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Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice?
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President Bush Joke
President Bush told his staff he needed a drink and he was going down the street to a local bar. When he arrived he ordered a scotch and sat at the end of the bar. A patron came in and seeing Bush asked the bartender if that was who he thought it was. The bartender said "Yes, that's President Bush" The patron walked over to Bush and extended his hand and said "It's a pleasure meeting you Mr. President, what are you doing here?" Bush replied "I'm planning World War III" The patron asked "What happens in World War III?" Bush replied "We kill 140 million Muslims and a blonde woman" The patron says "Why do we kill a blonde woman?" President Bush looks at the bartender and says "See, no one cares about those Muslims"
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2007-11-20, 11:34 PM
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Kodak Ghosts Run Amok
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LOL that was great!!!!
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2007-11-20, 11:36 PM
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
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I don't like the idea of bush saying something funny but it was a good joke I gotta admit it
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2007-11-21, 06:45 PM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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Mind if I borrow this?
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2007-11-22, 05:19 AM
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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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LOL
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2007-11-22, 10:13 AM
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Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice?
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2007-11-22, 11:16 AM
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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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But then the major dilemma: which one first? If I fucked her first, I’d have to fight for it - just like when we were married. And if I killed her first, she’d just lay there lifeless - just like when we were married. |
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2007-11-22, 11:51 PM
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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2007-12-01, 05:17 AM
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
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lol heard that one before.
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