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Greenguy 2004-11-29 10:37 AM

I fucking hate Fantasy Football! 101 points with my kicker going tonight & I'm still gonna fucking loose!

The other league I'm in, where we start Offense & Defense for a total of 13 players - lets just say I got more points in the ESPN League.

I think I'm going to change my name to "Torn" :D

Ramster 2004-11-29 12:23 PM

Damn I lost again. I hope Owens starts getting some TDs again and I hope Priest Holmes comes back in time for the playoffs. All my RBs are sucking.

MatrixFan 2004-11-29 08:09 PM

I think Priest needs some a few more weeks of rest. |couch|

Greenguy 2004-11-29 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MatrixFan
I think Priest needs some a few more weeks of rest. |couch|
Seeing as I have Blaylock, I agree :D

Torn Rose 2004-11-30 03:20 AM

I was looking over my scores and I won 124 to 62 in one of my leagues, so I am bragging about it to a friend when I check my worse team and see I got beat by 157 to 91. In five years I see only one time a score this high and it had to be against me….

I started 1-1-1 and I am now 1-10-1

This guy started

Manning 33
Rudi Johnson 32
McGahee 37
chad johnson 19

The rest all did "average" and to make it worse this guy is a Canadian...... DAMMIT!

I still have a chance at making a 3rd playoff, not exactly how I wanted this year to end.

Greenguy 2004-11-30 08:29 AM

|bananna| 110 points & I lost, but ended up backing my fat ass into the Playoffs anyway since Torn lost |bananna|

Ramster 2004-11-30 08:54 AM

When do the playoffs start? They're already saying Holmes will miss another week or 2. :(

Greenguy 2004-11-30 10:48 AM

Next week is the final regular season week for us - then 14 & 15 will be round 1 & weeks 16 & 17 will be the finals (both are combined scores for the 2 weeks if I remember correctly)

See ya in Week 16 Ramster |bananna|

Ramster 2004-11-30 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Next week is the final regular season week for us - then 14 & 15 will be round 1 & weeks 16 & 17 will be the finals (both are combined scores for the 2 weeks if I remember correctly)

See ya in Week 16 Ramster |bananna|

That is good. With Holmes back I'll be unstoppable!! Hopefully. ;)

See ya in Week 16. |knockout|

cockNballs 2004-11-30 01:11 PM

And I'll see you guys in week 1 of next season!!!!!!

Greenguy 2004-11-30 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
And I'll see you guys in week 1 of next season!!!!!!
I'm not 100% how it works, but with you& Torn playing each other this week, one will be 6-7. If Dan looses, he'll also be 6-7. Each of you beat him during the regular season, so neither of you are officially in the Toilet Bowl just yet :D

Linkster & Jim, on the other hand..... :D

Torn Rose 2004-11-30 01:31 PM

There are no "head to head" decisions, it's all based on points, so Dan, Jim and I could all be 6-7 and Jim and I could both be 3-0 vs Dan but if Dan's team scored more points over the year Dan will win.

It’s the same as the "divisions", the east could send 4 teams to the playoffs even though the west had a "champion", its all based on the points your teams score.

Yet another “flaw” in ESPN’s FFL.

Torn Rose 2004-11-30 01:39 PM

But looking at it AS OF RIGHT NOW:

Torn needs to win and Dan Lose
Jim needs to win and Dan Lose
Dan needs to win

Greenguy 2004-11-30 05:14 PM

Where do you find these lies you post? :D

http://games.espn.go.com/content/ffl...?page=playoffs

Torn Rose 2004-11-30 06:35 PM

Interesting, I just remember last year I beat out someone who had the same record as I did who beat me 2 out of 3 and the only difference I could see as to why was I had more points.

But yeah I should have looked up the official rules.

Greenguy 2004-12-01 10:02 AM

OH FUCK! I just realized that if AL-Jim wins & I loose, he takes the division because he's beatme 2 outta 3 |banghead|

I dd beat Dan, so if he looses, I'm in for sure.

Fuck - now I'm worried & know EXACTLY how Torn has felt all season long :D

Ramster 2004-12-01 10:34 AM

Yes if Dan wins he is in.

Greenguy needs to win and he is in.

Me and MatrixFan are in for sure. :)

cockNballs 2004-12-01 10:41 AM

well call us the NFC

everyone backs into the playoffs :-)

under 500 and winning the division |jester|

Torn Rose 2004-12-01 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
OH FUCK! I just realized that if AL-Jim wins & I loose, he takes the division because he's beatme 2 outta 3 |banghead|

I dd beat Dan, so if he looses, I'm in for sure.

Fuck - now I'm worried & know EXACTLY how Torn has felt all season long :D

So now you are rooting for me to win huh smartass?

I should pull all my studs and bench them..... like it would matter.... but I should anyway to learn you a lesson!

Greenguy 2004-12-01 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
I should pull all my studs and bench them.....
If you start Roy Williams, it'll be just like any other week :D

Greenguy 2004-12-05 10:11 AM

Today at the Yeehaw Junction Restaurant & Family Buffet we'll be having a special on fish :D

Ramster 2004-12-05 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Today at the Yeehaw Junction Restaurant & Family Buffet we'll be having a special on fish :D
|jester|

MatrixFan 2004-12-05 05:13 PM

There goes a 4 game winning streak. Layed an egg today.

Greenguy 2004-12-05 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MatrixFan
There goes a 4 game winning streak. Layed an egg today.
That could've had major playoff implications, since you & Dan will be tied & he's beat you 2 outta 3 :(

But, since I think it's safe to say that I'll win today, you 2 will get in & Torn, ALJim, Jim & Linkster will be playing in the Toilet Bowl :D

Jim 2004-12-05 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Today at the Yeehaw Junction Restaurant & Family Buffet we'll be having a special on fish :D
Again I say with great fondness...Blow Me

Torn Rose 2004-12-06 01:24 AM

I just looked over my scores, and I'm 90% sure I went 5-0 for the first time ever. Even my team with 10 straight losses won in convincing fashion. And the closest game I won by 20 or so. Damn, where the hell have they been all year?

I will make the playoffs in 3 out of 5 teams, but I admit I missed the one I wanted most to win it all but I will be back next year.

Greenguy 2004-12-06 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
I will make the playoffs in 3 out of 5 teams, but I admit I missed the one I wanted most to win it all but I will be back next year.
|violin|

Ramster 2004-12-06 10:11 AM

Wow, Linkster had 129 points this week and that's with his QB only getting 2 pts. Losing 3 in a row heading into the playoffs is not good.

At least Owens had a good game for a change. I need Priest Holmes badly but they are saying he may be gone for the year. :(

Greenguy 2004-12-06 10:31 AM

Oh - I see - so my 138 points with only 3 from my TE is chump change, huh?

Well, I guess taking into account Linkster's past Fantasy performances, 129 is pretty good :D

Derrick Blaylock, BABY!

Linkster 2004-12-06 10:40 AM

Just took a little while to get rid of the losers that were supposed to do well this year - and get some unknowns that finally are starting to perform - now if it were just the start of the season |jester|

Greenguy 2004-12-07 09:38 AM

Playoff's Match-up's are in!
Steelers (MatrixFan) vs. Renegades (Ramster)
Rocks (Camz_Dan) vs. Football Humpers (Greenguy)

Toilet Bowl Match-up's!
Dragons (Linkster) vs. Kat's (Torn)
Fish Consortium (Jim) vs. Electricboogaloo (AdultLegal_Jim)

cockNballs 2004-12-07 10:26 AM

I'm going to be standing on the deck of a ship yelling

"I'm King of the bowl!" a la Titanic

Torn Rose 2004-12-07 11:07 AM

I'm looking now, where are the "Y" and "X" that says who won the division and who made the playoffs? I thought it was odd I didnt see them on Ramsters team for the last few weeks, but now it is really odd I do not see them at all.

Ramster 2004-12-07 11:12 AM

With Preist Holmes playing I'd say it would be Very hard to beat me in back to back weeks. But without Holmes playing my team is not performing consistently at all.

Good luck to all. (Except MatrixFan) |knockout|

Torn Rose 2004-12-07 11:14 AM

nice... I did go 5-0 for the week, closest game I won by 23. But I only made 1 of 5 playoffs, my 7-6 team was bumped and the team I thought I would slipping into the playoffs was worst off then I thought.

Talk about a kick in the balls.

|angry|

Ramster 2004-12-07 11:15 AM

How do the playoffs work? Best of 2 weeks or something?

I just looked at my lineups and all my guys are on the road this week, tough matchups. :(

Greenguy 2004-12-07 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
I'm looking now, where are the "Y" and "X" that says who won the division and who made the playoffs? I thought it was odd I didnt see them on Ramsters team for the last few weeks, but now it is really odd I do not see them at all.
...and you're not going to see any X's or Y's next to your team anyway, so go sit in the basement & enjoy your Toilet Bowl :D

My money is on Jim coming in 5th overall |bananna|

Greenguy 2004-12-07 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster
How do the playoffs work? Best of 2 weeks or something?
Yes - click on that Playoff Rules link they threw up on top of the leader board :)

See ya Week 16 :D

Torn Rose 2004-12-07 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster
How do the playoffs work? Best of 2 weeks or something?

I just looked at my lineups and all my guys are on the road this week, tough matchups. :(

Yep, you play the same team 2 weeks in a row.

Greenguy 2004-12-09 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
I'm looking now, where are the "Y" and "X" that says who won the division and who made the playoffs? I thought it was odd I didnt see them on Ramsters team for the last few weeks, but now it is really odd I do not see them at all.
Hey Torn! They put up the X's & Y's just for you I see!

x- YeehawJunction Football Humpers
x - Division Championship

How come your team doesn't have a letter next to it? :D


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