I own 2 acres of land on the moon.

My dog only bites people as they LEAVE my house.

My cat won't eat unless I physically show him the food.

I am australian.

My relatives were criminals shipped out of England for stealing a loaf of bread.... Bloody Poms!

DD

Strat. I already had a Telecaster.

Best luck to you dareutwo!

Winters are cold and black here in Finland too. In the morning when I wake up it's totally black (at 7am usually), then it's change to dark grey and 4pm it's black again.

At summer, we have day light almost 24 hours a day.

I lived in a city for a long time. I was lucky to bought an apartment from downtown in our capital city when they still were cheap. 1996 I met my wife, fell in love, and now I live in other city, away from downtown. When I first moved here, 8 years ago, I sat on the sofa and tried to listen. I didn't hear anything. Totally quiet. No trams, no cars, not anybody walking outside. It was ghostly, but I have been used to it. Now we have some more voices. Neighbours have children now...

I believe that we are not the only ones out there..
Area 52 was a big cover up..
They will be coming soon...


|ufo|

"Area 52 was a big cover up.."

And I thought Area 51 was was a cover up!!!!!!

|bananna|

I am pretty much a fuck up.

I quit school in 9th grade.

Took my ged at 16 to get in the National Guard but did not get the actual diploma until I was 18.

Went through basic training and AIT at 17. Then finished my original term and quit.

I have worked more jobs then years I have been alive. And have only been fired once.

Like Urb when I get around a psychiatrist they suggest that I stay awhile.

I did somehow manage to get an AAS in computer programing Though.

SHHHHHHHHH...
Don't want anyone else to know the truth..





|jester|

I live there in the winters. |santa|

You should read this .

I am an alien and every full moon this big green penis grow on me...I am usually in Cleo's house at that time, lol :D
|ufo|

I'll remeber NOT to turn my back on you during the full moon. |couch| |santa|

I'm a big time sports trivia buff......turn of the century baseball players and statistics, championship teams and their lineups, award winners (Heismans, MVPs, Cy Youngs, Winston Cup champs etc.), all-time records, career leaders, etc.
Jeez, when I re-read that, no friggin wonder I'm not married.


|zzzzzzzzz

LOL - Gee ya think??

My grandmothers brother (my great uncle) was a bodyguard for Al Capone.

I was born on the Cusp of Taurus and Gemini. In some horoscopes I am one and in some I am the other.

I was the 1st student counsel president that my elementary school ever had. (Ironically Gmoney was the Vice President. No lie.)

In my senior year picture I was supporting a 6 inch flat top.

I have a degree in Art (Photography). One of my photograph's is displayed in some art museum in France.

I never flew on a plane till I was 21. And at that time I flew with my girlfriend, (now wife) to Hawaii.

I am a whiz on a pottery wheel. In one instance I was asked to "throw pots" on display at an art show, while people walked by and asked me questions.

I have 2 black rubber rings around the ankle of my right foot that have been there longer then they haven't been there.

That explains it. |santa|

Thanks Urb. I am reading up on that now.

I have a superfluous third penis.|ohhhhh|

Third? You have a second one that gets some use?

Krusty has a superfluous 3rd nipple |jester|

Oh I use to throw mud in high school :) You should have seen my vigina pots |jester|

Hey my brother has 4 nipples does that count LOL

Doesn't everyone? |noclue|

Krusty ripped that shit off from a James Bond flick. "The Man With the Golden Gun" I think. Damn clown. |pissed|

MML, ya sure that everything that you look at doesn't appear to have 4 nipples? :)