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Old 2008-08-01, 11:01 AM   #1
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Check out this short but to the point Craigs List ad.

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Dress Up LIke Dracula m4mw (New Paltz)


Date: 2008-08-01, 9:59AM EDT


Looking for a group of people to dress up as dracula and have sex.

Bring your own make-up as there are diseases.

Email me with pictures or words for more information.

For me although the whole Dracula part is kind of ummm how do I say this..CRAZY.. the sentence that really throws me is :
Bring your own make-up as there are diseases.
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Old 2008-08-01, 11:03 AM   #2
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"Dorothy Vallens: I have a part of you with me. You put your disease in me. It helps me. It makes me strong."
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Old 2008-08-01, 11:20 AM   #3
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Old 2008-08-01, 11:20 AM   #4
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Dress Up LIke Dracula m4mw (New Paltz),

I'm new at this so I'm wondering if everyone is supposed to dress "as dracula" ... I mean, not just as 'a vampire' but as some incarnation of the Dracula legend, or one of the movie (or TV) versions of Dracula?

Also, will there be pretty girl victims supplied or do we have to bring your own?

Or did you mean that women should cross-dress as one of the Draculas too?

Wow ... this is starting to sound gay.

Never mind.

Yours in blood,

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Old 2008-08-01, 11:30 AM   #5
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Vlad, any version of Dracuala is acceptable. Early movie versions, any TV appearance type. But please bring your own make-up. Party runs from Dusk 'til Dawn.
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Old 2008-08-01, 02:00 PM   #6
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Old 2008-08-01, 04:46 PM   #7
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So does that mean, he needs to hire "men" to have sex? Since dracula is a man...
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Old 2008-08-01, 08:25 PM   #8
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"Dorothy Vallens: I have a part of you with me. You put your disease in me. It helps me. It makes me strong."
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Old 2008-08-05, 09:32 AM   #9
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so where do I send the pics?
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Old 2008-08-05, 01:11 PM   #10
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Im a dracula. haha!
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Old 2008-08-05, 01:59 PM   #11
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Sounds fantastic. "I vaaant to suuuck youuuur dick"
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