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Old 2006-12-07, 09:22 AM   #76
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He's taking orders, going down to the local adult toy store, buying the product, returning home, putting them in boxes, wrapping them with brown paper & mailing them himself.

Profits Galore
But if he would only start buying from multiple stores such as Poofters 'R' Us and Toys 4 Twats then he could double his profits over night
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Old 2006-12-07, 09:44 AM   #77
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You know, i am looking for a toy store to add to our growing list of sites, I wonder how well this guy's......
nah, I better not, he will probably call me a yank and a tool since he abhores the American dollar so much

BTW...I know that Br.B is nothing to this guy, but there were 4 sites that burned an indelible impression in my brain back when i first came on line and searched for pictures of naked girls;
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Link-O-Rama
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those were my very first stops on line each and every day so I am a bit offended by this guys implication that Dr.B is anything less then a legend.


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Old 2006-12-07, 12:43 PM   #78
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anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...
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Old 2006-12-07, 12:55 PM   #79
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I think you meant to say that you sent him an unsolicited email, which in everyone's eyes is reason enough to call you a scumbag cunt.
Damn straight!

I like that your excuse for your rude reply was that you received a rude reply first. Debates over the wording used are irrelevant. Even if DrB's reply was rude (which it wasn't), you sound like a child, and like everyone here has been explaining to you, it speaks for your unprofessionalism. If you approach someone to do business, and he tells you to shove it up your ass... smile, and move on. Spend more time trying to build the sales you obviously need. At least you got a reply from your soliciting, which is more than many will give.

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Old 2006-12-07, 10:13 PM   #80
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Damn straight!

I like that your excuse for your rude reply was that you received a rude reply first. Debates over the wording used are irrelevant. Even if DrB's reply was rude (which it wasn't), you sound like a child, and like everyone here has been explaining to you, it speaks for your unprofessionalism. If you approach someone to do business, and he tells you to shove it up your ass... smile, and move on. Spend more time trying to build the sales you obviously need. At least you got a reply from your soliciting, which is more than many will give.

"Hey's what's your name? You're cute, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend."
"OMG you only have ONE boyfriend?"
I wasn't going to even bother replying to any half-wits in this forum, but this one I think I will field..

1. You don't know what DrB's exact reply was, because he didn't include the full email. You are guessing he is not lying. The fact that he lies is evident in his reply that he already has an online shop as an advertiser (rather than just saying 'i am actually advertising my own piss weak, drop-shipping, fucked-up-designed, rebranded poor man's commission based store').. this speaks volumes about a person's character that they would bother to appear like they actually have a larger clientele, rather than the truth that they have some half-assed attempt at a website that is more than likely a scam in the first place!

2. Soliciting? Are you people truly stupid? Sending someone an email offering money for advertising is hardly soliciting... I wasn't emailing him looking for a freebie and I wasn't emailing him looking for HIM to advertise! I was emailing him to find out how much to advertise as my client has a budget of around $5k per month to spend on non-essential online marketing. How can a commercial request be considered soliciting you anorexic pasty faced 'tard ? I had thought people from Montreal were a little bit more intelligent than their american hick counterparts, but you have clearly shown that is not the case! I can't even fathom how you think my email was soliciting! So, if I get a web design client who wants a website built, that's soliciting? Should I send them a rude email telling them to fuck off? 'Sorry, I already have one web design client on my books..." - fucking tosser....

3. In business, we like to have more than one client - that is what creates a saleable business... what the fuck has someone with only one client have to do with, in your example, a woman with only one boyfriend? I can't even see the parallel there. That statement was a prime example of some young kid such as yourself trying to get involved in grown up talk.... fucked if I can see how you got involved in the first place anyway. I bet you were the type of kid who got regular smacks in the ear from your dad because you kept trying to butt into adult conversation... you seem to be just one of those people that think they are a hell of a lot cleverer than they really are.

There are a stack of other things I could say, but I fear they would lose all meaning once I had to dumb it down to your level. If you are good at porn, and from your communal wank session so far where you have all rallied together in one massive circle jerk, it is clear to see you are, then stick to it, and don't get involved in arguments where a) you don't have the facts and b) you don't have a vested interest or something useful to input. You are truly a prime example of why the English sent you fuckwits off to a cold wintery climate and sent us to paradise instead.
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Old 2006-12-07, 10:36 PM   #81
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Cunticate Media - We guarantee a PR0 and zero traffic within six months, or your money back.
what the fuck are you talking about you grubby little homo?

what PR0 ????? where is this PR0 you speak of?
fucking idiot...

It's fuckwits like you that used to be the school bully, butting yourself into every conversation because you think, like DrB, that the universe revolves around you, whilst everyone else actually learned something and made something out of themselves.

and now you are an adult, and i DO use that term loosely, you think you are still the man. my guess is your father probably used to beat the shit out of you for being a little smart ass, and that's where your inferiority complex stems from. well you know something, useless? you don't know everything, you don't have the answer to everything, you aren't even that bright... I would suggest that you probably have an IQ of a fucking field mouse at the very most, and a serious case of small man syndrome to boot.

your comebacks are not funny, nor do they have a point. you just trade blows like a punch-drunk boxer. you have your little fan club but that's not enough to win the round - you actually need intelligence to do that, which is something god really fucked you over on, isn't it? did you hate being the dunce at school? i could see you joining a gang or something so you don't have to stand alone... you would always have your homies at your side to spur you on. you live in a world of pack mentality, and you will die alone when the rest of the morons around you eventually grow up. but you won't, will you? you'll be a bald, retarded little hobbit the rest of your life.

|goodidea How about thinking to yourself, 'why am i even commenting on this whole issue?... I don't know the people involved, never met them, don't know if they are stand up people or not, this is not about me at all, maybe i should just take a backseat for a change instead of trying to be the DrB's champion and all round hero of the greenguy forum'...

Unfortunately I don't think you will take this advice... but hey! I don't fucking care what you do, buddy.. I'm off for a swim.

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no, sorry, you are a nobody... don't blame me for it, i tell everyone i come across how good you are....

yeah, you did edit those emails... hmmmm, how to prove it though... maybe the next step is to take screenshots? that'd close the issue once and for all, wouldn't it!

anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...

Always let the asshole have the last word.
I know I am just an ignorant American hick but didn't he imply he was going to STFU in this reply?
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I know I am just an ignorant American hick but didn't he imply he was going to STFU in this reply?
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yes, i was, but you idiots just make me laugh so much i thought i would continue... it's like looking at monkeys at the zoo.... sorry, i forgot to bring peanuts for ya.
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3. In business, we like to have more than one client - that is what creates a saleable business... what the fuck has someone with only one client have to do with,
Amazing. He still doesn't seem to get it. This is truly amazing
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Old 2006-12-07, 11:22 PM   #85
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Amazing. He still doesn't seem to get it. This is truly amazing
no, what is amazing you fucking loon, is YOU don't get it!

I ASKED FOR A FUCKING QUOTE, THAT IS MY FUCKING CRIME. WHAT YOU DON'T GET IS YOU AMERICANS THINK YOU ARE THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING RAINCOAT BRIGADE.
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Old 2006-12-07, 11:31 PM   #86
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...I had thought people from Montreal were a little bit more intelligent than their american hick counterparts...
How many times do I have to tell you? It's "White Trash With Money"

Mate, you're a tinny short of a six-pack.

And make a pun about Useless's name - he likes that a lot
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yes, i was, but you idiots just make me laugh so much i thought i would continue... it's like looking at monkeys at the zoo.... sorry, i forgot to bring peanuts for ya.
You're cute... if I poke you in the tummy will you giggle for me?


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How many times do I have to tell you? It's "White Trash With Money"

Mate, you're a tinny short of a six-pack.

And make a pun about Useless's name - he likes that a lot
money? right! greenguy, jump on a plane, fly here and fucking tell that to me in person! then i might believe you have the wherewithall to back up your White Trash with money' statement. surely a flight to Australia is nothing compared to the millions you make?

I somewhat suspect though that if you DID manage to get here, and tell me that in person, you would probably find that I am NOT the person you think I am, then maybe you will stop to think for a minute 'hey, wait, all this guy wanted was a quote for some advertising'...

I'll even pick you up from the airport to save you the discomfort of cramming your fat ass in a taxi...
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no, what is amazing you fucking loon, is YOU don't get it!

I ASKED FOR A FUCKING QUOTE, THAT IS MY FUCKING CRIME. WHAT YOU DON'T GET IS YOU AMERICANS THINK YOU ARE THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING RAINCOAT BRIGADE.
seriously dude, stop and think for a minute. You either lost business for yourself or one of your clients and you have developed quite effectively a very bad reputation in a rather large circle of your peers. Which is of course internet entreprenuers.

A lot of these people can make you money, some may have sites unrelated to what you are trying to do, but many of them could have done business with you. 500 hits a day or 50k its all a numbers game. The more you have working with you the better you do and since it is an adult store your pimping this is THE place to have it taken serious.

You blew it and with each reply you make you dig yourself a little deeper. If you don't need the business then the solution is simple... go away

but you NEED the business bro, or you wouldn't be here trying quite so hard.


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seriously dude, stop and think for a minute. You either lost business for yourself or one of your clients and you have developed quite effectively a very bad reputation in a rather large circle of your peers. Which is of course internet entreprenuers.

A lot of these people can make you money, some may have sites unrelated to what you are trying to do, but many of them could have done business with you. 500 hits a day or 50k its all a numbers game. The more you have working with you the better you do and since it is an adult store your pimping this is THE place to have it taken serious.

You blew it and with each reply you make you dig yourself a little deeper. If you don't need the business then the solution is simple... go away

but you NEED the business bro, or you wouldn't be here trying quite so hard.


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I need the business? trying hard to what? fucking idiot...

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS! I AM NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LINE OF BUSINESS AS YOU PORNTREPENEURS. I FIND YOUR REPLIES STUPID IS ALL! I AM CONTINUALLY AMAZED AT JUST HOW STUPID YOU GUYS CAN BE!

I BUILD WEBSITES... IN AUSTRALIA! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ANY OF YOU COULD DO TO AFFECT THAT?

AND PEERS? PEERS? FUCK RIGHT OFF.

NONE OF YOU CUNTS COULD GET CLOSE TO DEVELOPING WEBSITES BETTER THAN MINE! YOU'RE ALL SCRIPT KIDDIES WITH MINIMAL EXPERIENCE IN THE REAL BUSINESS WORLD.

AND THE SHEER FACT THAT WILDNWICKED DOES BUSINESS IN AUSTRALIA, NOT OFFSHORE, AND COUPLED WITH ANY ALREADY SUCCESSFUL MARKETING STRATEGY, YOUR INPUT/HELP/TRAFFIC IS NOT NEEDED (IT'S FUCKING JUNK TRAFFIC ANYWAY AND YOU KNOW IT).

I'M JUST AMAZED THAT DR B HAS GOTTEN SO UPSET OVER THE EMAIL THAT HE POSTED IT HERE... FUCKING SOOK
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I need the business? trying hard to what? fucking idiot...

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS! I AM NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LINE OF BUSINESS AS YOU PORNTREPENEURS. I FIND YOUR REPLIES STUPID IS ALL! I AM CONTINUALLY AMAZED AT JUST HOW STUPID YOU GUYS CAN BE!

I BUILD WEBSITES... IN AUSTRALIA! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ANY OF YOU COULD DO TO AFFECT THAT?

AND PEERS? PEERS? FUCK RIGHT OFF.

NONE OF YOU CUNTS COULD GET CLOSE TO DEVELOPING WEBSITES BETTER THAN MINE! YOU'RE ALL SCRIPT KIDDIES WITH MINIMAL EXPERIENCE IN THE REAL BUSINESS WORLD.

AND THE SHEER FACT THAT WILDNWICKED DOES BUSINESS IN AUSTRALIA, NOT OFFSHORE, AND COUPLED WITH ANY ALREADY SUCCESSFUL MARKETING STRATEGY, YOUR INPUT/HELP/TRAFFIC IS NOT NEEDED (IT'S FUCKING JUNK TRAFFIC ANYWAY AND YOU KNOW IT).

I'M JUST AMAZED THAT DR B HAS GOTTEN SO UPSET OVER THE EMAIL THAT HE POSTED IT HERE... FUCKING SOOK
keep beating that drum man... someone down under is going to believe you. But your ignorance about this industry and the people that work it is stunning.......seriously, you made a store? Wow, you MUST be a website development gur.......no a GAWD

and this must be getting to you because you keep coming back.... you masochist you.... AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

as any first month newb knows is either bad netiquette or that your very very upset...... tsk tsk sweetie, no need to squeeze out a tear or two |love|


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'hey, wait, all this guy wanted was a quote for some advertising'...
"and decided to act like a spoiled child when he didn't get the answer that he wanted ..."

Communicate, I'd be happy to buy you a beer. If you're this entertaining when you're sober I'd love to see you drunk
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So much for getting any work done tonight.

AMEN!

I'm rolling a couple of joints to see if I can achieve liftoff to fly on over and slap this aboriginal sheep fucker's dick in the dirt.
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"and decided to act like a spoiled child when he didn't get the answer that he wanted ..."

Communicate, I'd be happy to buy you a beer. If you're this entertaining when you're sober I'd love to see you drunk
I don't drink with raincoat wearing, face pulling (or ARE you pulling a face...) oestregen imbalanced giraffe-fuckers such as yourself.

I'm off to watch borat.. at least he knows how to treat americans as they should be treated...
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AMEN!

I'm rolling a couple of joints to see if I can achieve liftoff to fly on over and slap this aboriginal sheep fucker's dick in the dirt.
I'd go with you, but I'm too fat to fit in the cab, let along a single plane seat (2 seats would cost me twice as much & I'm very poor)


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...giraffe-fuckers...
I bet that's the 1st time anyone reading this thread has been called a giraffe fucker
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