Thanks Zack! I got whacked up aside the head for even letting my gf read your post! LOL!

Seriously though...this is some twisted stuff.

Silly me...I thought sex was supposed to be FUN =/

|haha good one Zack

I get hits every day from guys looking for Tijuana Donkey Shows I thought that was warped untill I read this thread

this thread is realy not woman friendly but then i know you all dont care........i just hope for my hubby he dont wanna do something stupid like that with me, because for real....i would bite his dick off...............

RE-"this thread is realy not woman friendly" Don't stereotype women. Although it is hard to believe some women enjoy this shit. And on the other side, the most sadistic person I have ever known is a woman. She is a lesbian and loves to see women hurt or raped. She collects really hard SM videos showing violence against other women, both torture and rape.

While I think punching anyone should only be done in self defense, having a little fun in bed is ok.
Having to put up with thousands of mood swings per/hr (PMS) is ok for the guys but one little rodeo ride (and all the the femanazies cryout: I will bite his dick off!) is only payback for the pain you cause us! |couch|

This thread WILL be women-friendly if someone can find one of these obscure, nasty sex acts that involves the woman doing something violent to the man. Then it will be a balanced thread :)

EDIT: People who use the word "feminazis" make me want to
a. Bite dicks off
b. Annexe the Sudatenland

OK... so I had to read though this awful list,
http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?...article&sid=72
with enough misogyny and humiliation and disgusting violence to make an Andrea Dworkin of me. But I found a couple.

Fumilingus -When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

I feel so yucky after reading all this awful stuff. |barf|

grandmascrotum - Umm, sorry to burst your bubble, but "obscure, nasty sex acts that involves the woman doing something violent to the man" won't make this thread woman friendly. I am male (at least I was last time I checked, but I eat a lot of fish and drink a lot of water, so you can never be certain), and this is a big turn on for me (although as a voyeur not as victim). I love evil women or killers in movies. I watched Buffy primarily to see her kick shit out of vampires (that thunderdone/uber vampire scene near the end of the series gets me hard just thinking about it). I likes Xena, but much preferred Calistra. Most erotic movie I have seen was Long Kiss Goodnight, about a female assassin. I not only have the original Nikita on video, I have every remake in every language that I could find. Best live sex show I have seen was at last year's Erotica (London), where two women dressed in that Bruce Lee costume that Uma Therlman wore in "Kill Bill", fought with swords like on the poster, then forced two men to lie on the floor at gunpoint, had sex with them, then at the point of climax, blew the men's brains out (all simulated, not real snuff). etc. etc. etc. So no, if anyone takes up your suggestion, it won't make it woman friendly, but it will give me a few more search terms to use next time I surf for porn.

|devil| <--My ideal woman :)

So I just got this from Google :

Results 1 - 10 of about 749 for Fumilingus. (0.14 seconds)

:)

This is one of those situations where I say:

"everyone has their own little kinks... things that float their boats, things that don't. some things are the thing of legend (like the Dirty Sanchez, which I am sure rarely occurs in the wild), and some things are just plain odd (such as strange penetrations and such). Don't pass judgement on others because, to them, you are probably pretty weird too"

Alex

Well said. Sex has always been an irregular verb, you conjugate it thus:

I am normal
You are kinky
They are perverts

Remind me never to shake hands with your friends please...

ahahahahahahah lol i just dont like violence, have seen some woman getting punched on the face by their guy....not fun to see something like that

No idea. That's weird to get a black eye out of that!!

People are into some really strange shit. I just don't get much of it but I'm more then happy to float their boat if everyone is consenting and I'm making a buck.

Back in the eighties when I ran Cleo's Angels we had this client that we nicknamed Dirty Daisy. He liked to be put in diapers and spoon feed shit, yeah real human stuff that comes out of someone's rectum. The only person that I could find that was willing to see Dirty Daisy was a tranny named Kimberly. Dirty daisy didn't care who fulfilled his fantasy as long as she looked female so we fixed him up with Kimberly. I had to drop by Kimberly's place to pick up my cut and the two of them where still doing their thing. I took one look and had to run out of the apartment puking all over the place.

After running Cleo's Angels for a bunch of years nothing surprises me anymore and I thankful that these days I just market web content from behind a keyboard. :)

I learned early on in this business that if you could do something to someone else or to yourself, someone, somewhere would be into it. For me, I could never do anything that would show my wife any degradation. But the libidinousness of some people is just crazy. I mean, there are so many fetishes that I just don't get. But, to each, their own.

i dont mind people have their fetishes but punhing a woman.... believe me seeing (or how the fuck you write that) a woman getting punch full on the face by a guy gives me so much anger, i have seen it to much in real live, not myself, i dare one guy to punch me in the face and its the last thing he do.....realy thats no big talk, i realy hate guys who slap woman like that, i cant see the comparision with lust or bdsm or love .......because i have seen woman kicked their ass by guys for real...the lowest thing there is...and yes some woman lett their guys do it because they love him.....i cant understand that,now you all may think what you like but i cant make money out of that, i have my limits.....every nut have their fetish, but i have my limits too, and thats just a personal view

I shouldn't add anything more to this thread but I just feel the need to say a couple of things.

I'm sure we all subscribe to the "if it's consensual and legal, it's fine" idea. And yes, there are plenty of very strange people out there.

That aside, what I do find disturbing about things like the donkey punch and the other so-called sex acts that I found on that list is that mostly they seem to have been made up.

Someone has sat down and thought "what's the most disgusting degrading thing I could do during sex?" and then other people have repeated it as fact - including the writers at CSI. And even if someone, somewhere has done it, I don't think it's common enough to deserve a name. But now, lots of people suddenly know about it, people think it happens all the time... what's the net result of that? Do we start to think we're the only "normal" ones out there?

Add to that the fact that the description of these sorts of things are primarily about being cruel to, or hurting, the female sex partner *without her consent* and I get uncomfortable when people say "oh well, to each their own".

Would any woman in her right mind actually want to be punched in the back of the head so hard that it knocks her out during sex? I mean, having talked to a chick who was into rough sex, I don't think even she would want to go that far. And if she did... well, as liberal and accepting as I am, I would have to say that she's got some kind of problem if that kind of extremity is necessary for her to enjoy sex. And yes, this statement is very judgemental of me. (Although I should also point out that, according to the definition, punching the woman is designed purely for the man's pleasure, not the woman's)

Maybe I am being a Dworkin about this, but it just seems awful there's meant to be an undertone of humor about it too - that the ideas behind it are designed to make everyday people feel sick, but they're supposed to laugh at it too. My previous post about "balancing the thread" was along those lines, but now I've given it more thought, I shouldn't have posted what I did.

This is just my own moral stance, but I've never wanted to promote anything that sought to humiliate women or demean sex because I dislike the idea that something as beautiful as sex would be "besmirched" by violence or hatred. That's the underlying ehtics of how I operate my business.

Something else that made me concerned. I know people who let their kids watch CSI. I was wondering how they got by explaining the "semen sample" part of it. Now they've got fetishes and donkey punches on the list as well.

I only do sheep boxing


|shocking|

sheep teaste good did you know that:D

OK, I just posted on another thread about tolerance, and that everyone is entitled to their views and it is wrong to object to people's posts. That is about to bite me in the bum because I am about to break that rule.

Reading through this thread it is a long time since I have seen so much macco sexist bullshit. Women are people too. Women are adults who are entitled to make their own decisions about their own life, without some interfering (although no doubt well meaning) bigoted ass telling exactly what they can do, and what they are allowed to like.

Comments like "Would any woman in her right mind actually want to be punched in the back of the head so hard that it knocks her out during sex?" (sorry to pick on you grandmascrotum, you are just the most recent person to post a comment like this, so the first one I came to when looking for a quote to illustrate my point), belong in the Ark, along with "A women's place is in the kitchen" and "Housework is woman's work". Some women do enjoy masochism, it is not just a man thing. They do not need someone who feels they are superior to them telling them that they do not like this, or telling their partners that they should not love their wife/girlfriend in the way that their wife/girlfriend wants. Moreover it is always possible that one or more of the women who read this thread is into this sort of thing. In which case they are going to be reading it as saying "you are a pervert, a sick fucking pervert" directly at them over and over again.

If a woman is into masochism, if she like to be hurt, if it turns her on, then that is her business. It is not for you, me, or anyone else to tell her what she can or cannot enjoy. And it is even more not our place to tell her partner that he is not allowed to satisfy her.

Sorry, rant over.

my brother is a bartender and he says that Donkey Punch is a drink that he serves to the drunkest guy in the bar right before closing, it consists of wringing out his bar rag in a shot glass, and then wha la down the hatch (if you are ever in Tempe, AZ don't do shots after 1 AM at Margarita Rocks)

Ecchi, thanks for your rant, but you obviously misunderstood what I was saying.

Read my post again.

These things are NOT about masochism, they're not about Femdom, they're not about me saying women can't enjoy being hurt, and it's not about me saying I think women into masochism are perverts. As I said, if it's consensual, it's fine.

I'm saying that these made up sex acts aren't about consensual sex at all, they're about thinking of ways to humiliate and hurt women who do NOT want to be hurt. And I find that very disturbing.

However, and yes, this is judgemental, I do find it hard to understand why a woman would want to be absolutely and utterly brutalised in bed, to the point that it is physically harmful (as opposed to safe consensual play). It's all very well to be tolerant, but there comes a point where I have to say, no I personally don't understand it and it makes me wonder about what would motivate a woman to be turned on by that

My opinion.

What I was actually saying is: (taking your paragraph "I'm saying that these made up sex acts aren't about consensual sex at all, they're about thinking of ways to humiliate and hurt women who do NOT want to be hurt. And I find that very disturbing.")

These are NOT "made up sex acts" and although it is hard to believe some women do want to be hurt and humiliated like this.

What I find disturbing is that most men and some women are not able to accept that woman can be allowed to make decisions for themselves like this, and take the view that "as they are only women they need our help". And really disturbing is that often people with these views cannot even see why this is sexist.

And as to true cruelty to women, mental cruelty is a lot worse than physical cruelty. If there are any women members of this board who are into this sort of thing, your continual insistence that this is wrong (or disturbing, or whatever words you use) is a worse thing to do to them than any man who inflicts the physical things discussed on unwilling women.

In other words, posting "I do find it hard to understand why a woman would want to be absolutely and utterly brutalised in bed, to the point that it is physically harmful (as opposed to safe consensual play). It's all very well to be tolerant, but there comes a point where I have to say, no I personally don't understand it and it makes me wonder about what would motivate a woman to be turned on by that" Is as bad, if not worse, than a guy who gets his thrills beating up women.

Yeah, sorry, I am coming on stronger than etiquette allows. But this sort of belittling of women really makes my blood boil.