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cockNballs 2004-10-15 01:24 PM

"Saying they'll start him in game 5 "

Not what they are saying on all the Boston channels

no Schilling until 6 or 7 if at all

and we're expecting a lot of rain tonight, so hopefully the games not on since I made plans to go out and not watch it :-)

cockNballs 2004-10-15 02:03 PM

Three baseball fans were on their way from a game when they noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
road. They looked and discovered a nude woman, drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his
cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his
cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee
fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived,
he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised.
Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an
asshole."

GO SOX!!!

Extreme Nate 2004-10-15 02:39 PM

SKANKEES.......suck.......GO SOX

GunnCat 2004-10-15 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
Three baseball fans were on their way from a game when they noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
road. They looked and discovered a nude woman, drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his
cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his
cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee
fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived,
he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised.
Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an
asshole."

GO SOX!!!

LOL :)
That is a bit like the pot calling the kettle black though |jester|

I went looking for a joke on the Sox, but then I just thought of one. The red sox |pissleft|

GunnCat 2004-10-15 04:25 PM

btw, the Bruins suck to.

cockNballs 2004-10-15 07:22 PM

"btw, the Bruins suck to"

It's too :D

and from Connecticut you'd be either a Ranger, Islanders or God forbid A Whalers fan

So it's a touche with the whole pot, kettle black thing |jester|

and besides we really can't talk trash about the NHL when they are ruining themselves witht his stupid strike. |angry|

but IF the sox lose I'll be rooting for the Cardinals

GunnCat 2004-10-16 05:16 AM

Jim- Rangers fan, but they suck too!

Man, I have to admit that if the Yanks go down I am gonna root for Boston. As much as I am a Yankees fan, I would love to see Boston finally taken home the big prize.|greenguy|

GunnCat 2004-10-17 07:29 PM

Could this be it?

|rasta|

Tommy 2004-10-17 08:23 PM

so did we win ????

I dont follow sports but I LOVE throwin the yankees and the ny attitude in the face of most southerners i speak to

GunnCat 2004-10-18 12:27 PM

Nah, we lost. Extra innings though bro. Got today to finish the job. Man, Boston looked really bad.

cockNballs 2004-10-19 01:34 PM

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a
Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan,
so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

Game 6 tonight and hopefully Game 7 tomorrow!!!

pornrex 2004-10-19 02:52 PM

I hope both series got to 7 games!!

|bananna|

MeatPounder 2004-10-19 05:14 PM

Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.
________________________________________________________

Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

____________________________________________________________

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
"GO YANKEES"!!

Greenguy 2004-10-21 08:58 AM

GO ASTROS OR CARDS!!!!!!!

|couch|

cockNballs 2004-10-21 09:16 AM

What happened to the Yankees?

adamneve 2004-10-21 09:22 AM

|pissed|

Torn Rose 2004-10-21 09:24 AM

Yeah pretty sad huh? This is one for the ages.

I know it's never happen in NBA, but has it ever happen in the NHL? Being up 3-0 only to choke?

Poor ARod.... thought he had his ring.

cockNballs 2004-10-21 09:27 AM

its happened twice in the NHL

its one of the reasons I don't think a team has a home field advantage when it goes 2 - 3 - 2 sure they have 4 at home altogther but three n a row in Boston and Houston has put these series at 7 games

if it were 2 games in NY, 2 Games in Boston, then 1 - 1 - 1 the Yankees would have won 4 - 1in NY at game 5

same deal with Houston

but at this moment I love that format :-)

Torn Rose 2004-10-21 09:36 AM

2-3-2 sucks, I miss the good old days of 2-2-1-1-1

cockNballs 2004-10-21 09:39 AM

if it were old school Torn, I believe we'd be watching a Cards Yankees series now

Tommy 2004-10-21 09:41 AM

we lost ?????

Ramster 2004-10-21 09:53 AM

I can't believe the Yankees lost after being up 3-0.

Torn, Jim is right. It has happened 2 times in the NHL. They said last night on TV it's like 2-125 and 0-78 for the NBA.

I did a little diggin', up 3-0 and lost:
1975 New York Islanders beat Pittsburgh Penguins quarter finals
1942 Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings for the Stanley Cup

Torn Rose 2004-10-21 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster
I can't believe the Yankees lost after being up 3-0.

Torn, Jim is right. It has happened 2 times in the NHL. They said last night on TV it's like 2-125 and 0-78 for the NBA.

I did a little diggin', up 3-0 and lost:
2004 Boston Red Sox beat New York Yankees for the ALCS
1975 New York Islanders beat Pittsburgh Penguins quarter finals
1942 Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings for the Stanley Cup

Let me help you update that! |waves|

cockNballs 2004-10-21 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tommy
we lost ?????
don't worry about it Tommy

it's still 26 - 0 in championships since 1918 for us

this is just a little taste of what its like to be a Sox fan almost every single season :-)

I'm sure George will buy some pitching help next year

maybe Lowe and Pedro from Boston


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