#1 result in Google - SMILE!

GeorgeTH · 2005-10-20, 05:57 PM

Go ahead:

1- Go to Google (http://www.google.com)

2- Type in the word "Failure"

3- Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

4- Giggle

5- Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it.

Cleo · 2005-10-20, 05:58 PM

Old news but still funny.

Smutferret · 2005-10-20, 06:37 PM

Now that's just special...

ecchi · 2005-10-20, 06:41 PM

RE: "5- Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it." - I doubt they will. This has been around a loooong time and been posted all over the Internet, Google must have known about it for ages, but have not done anything about it, so I don't think that they ever will change it (until something else gets Google bombed to the top).

Erick G · 2005-10-20, 07:25 PM

Fox News got so upset they called google for answers
Google replied it has NOTHING to do with us.. take it up with our algorithm

GenXer · 2005-10-20, 07:28 PM

OK, I never heard about this. I must have been under a rock, eh? My eyes almost bugged out of my head when I saw that!

SirMoby · 2005-10-20, 07:47 PM

Google bot is possibly the smartest computer on the planet so it should know best

plateman · 2005-10-20, 08:01 PM

I hate google lately hope they burn down to the ground

Linkster · 2005-10-20, 08:21 PM

As people posted this has been around for at least 3 years

There are better ones people havent found yet:
miserable failure - should be about the same
French military victories - leads to a spoof google page
food Nazis - Ralph Naders center for science in the public interest

Of course Google isnt the only engine that has these - Type "weapons of mass destruction" in Yahoo and read the first results page - it used to be no 1 at Google too

koalat · 2005-10-20, 11:30 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/h...as/3298443.stm

I think it's funny that it actually made world news years ago, and that it's still like that today. What I'm not too sure about is why Michael Moore is #2?

Fonz · 2005-10-21, 07:18 AM

Try "worst president ever"

jakal · 2005-10-21, 07:29 AM

2005-10-20, 06:37 PM	#3
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2005-10-20, 07:25 PM	#5
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2005-10-20, 08:21 PM	#9
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2005-10-20, 05:57 PM	#1
GeorgeTH Don't let a programmer design your front-end pages! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: currently on the road in CA Posts: 781	#1 result in Google - SMILE! Go ahead: 1- Go to Google (http://www.google.com) 2- Type in the word "Failure" 3- Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky." 4- Giggle 5- Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it. __________________ Have a nice day!

2005-10-20, 05:58 PM	#2
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2005-10-20, 06:41 PM	#4
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2005-10-20, 07:47 PM	#7
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2005-10-20, 11:30 PM	#10
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