They did not have to pass a law for Bully. He learned the hard way when he fucked with a porcupine.
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Oh my... That poor poochie. I've had dogs come home with 2 or 3 quills, but never that. Looks like Bully needs to learn that no means no. Does that dog sense pain at all?

Saw those pics few weeks ago.
poor dog must be NUMB

Sorry - now back on topic. Bully was either dreaming of being tortured or the porcupine raped him.

Was he sleeping at the time?

Oh that's horrible!

That's because most of the representatives we have here have just come from their graveyard shift at "Frank's All Male Review" and they needed to "pack" their shorts.

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What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Words in papers, words in books
Words on tv, words for crooks
Words of comfort, words of peace
Words to make the fighting cease
Words to tell you what to do
Words are working hard for you
Eat your words but don’t go hungry
Words have always nearly hung me

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Words of nuance, words of skill
And words of romance are a thrill
Words are stupid, words are fun
Words can put you on the run

mots press?, mots sens?,
mots qui disent la v?it?mots maudits, mots mentis,
mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Its a rap race, with a fast pace
Concrete words, abstract words
Crazy words and lying words
Hazy words and dying words
Words of faith and tell me straight
Rare words and swear words
Good words and bad words

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

Words can make you pay and pay
Four-letter words I cannot say
Panty, toilet, dirty devil
Words are trouble, words are subtle
Words of anger, words of hate
Words over here, words out there
In the air and everywhere
Words of wisdom, words of strife
Words that write the book I like
Words won’t find no right solution
To the planet earth’s pollution
Say the right word, make a million
Words are like a certain person
Who can’t say what they mean
Don’t mean what they say
With a rap rap here and a rap rap there
Here a rap, there a rap
Everywhere a rap rap

Rap it up for the common good
Let us enlist the neighbourhood
It’s okay, I’ve overstood
This is a wordy rappinghood, okay, bye.

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

What are words worth?
What are words worth? - words

He’ll stop ... don’t stop ... stop.


|potleaf|

Ummm what tune's it to?

|viking|

Who would want to have sex with a porcupine?

Other porcupines?

Haha good answer Greenguy. Does that mean that when porcupines in Florida are mating, one or both of them is under risk of arrest?

Hey up Wazza :)

That's Tom Tom Club, who are Chris Frantz and Tina Weymouth - ex Talking Heads.


Monkey see and monkey do
Making babies, eating food
Smelly things, pubic hair
Words of love, in the air
Sparks fly, shooting out
Making sure that every thing is working
I can't turn you down
We are programmed happy little children
Matter over mind
We can not resist so I won't fight it
Love is a machine
Love is a machine without a driver
The facts of life
The facts of life
A masterpiece
Biology
Smokey water
Air conditioned
Boys 'n' girls
And automation
Chromosomes
Designer jeans
Chimpanzees
And human beings
Machines of love
Machines of love
Strong in body, strong in mind
A love machine with the facts of life
The facts of life
The facts of life
So much sex 'n' violence
Must be a bad design
We're stupid to be fighting
Every night
The monsters we create
They welcome us aboard
The best in advertising
From coast to coast
The girls and boys combine
Like monkeys in the zoo
The clouds have silver linings
Looks pretty good
People fall in love like in fairy tales
I'm not sure I like, what they can do
I'm afraid that God has no master plan
He only takes -- what he can use
Factory life, ice cream & pie
Factory life
Someday we'll live on Venus
And men will walk on Mars
But we will still be monkeys
Down deep inside
If chimpanzees are smart
Then we will close our eyes
And let our instincts guide us
Oh oh oh oh no

Facts Of Life - True Stories.

|potleaf|

Oh great - now I've got Psycho Killer stuck in my head... Better sleep in the spare room tonight...

|viking|

Speaking of music - these guys managed to get the words "Bukkake Party" into their latest song :D

http://www.butterfingers.info/

When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed....

;-)

|potleaf|

HAHAHAHA!!!
Product placement in music now - for fuck's sake - is nothing sacred anymore!

I believe the next line goes...

Say something once, why say it again?

Get in, Urb - hope life is treating you good mate :-)

I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

Psycho killer, qu'est que c'est
Far better
Run away
Psycho killer, que'st que c'est
Far better
Run away
Oh yeah

You start a conversation you can't seem to finish it
You're talkin' a lot but you're not sayin' anything
When I have nothing to say my lips are sealed
Say something once why say it again

Chorus

Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir la
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant, mon espoir
Je me lance vers la gloire
We are vain and we are blind
I hate people when they're not polite

Here's one for you! What is the connection between Talking heads and The Happy Mondays?

Son, I'm 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
And I don't have a decent bone in me
What you get is just what you see yeah
I see it so I take it freely
And all the bad piss ugly things i feed me
I never help or give to the needy
Come on and see me

Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey
I had to crucify some brother today
And I don't dig what you gotta say
So come on and say it
Come on and tell me twice

I said dad you're shabby
You run around and groove like a baggy
You're only here just out of habit
All that's mine you might as well have it
You take ten feet back and then stab it
Spray it on and 'tag it
So sack on me
I can't stand the needy
Get around here if you're asking you're feeling

Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey
I had to crucify somebody today
And I don't dig what you gotta say
So come on and say it
Come on and tell me twice

So sack all the needy
I can't stand to leave it
You come around here and you put both your feet in

Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey
I had to crucify somebody today
And I don't dig what you gotta say
So go on and say it

Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey
I had to crucify some brother today
And I don't hear what you gotta say
So come on and say it
Come on and tell me twice

Stu <--- reads and reads and shake her head and laugh:D

ummhh not really

Let me start by saying that I am in fact a bonafide sexual deviant. I've enjoyed all kinds of wierd, kinky sex in my private life and that's unlikely to change any time soon :) We're all porn mongers around here, but I'm willing to be that most adult webmasters like their sex to be good but pretty much "vanilla." Part and parcel of being a genuine deviant is tolerance and understanding of the kinks other people enjoy, even if they're not something you enjoy yourself.

There's an old thread that was dug up over this bit of drama, and I'd like to clarify a post I made there since it's been tied to this issue. A free site was posted that promoted a "sleeping sex" site and many (including myself) said it would get the submitter blacklisted. In fact it did, but it was mostly about how the site was being promoted. The webmaster was coming from the "taking advantage of an unconscious person" angle, not the "I started fucking my girlfriend while she was sleeping" angle. For me these are two entirely different worlds.

I've known women who absolutely love to get woken up in the middle of the night by a stiff shaft sliding into them. I've known women who love to get tied up while they're sleeping and waking up to being bound and getting spanked. I've known women with rape fantasies who like to fight back and get overpowered...as long as they're with a man that they trust and fuck all the time. There are circumstances in which even forced sex is consentual, if it's part and parcel of fulfilling a woman's fantasies or kinks, because at the end of the day if she literally asks for it and enjoys it then it's consentual. This is all good fun between consenting adults, and porn based on stuff like this doesn't cause me any ethical dilemmas as long as it's promoted as consentual.

I signed up for Rage Cash and I'll be promoting them. They've got good looking tours and that "Spanked and Fucked" site looks fantastic. It's hard to find good spanking sites to promote, and there are in fact a ton of women who like to get spanked while they're getting fucked, or sucking cock, or licking pussy, and so on. This site looks like a home run.

I won't be promoting Sleep Assault for a couple reasons, simply because that's my personal preference. I'd list sites promoting it in my "what the fuck" category as long as they promote the site in a consentual context. I'm also going to skip the "mother daughter" site for a variety of reasons, but I can assure you that if I didn't live in the US I'd promote the hell out of it.

The other sites have solid tours and I look forward to the sales as soon as I get the promos up. Rage Cash looks like a great program that was put together by people who know what they're doing and have the balls to go after some "edgy" niches, and I give them a ton of credit for that. |rock|

There was a time when foot fucking was "edge" porn. There's a ton of consentual deviant behavior I've enjoyed the hell out of in private life that I couldn't promote online, and that's just a fact of life.

Live and let live, fuck and let fuck...can't we all just get a bong? |potleaf|

Great post MadMax your my hero.... |bow|

If some girl came along and tried to give me some pussy while I was sleeping I would be fine with it. I don't like the word rape anyway...I prefer "suprise sex".

Anyhoo, everyone should lighten up -- these are the extreme paycheck guys we are talking about...some of the most straight up guys in the biz IMO. They know what's right is right and what's wrong is wrong.

If you don't like it - don't look at it...

Enough said.