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oh come on Cleo... :) too many words rhyme with Gay...
but I can't think of any that rhyme with Orange or Window -- which would make poetry a bit more difficult. |
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There once was a bloke called Greenguy
Who made a porn site whose non 3rd party counter did fly How much traffic does he send to sponsors? wondered the hicks And Wazza the smartarse said it was a multiple of six UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high |shocking| |
Using sponsortracker, he sends 268,317 uniques per day. |thumb
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There is a green man
his middle finger upraised sponsors smile on him. |
My first name is Ralph
my cats breath smells like catfood I bent my Wookie :D |
ahhhh just did the division, wazza was off lol not a multiple of 6 :D 44719.5 just a little off :)
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Wazza was a fucker from down under, Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder, So Wazza headed off to the U.K., And broke into his house while he was away, He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck, And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck. |
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There once was a Jim from Nantucket,
who had traffic o'erflowing his bucket. Then he saw a Green Guy, and exclaimed "OH MY MY!" And last I heard they were engaged. |pokefun| (I'm following UW's suggestion that forced rhyming is bad for poetry.) |
Iambic Pentameter
A question often asked and rarely told. The answer to which seems to be in doubt. On this I'm sure the lad will never fold. Tis his to know and yours to not find out. |thumb |
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I saw greenguy's stats last year and almost fainted. The traffic he gets from google is staggering.
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Ok..ok... here is mine.
My oh my I wonder how much greenguy sends to sponsors and such I guess it don't matter its my money I'm after Cause I can spend those bucks :D |
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j/k :D |
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When would one use this smiley: |viking| ? |
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found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely, saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census." |viking| :D |
I wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends
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If the Vikings made it to the Super Bowl, we'd look like fucking geniuses :D
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