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Cleo 2005-03-30 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe
Sweet gift! The smallest computer that can fit in your pocket:

http://www.oqo.com/images/frontpage032405.jpg

Amazing… a virus runner/spreader in your pocket.

ecchi 2005-03-30 08:03 AM

If Richard Gere can get his kicks shoving live rodents up his ass then why can't Greenguy get his kicks shoving a whole horse up his ass (assuming his ass is wide enough) ?

:D

(I guess I had better say that although it has been alleged that Richard Gere shoves live rodents up his ass it has never been proved. - Just in case Richard Gere has board tracker.)

:D

(I guess I also better say that although it has been alleged that Greenguy shoves live horses up his ass it has never been proved. - I know Greenguy has board tracker.)

:D

Rocco 2005-03-30 08:13 AM

I also want one - how can I get that?

swedguy 2005-03-30 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rocco
I also want one - how can I get that?

Oqo or the horse shoe.... with attached horse?

Cleo 2005-03-30 08:26 AM

I know that at the end of a long day there is nothing like relaxing with a house hoof up the ass

PR_Tom 2005-03-30 10:20 AM

Congrats on your win |thumb

Jim 2005-03-30 10:29 AM

I have to say, that is a nice "random" contest :)

swedguy 2005-03-30 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim
I have to say, that is a nice "random" contest :)

The drawing supervisers, BBOBCA, the joint venture between Baghdad Bob and the Ohio Ballot Counters Association sent a press release couple of hours ago and they testified that it was a random drawing. So it's all good |thumb

Verbal 2005-03-30 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ecchi
RE : "I love when people make press releases and quote themselves" - One of the best advertising tools there is.

Actually, there is a lot of grumbling in the SEO world due to Press Release "abuse":

Quote:

The online PR thing is automated and all these press releases end up archived somewhere, with link popularity passed on indefinitely (maybe). But it's only a matter of time before the PR wire turns into total spam, isn't it? I can see it now, we'll see days with press release titles like:
- "Online Viagra Seller Offers Best Prices, Free Shipping"
- "Web Casino Offers Gamblers $50 Free Just For Signing Up"
- "Supermodel Has Wardrobe Malfunction, Photos Online Now"
- "Search Engine Optimization Firm Achieves Top Google Placement for Highly Competitive Keywords"
http://www.seobook.com/archives/000685.shtml

Not saying that's going on here of course. Anyways, this thread is hilarious. :)

Jim 2005-03-30 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
The drawing supervisers, BBOBCA, the joint venture between Baghdad Bob and the Ohio Ballot Counters Association sent a press release couple of hours ago and they testified that it was a random drawing. So it's all good |thumb

I'm not saying anything different :) It was just a stroke of luck that Greenie won. Truthfully, a lot of people thought Greenie winning the Viper seemed a little funny. If I wasn't on stage and saw the winning ticket come out, I probably would have thought something was up too. :)

Greenguy 2005-03-30 03:04 PM

What about that $5k I won form Ultra Cash back in the day? :D

It came in the mail today - it's very small & there's a lot of little accessories with it - I plan on playing around with it tonight :)

Useless 2005-03-30 03:07 PM

Greenie, can I rub your belly before you lose the rest of your weight?

Cleo 2005-03-30 03:14 PM

I think you would need to shave his head first.

Verbal 2005-03-30 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
That's not fair - I never quoted myself in the post - but I did look to see if she had put in my reply, which was "NICE!" :D

I was poking fun at Lee not you heheh... :)

tortus32 2005-03-30 06:39 PM

Congrats! Don't take that little thing into the city as it may fall into the same fait as the iPod - LOL!

Bill

Jim 2005-03-30 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
What about that $5k I won form Ultra Cash back in the day? :D

Same thing...Rigged to get the most exposure for our money :)

MeatPounder 2005-03-30 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
it's very small & there's a lot of little accessories with it - I plan on playing around with it tonight :)

No Comment |shocking|

digifan 2005-03-31 12:55 AM

Congrats and enjoy your new toy :D

Rocco 2005-03-31 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
Oqo or the horse shoe.... with attached horse?

ohh, thanks |cool|

kalle7 2005-03-31 07:37 AM

Congrats! That is a very nice prize! |thumb


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