I love that. Brilliantly descriptive.

It's funny you should say that. I was thinking the same thing about that line. :)

This pic doesn't really show all the stuff in his face but as soon as I met him the first thing that went through my mind was that he fell into an offset press and then stapled.
http://cleoslinks.com/blogpics/neck-...ke-working.jpg

He is very soft spoken, forty years old, owns a house on the west side of town, lives with his girlfriend, loves to party, and gives pretty good girlfriend advice to his nineteen year old helper but doesn't listen to his own advice and got into a argument with his girlfriend that morning about emptying the dishwashers before going to work.

He kept on apologizing to me for hurting me and I'm like dude I'm paying you to hurt me relax. lol

As always Cleo, Nice Rack! :)

An Update - I'm A Grandpa EEK
 

Willy did it! Go Willyyyyyyyyyy ... Go Willyyyyyyyyyyyyy ... Go Willyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D

Crystal gave birth to about 6 or more of the little critters in the night. The kids are thrilled this morning. Personally I think they're ugly little fuckers : about an inch long, pink, black eyes and blind. Nice. |huh Respect to Willy though ... it appears I named him aptly :D

Here's a pic of the mum. What's amazing is they're supposed to give birth 16 days later and that's just what she did.

I can't take all this excitement ... time to settle down and upload some shemale porn.

WTG Willy...ya stud!

Congrats on the new grandkids Kristian |thumb

Yeah congrats kristian, nothing like new babies in the house. Even if they are a little strange looking |thumb

So will you be making Hamster McNuggets?
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=30898

Thanks guys lol I made a joke earlier with my 5 year old and got shouted at before she knew I was joking. Told her they are LOVELY ... except their legs get stuck between your teeth :D

|pokefun| You've given me yet another reason not to eat at McAnimalIntestines |dizzy|

Furry thumb jackets?

I think we found a new ebay niche |haha

Just in the case you like to safe some electrizity, the new hamster powered computer

That's so cool!!!

So to over clock your computer you just give your hamster some crystal meth.

I dont know what to say to that other than laugh until I choke |jester|

Just in case you like to have a closer look to the main board, so you can see how fast it is