar to what you are looking to get traffic for, I politely declined. Stating that “I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors”. (Why would we add a second “store” on drbizzaro.com, when we already have one skinned to look like that site and makes great sales? Adding a competing site, would only cut down on sales.)

WE DO NOT OWN THOSE COMPANIES. We are an affiliate for those programs or they buy traffic from drbizzaro.com."


In Australia I am a nobody?!?!?!
Damn, I could have sworn I was a superstar down there..

no, sorry, you are a nobody... don't blame me for it, i tell everyone i come across how good you are....

yeah, you did edit those emails... hmmmm, how to prove it though... maybe the next step is to take screenshots? that'd close the issue once and for all, wouldn't it!

anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...

Always let the asshole have the last word.

[Dr Bizzaro]

Originally Posted by communicate

Always let the asshole have the last word.

[babymaker]

fun thread made my night gotta go finsih building this computer desk ack!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by commvnicate

You were right the first time you posted... it IS none of your fucking business...

I'm just so damn happy that we continue to agree on that point.

Originally Posted by commvnicate

commvnicatemedia has most of his clients at #1,2 or 3 for their desired keywords

Uh huh.

Originally Posted by commvnicate

commvnicatemedia is one of the only companies that can guarantee SEO results AND deliver

Anyone who guarantees SEO results is only slightly smarter than the fools who would employ someone claiminig to guarantee SEO results.

Originally Posted by commvnicate

commvnicatemedia has a PR of 5 (but points out that pr is NOT everything it's cracked up to be as he has 3 websites that are top of the search engines that have PR less than 2)

I personally think PR is shit, but it is fun to note that an expert SEO, such as yourself, can't get above a PR0 on a six month old site, especially with all of those other high PR sites you claim to handle.

Originally Posted by commvnicate

commvnicatemedia thinks that bald head of yours has been rubbed by too many cocks over too long a period

Who told you? Those bastards said it was our little secret.

Originally Posted by commvnicate

commvnicatemedia thinks anyone from NY with a bald head is either a faggot or a faggot's bum buddy

Not that I have anything against those who are naturally bald, I do feel it's necessary to point out that I actually have a full head of hair. I choose to shave my head for two reasons. 1. My wife (slut) thinks it's wicked sexy. 2. It keeps the lice count down.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by DangerDave

|drunk|

Originally Posted by communicate

sure! go ahead!

i don't know dave, but i know that he is from Brisbane (ie.. here). if i were you i wouldn't be in a hurry to involve dave in this conversation... you don't want to go out of your way to start shit fights.

He's already here, shitdick.

[oldbrad]

puts a checkmark next to useless warriors name on my DO NOT GET IN A VERBAL EXCHANGE WITH list. Lol, i don't think daniel knew who he was fucking with. And Dr. B handeled the situation better then I would have.

PS. "used to flaming stupid yanks" shouldn't it be "in flaming" or to flame. I spent six years in 8th grade tho, so i's not to sure.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by commvnicate

Always let the asshole have the last word.

Well, you heard it hear first folks:
Cunticate Media - We guarantee a PR0 and zero traffic within six months, or your money back.

[RonaldBiggs]

Dr B is a

RB

[YaFool]

bizarro doctor will be legend and here and in Australia and any thinks otherwise it find completely the tool

Yafool

[Chop Smith]

Originally Posted by Greenie

If you don't mind, we like the term "White Trash With Money"

I am now sure I want to be Dr B's best friend.

[MrYum]

Thanks for popping in 6 months later commuwhateverthefuckyourdomainis.com!

Been a real booger of a day and I needed a good laugh!

And it's always best when those laughs come at the expense of a complete tool

UW...good to see you in classic form

[Ms Naughty]

I think I just want to come in and say the word "poofter." I just don't say it often enough. I had to give it up when my cousin came out, but it's still such a funny word.

This thread has brightened my afternoon

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by communicate

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

This has been an entertaining thread but I find the above statement the funniest of all. 6 months and still no clue about the business model.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by SirMoby

This has been an entertaining thread but I find the above statement the funniest of all. 6 months and still no clue about the business model.

He's taking orders, going down to the local adult toy store, buying the product, returning home, putting them in boxes, wrapping them with brown paper & mailing them himself.

Profits Galore

[Jeremy]

Nothing really to add apart from "aaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

What a fucking twat.

[johnnybg]

I need some lotion to wipe of the grin from my face... my jaw started to hurt.

Sorry for the interruption... please proceed

[babymaker]

i do think its funny this SEo guru thinks hios name being mentioned here is going to help :lol: what a moron....it will only show as negative results against your company, no one was dumb enough to actually link to your domain.....fucking dumb ass

[Fonz]

Originally Posted by YaFool

bizarro doctor will be legend and here and in Australia and any thinks otherwise it find completely the tool

Yafool

Look, YaFool is back

Now all we need is Gabbo to show up in here and we're complete