JIM you bad bad guy you *lol for a second you really got me *lol |pokefun|

cocksucker.....

It's pretty simple, just type ~ ~username~ ~ anywhere in your post that you want the viewer's username to show.

Take away the spaces between the two ~ on each end.

Enjoy,

Bll

Hey what the fuck? Are you talkin about me or another Stever? Or have you picked a random handle to be the butt of a private joke?

|Jim |angry|

1st reaction: WTF? |angry|

2nd reaction: LOL :D

Fantastic idea for individual targeted sigs!

Oh you Fucker!!! you got me.

Just read the rest of the thread to see that its set to show the handle for anyuser viewing the thread.

I'll get you, don't you worry. |swordfigh

Ah but the thing is there is 2 sexyelisha's online... if not more..

so I wasnt being as blonde as i originally thought I was :D

hmmmz so what did i miss :S

ahh i quess jim found some new personalizing script or smth

~ ~username~ ~ Take out the spaces - very simple.

Bill :D

I was just tryin to have a little phone sex, geez cut a guy some slack :D

I DID NOT!!! I DO NOT!! I NEVER DID!!

|pimpin

so I called Jim about the AVN show in florida? Didn't know I had his number. Wish I could go! Maybe next time! I'll keep searching google when hell freezes over so me, Jim and Greenguy can have a drink. I don't drink unless it's a special occasion though...

This board is just pure entertainment every second for me with board politics and a new command that shows the username of the person who is viewing the message. At least you made me popular even if I'm the only one that sees it..... |waves| |thumb

Well Kiss My Ass! |shocking|
I saw the thread title and was like WTF?! Nice li'l trick there Jim ... or should we now call you LOKI? |viking|

Fuck you Jim |satan|

You guys buying or am I?

My assumption is that certain types of code need to be disabled on this board.

:-)

Alex

lmfao Im sittin here ready to have a heartattack lmfao good one

I don't think this is funny. |angry|
I never called Jim.
And I don't like my name being used in such a way.
I receive enough spam in my mailbox using the lame same tricks.
My respect for you has dropped by an enormous amount.

Im a little confused is there another joeblack that I wasnt aware of ?

Okay...so that's only a LITTLE bit freaky! LOL!

Very cool guys |headbang|

See this is what happens when you post before reading the whole thread.

That was to funny Jim.

|thumb

I felt so special for a moment their,so appreciated,so.......needed

READ THE ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD!

Christ...

yea i'm late on this but man this thread tripped me the fuck out!!!!!

i see my name around...lol flavor of the month huh???

I didn't realise that I was important enough to warrant a thread like this. :D

It certainly wasn't me that phoned. I haven't been in America since I drove from San Francisco to Tallahassee quite a few years ago, and I don't have any plans to visit any trade show this year. You're probably wise not wanting an evening of drinking with me because I guess my hard drinking days are over, but you might find dinner surprisingly entertaining. I'm not sure who the "we" is either, my current partner is a landscape artist, and she has nothing to do with the adult biz.

Now I feel a real idiot. :)

I've just realised what's going on - just as well I wasn't abusive then. :D

Yeah ... I did fall in that trap :D
Anyway ... a nice joke ... it was quite tasty :)

Well my excuse is that it's morning and I'm on my first coffee. :)

Pretty friggin bizarre, you had me fooled, luckily I started reading the thread before I started to go off on the fake AcidMaX :)

I think I will be in Florida, so taking you guys out for a drink is fine by me.

Andy

It's mainly people that think GG and Jim really might hate having a drink with them that get sucked in I bet ;-))

wow that was a good one. i was thinking what the f is jim smokin.. lol

Let's not forget the fact that I don't drink anymore & Jim pretty much only drinks when he's drinking with me, which I don't do anymore :D

dutchboy - lighten up a bit :)

So, Skippy, did you really think this thread was about you? :D

Cellphone FKA Cleo

You know what the problem with this thread is, apart from people who completely lack a sense of humor? When you intentionally address someone in a thread, they aren't going to know whether it is for real or just the crazy haunted script being used here.

Welcome to fucking Deadwood!

I've already promised to only use this new gift for good :)

Oh, sure...you wouldn't have a drink with lots of other people and now you won't have a drink with me? |cry| |angry|

I'll show you guys...I'm gonna start my own board called sponsorSHAT then pay people to post there and get all the dregs of the internet to become regulars so my boardtracker rating is inflated. Then I'm gonna get all the honest LL owners who send decline emails to start posting there so this place is just full of all you dishonest types who refuse to spend all day every day writing emails because your scripts don't do it automatically.

Then I'm gonna start a new thread every time someone calls me out for being an asshole. That'll show ya. :D

It seems I've slipped into the edge of the Twilight Zone, actually :D

Obviously, I decided to use it for evil :) Like I said to our Moderators, I am going to use it like a new cell phone :)