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cd34 2005-02-01 09:51 PM

oh come on Cleo... :) too many words rhyme with Gay...

but I can't think of any that rhyme with Orange or Window -- which would make poetry a bit more difficult.

Cleo 2005-02-01 09:52 PM

SupercalifrajalisticexpialidociousGuy

Wazza 2005-02-01 10:56 PM

There once was a bloke called Greenguy
Who made a porn site whose non 3rd party counter did fly
How much traffic does he send to sponsors? wondered the hicks
And Wazza the smartarse said it was a multiple of six
UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high

|shocking|

Alphawolf 2005-02-01 11:13 PM

Using sponsortracker, he sends 268,317 uniques per day. |thumb

Porn Meister 2005-02-01 11:27 PM

There is a green man
his middle finger upraised
sponsors smile on him.

Porn Meister 2005-02-01 11:30 PM

My first name is Ralph
my cats breath smells like catfood
I bent my Wookie

:D

babymaker 2005-02-02 01:14 AM

ahhhh just did the division, wazza was off lol not a multiple of 6 :D 44719.5 just a little off :)

Useless 2005-02-02 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazza
UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high

|shocking|

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told. ;)

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

Mishi 2005-02-02 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandmascrotum
I was going to do one involving a rhyme of "Greenie" and "weenie" but I couldn't think of anywhere to put the word "Nantucket"

Hehe, it's just not a limerick without "Nantucket", now is it...

Mishi 2005-02-02 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told. ;)

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

Well, heckfire, UW, I responded to your beautiful poem, but I don't see my post. Poo and wah. Anyway, it rocks!

venturi 2005-02-02 05:25 AM

There once was a Jim from Nantucket,
who had traffic o'erflowing his bucket.
Then he saw a Green Guy,
and exclaimed "OH MY MY!"
And last I heard they were engaged. |pokefun|

(I'm following UW's suggestion that forced rhyming is bad for poetry.)

spacemanspiff 2005-02-02 06:19 AM

Iambic Pentameter

A question often asked and rarely told.
The answer to which seems to be in doubt.
On this I'm sure the lad will never fold.
Tis his to know and yours to not find out.

|thumb

Greenguy 2005-02-02 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphawolf
Using sponsortracker, he sends 268,317 uniques per day. |thumb

That's not divisible by 6 :D

kristian 2005-02-02 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told. ;)

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |headbang| |bananna|

Wazza 2005-02-02 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told. ;)

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

It's funny cause it's true |bow|

LB 2005-02-02 07:55 AM

I saw greenguy's stats last year and almost fainted. The traffic he gets from google is staggering.

amadman 2005-02-02 09:27 AM

Ok..ok... here is mine.

My oh my I wonder how much
greenguy sends to sponsors and such
I guess it don't matter
its my money I'm after
Cause I can spend those bucks :D

Wazza 2005-02-02 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LB
I saw greenguy's stats last year and almost fainted. The traffic he gets from google is staggering.

Crack a crap joke or fuck off |couch|






























j/k :D

Useless 2005-02-02 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazza
Crack a crap joke or fuck off |couch|

Yeah! When did this thread suddenly turn to GG's stats?

When would one use this smiley: |viking| ?

kristian 2005-02-02 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Yeah! When did this thread suddenly turn to GG's stats?

When would one use this smiley: |viking| ?

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and
found his name missing from the town register. His wife
insisted on complaining to the local civic official who
apologized profusely, saying, "I must have taken Leif off
my census."


|viking|

:D

jennym 2005-02-02 02:14 PM

I wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacemanspiff
Iambic Pentameter

A question often asked and rarely told.
The answer to which seems to be in doubt.
On this I'm sure the lad will never fold.
Tis his to know and yours to not find out.

|thumb

Alphawolf 2005-02-02 03:10 PM

What's this thread about?

Useless 2005-02-02 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphawolf
What's this thread about?

|viking| Vikings! |viking|

kristian 2005-02-02 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Vikings!

I can't believe it!! You just missed your opportunity to use |viking|


|couch|

Greenguy 2005-02-02 03:20 PM

If the Vikings made it to the Super Bowl, we'd look like fucking geniuses :D


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