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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
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What to get a mom.
I was so stuck with what to buy my mom for Christmas.
I had a light bulb go on and I thought of the greatest idea! A magazine subscription! I just want to share this because if anyone else is stuck with what to buy their mom, here is a great idea for you! |
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2008-12-02, 06:32 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
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My mom really enjoys watching gay fisting vids but she also likes the softcore lesbian stuff and even the milf reality stuff plus her and the girls like midget porn in the background in her bridge club so I was thinking of getting her a multi pass to one of the larger porn sites.
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2008-12-02, 06:36 PM
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2008-12-02, 08:28 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2008-12-02, 11:52 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2008-12-03, 12:46 AM
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A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center
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Aw come on..did you guy's have to go ahead and turn something sweet and innocent like a magazine subscription into something filthy?
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2008-12-03, 08:04 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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2008-12-03, 08:34 AM
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Certified Nice Person
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I needed that.
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2008-12-03, 09:31 AM
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A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center
Join Date: Feb 2006
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 (I DO mean that with all due respect sir  )
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2008-12-03, 09:35 AM
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Along for the ride and loving it.
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 Oh yes... Maybe you should get a magazine subscription on how to change light bulbs because I think yours blew long ago Last edited by bluebrit; 2008-12-03 at 09:39 AM.. Reason: additional |
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2008-12-03, 10:03 AM
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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Just showing my kids this thread and tell them:" wanna stay on my
 favorite kid list?.....well read this and never do like that person....." |
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2008-12-03, 10:05 AM
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2008-12-03, 10:28 AM
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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even it are small no cost money gifts Last edited by stuveltje; 2008-12-03 at 10:39 AM.. |
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2008-12-03, 02:05 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2008-12-03, 02:21 PM
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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i dont buy gifts for my parents with christmas ( they dont need things they have all and can buy all)...i invite them both days and just have a great fam time.....parents love the time they can spent with their grandchildren and kids ( i love they say you still my little kid...... i am an 40 year old weenie
) and i dont only invite them for christmas, many times a year i invite them to go out for diner or diner at home with us, i am glad there are still around, see now, i am realy getting a weenie Last edited by stuveltje; 2008-12-03 at 02:34 PM.. |
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2008-12-03, 03:04 PM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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I was planning on buying everyone I know a McDonald's Gift Certificate. Then next year I can buy them damn near anything and it will make them happy.
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2008-12-03, 09:37 PM
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Internet! Is that thing still around?
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I'd say I would get my mom a free pampering on an exclusive spa, for discounted prices (which means I'll cover the charges for her). It's Christmas season, it's the thought that counts anyway.
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2008-12-03, 11:06 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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2008-12-04, 01:12 AM
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A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: clevel.......don't make me say it!
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I could just picture the look on her face before looking at you and saying 'I can't believe you came out of my body'. 
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2008-12-04, 02:44 AM
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What about an elite Lorsha gift certificate for $5000,
Includes a trip to Vegas and a helicopter ride.  Or maybe an Elite Useless Warrior gift certificate for $5, Includes a game of Tennis and a ride on a stolen mountain bike.  Last edited by Bobc01; 2008-12-04 at 03:12 AM.. |
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2008-12-04, 08:26 AM
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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
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If she is a housewife I would recommend an item in the kitchen that will help her or something like that. I am sure everyone can think of something that will entertain a mother.
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2008-12-04, 10:23 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Useless, on the other hand, would probably get along just swimmingly with my mom |
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2008-12-04, 02:56 PM
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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
Join Date: Apr 2008
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I'm thinking to give her $. I can't thing of anything she wants for now.
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2008-12-04, 02:58 PM
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Ahh man, I just about died on that one, that just struck me as fucking hilarious. Everyone came running in here wanting to know what was so fucking funny.
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2008-12-04, 06:31 PM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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