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Cleo 2003-12-18 08:03 AM

True story…
The scar is almost gone from visiting a content store a few months ago that thought it would be cool to add sound effects to their new fancy menus. One of my cats was sitting in my lap at the time and must have thought that some large animal was coming after them because when I moused over the menu my cat dug his claws deep into my leg and took off running. I was on ICQ with the owner of the store at the time giving him feedback on the new design, sounds are now gone. LOL.

docholly 2003-12-18 08:33 AM

LMAO.. I've got a secret website just for you...LMAO.. that's sextracker/money tree. I have a dialer on a dick pic site from like 3 yrs ago.. that is still floating out there somewhere on geocities.. i took all the dick pics guys submitted to me, picked 10 of the best stuck it on a site with a few sponsors and floated it around with click cash.. i can't even remember the password or the name or the email attached to it but every once in a while i'll get a check from moneytree or a click cash from there. LMAO.. oh man..

as far as playing musical banners.. i wish sponsors would off at least one.. nicely done with NO flashing, no movement etc.. in their offerings of banner. sometimes it's just not a good fit to have HUGE TITS flashing at you boldly in red.

Bell: That was too funny..

Bell 2003-12-18 03:29 PM

actually... I am a sound junkie...
but I don't want it coming at me unexpectedly in a potentially
non-compatible surrounding or circumstance situation...

I would enjoy finding a sponsor that had either some
banners, ads or galleries with sound files there and
clickable by the joe surfer that chooses to click that SOUND
option...

in a gallery they could match up with what's IN the picture...
or each one build upon the previous one in sort of a short
story tease...

or applicable to the pic or ad - SOUND sound effects..

perhaps with a text link that could go below the picture
on the sponsors FHG that gives the surfer the option
to click to hear what was going on as that picture was
being taken... or hear what that girl was thinking as the picture
was being taken... or to hear her tease joe surfer into
clicking another link to be found on that page... maybe clicking
the picture of the big red lips - that would say something like
I am now going to take you to the page where you can
join to come in here and see MORE of me... and have
that lip click take surfer to the join page after the sound
played...

or even have a section INSIDE the paysite
where the girls are adding new sound files daily
so we can market it that way...

balloon sites...
sounds of baloons (they DO make sounds and not just
popping sounds...)...

tight jean sites...
sounds of the zipper being pulled up or down...

high heel sites...
sounds of the high heels up close and personal
walking on different surfaces...

girls narrating photos in sucsession...

etc...

~Bell

urb 2003-12-19 02:34 PM

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