I saw greenguy's stats last year and almost fainted. The traffic he gets from google is staggering.

Ok..ok... here is mine.

My oh my I wonder how much
greenguy sends to sponsors and such
I guess it don't matter
its my money I'm after
Cause I can spend those bucks :D

Crack a crap joke or fuck off |couch|






























j/k :D

Yeah! When did this thread suddenly turn to GG's stats?

When would one use this smiley: |viking| ?

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and
found his name missing from the town register. His wife
insisted on complaining to the local civic official who
apologized profusely, saying, "I must have taken Leif off
my census."

|viking|

:D

I wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends

|thumb

What's this thread about?

|viking| Vikings! |viking|

I can't believe it!! You just missed your opportunity to use |viking|


|couch|

If the Vikings made it to the Super Bowl, we'd look like fucking geniuses :D

Thank |greenguy| for the EDIT button...:D

The Vikings challenged the Packers to an ice-fishing contest. When it came time for weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings demanded a rematch for the next Saturday. This time the Packers came in with 200 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero.

The Vikings decided the Packers must be cheating so they demanded another rematch and sent a spy dressed in green and yellow to check it out. This time the Packers came in with 300 lbs. of fish and the Vikings STILL had zero.

The Vikings then asked their spy if the Packers were cheating.

"Hell yes, they're cheating. They're drilling holes in the ice!!"

>> CLICK HERE NOW! << to INDULGE ALL YOUR VIKING FANTASIES!!!

|thumb

You removed the bigger fonts? :( Who can possibly notice a font that small? :)

It's not the size of the font, it's how you use it that counts :D

people with small fonts always say that

Quit spamming Kristian's UK sites :D

|haha

the smallest and the prettiest fonts here

I'm actually a little bored with www.bbc.co.uk Been thinking of doing something a little different with it.

Big Black Cunts : Gaping ebony pussies

Black Bi Convicts : paysite with black guys shafting in prison cells

I should contact urb...

C WORD ALERT C WORD ALERT

OH FUCK Don't ban me, I meant to say Wazza!!! lol

I see you found an interesting use for gmail. :)

I'm pepping up to porn again. Lemme go promote some Viking sites while I'm hot and bothered.

Thanks...but can you stop emailing me...for the last time, I only visit ladies...or ladyboys |pimpin

Now that I know you have a 'little font', you do nothing for me anyways. :)

Heh.. one quote from that site i find kinda cute :
Now i don't know if thats a trick question, but my guess would be that they came to britain to slaughter their monks and carried away countless treasures ??

Ahhh...so if my font was bigger, you'd crave it! Methinks someone likes the cock :D

|pokefun| AW

ok, who hijacked this thread!?

Weren't we talking about Vikings |viking| !!!

Vikings??? |viking|
I thought we were writing poetry. Possibly in small fonts.

How did this massive thread turn into a thread about my tiny penis? |dizzy|

Of course, we could do Viking poetry
http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/meters.htm

Boyish you were, bane of, staying,
barest wolf-greed, men unruly;
helmsman ran with hostile thinking,
high-ship-front's, from you and country

Or Vogon poetry:

O Feedled Gruntbuggly,
? ... Thy nacturations are to me!
As plurdled gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I emplore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
or I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

Angry Viking: |slice
Someone must have told him that he had a small font.

[insert laughs where appropriate]

Have been offline all day - a tree fell over and knocked out power to the local phone exchange... this happened a couple of months back when we last got heavy rain... the phone company has reliably informed me that it wasn't the same tree |viking|

laughs inserted |pink

That's right... you dance boy!

That was out little secret. |lovers|

Besides, Jim told me if I don't push back, it's not gay. |thumb

And ya know- you are handy to have around when I need a toothpick. |cool|

|haha |haha

Most useless thread in gg&j history. :)

The history of the internet possibly...

Well, if you all would stop posting to it & bumping it up so that people think there's something going on in here.....

NO WAIT! |banghead|

You had a homer moment |haha