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Ramster 2005-10-30 09:30 PM

I think I might go 2-1 this week. Not bad at all. :)

Torn Rose 2005-11-01 10:00 AM

3-4 this week, only 1-2 in the ones that matter... but boy oh boy was that "1" win a GREAT WIN!!!!! |pokefun| |greenguy|

Of the 3 that matter I'm still in playoff contention with my worse team and tied for first with 2 others and I am in SOLE FIRST PLACE in the 3rd since I dominated a team that was tied for first so bad that my bench out scored his starters and then a canuck took out the other first place team.

I am also in 2nd place in one of the other leagues and tied for 3rd in another, so over all I am having a good FFL season, but it could be better. |thumb

Greenguy 2005-11-01 10:56 AM

I do stink :(

But I did almost triple up on Ramster :D

Preacher 2005-11-01 12:09 PM

Remember all that bitching about ties, and how we shouldn't be bitchin because it hadn't happened to anyone?
Thanks for the loss TORN!
:P

Mind you I'm kicking myself for starting the bucs 'D' against the 49ers, but I mean, come on, it's the fucking 49ers!!!!

Ramster 2005-11-01 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
I do stink :(

But I did almost triple up on Ramster :D

Was that you Party Rock? Damn you had a good week. |angry|

(Glad I didn't waste a good week against you. hehe)

MrMaryLou 2005-11-01 12:26 PM

Ramster put a whooping on me but I did beat a Vixens team :)

Toby 2005-11-01 12:31 PM

I've won two weeks in a row, maybe my team doesn't suck.

Torn Rose 2005-11-08 12:12 AM

Fuck, 2-1 this week, and I would have been 3-0 if not for Marvin getting that second TD.

Damn You Linkster!, Looks like we have a huge pile up for second place.

At least the Colts beat the Pat's.

Linkster 2005-11-08 09:08 AM

I would have done a shitload better this week if I had paid attention - but just glad to scrape out a 2-1 :)

Greenguy 2005-11-08 10:33 AM

Linker can thank me for that 1 :D

Of course, I can thank him for the 1 in me going 1-3 this week :(

Preacher 2005-11-14 12:59 PM

Had a nasty stomach flu all last week -- still have a touch of it -- and I never even got online. So if you were wondering why about half my active team had a bye weeks, I'm not dead...yet.

|barf|

Greenguy 2005-11-14 01:10 PM

I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend :(

Preacher 2005-11-14 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend :(

If you scored more then 33 points you did better then I did! ;)

That is unless LJ Smith scores like 60 points in the most spectacular performance ever put up by a tight end in the history of football tonight!

Oh, and if you still want to trade me for T.O., just drop me a line! |jester|

Torn Rose 2005-11-14 01:28 PM

Sharpe put up 56 3-4 years ago, so yes it is possible for a TE to dominate.

Torn Rose 2005-11-14 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend :(

Look on the bright side, one of those was to me..... |thumb |lovers|

Torn Rose 2005-11-15 09:06 AM

Not so much a good weekend for me, 1-2 in the porn and 3-4 in non porn (not that those matter)

My loving wife stomped a mud hole in me and let it air dry so I am 5-5 there, which is sad since I would have beaten any man in the league, only the wife and CX would have beaten me.

Then in the league where I am in first I lost to the last place team who didn’t have a full roster, so that feels good, but I am still in sole first place.

But I did win one league by 40 which was nice, who was that against? |pokefun| |greenguy|

So I am:

5-5 tied for 3rd
5-5 tied for 3rd
7-3 First

Non porn

4-6
6-4 tied for 3rd
2-8 (worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me)
4-6 (NFL.com, auto draft and I got shit from it, so I have no one and nothing to trade to get someone, worst system I ever used. This team is so bad I can’t believe I am 4-6 and anyone I beat should hang their heads in shame)

Greenguy 2005-11-15 09:16 AM

You sure do have a lot of excuses for why some of your teams suck hairy ball sack.

Torn Rose 2005-11-15 09:37 AM

Post your records please.

Greenguy 2005-11-15 09:39 AM

I suck - it's all my fault - I don't have to make up excuses so that I sleep better at night.

A good carpenter never blames his tools.

Torn Rose 2005-11-15 09:43 AM

So when I say "worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me" that is an excuse and not taking fault for my actions?

Your records?

Ramster 2005-11-15 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn
Post your records please.

Sure

Gabbo League - I Suck 4-6
Jackassery - I still Suck 4-6
GG&Jim League - I really Suck 3-7

Linkster 2005-11-15 10:38 AM

Gabbo League - 4-6
Jackassery - 4-6
GG&Jim League - 6-4

Hmm I guess I suck too

tjchuck 2005-11-15 10:39 AM

I am happy that my Bling ESPN team is good, cause all my other teams are pretty bad.
And after my brutal last year in fantasy (all 3 teams under .500 and one of them 2-12), I will take any team above .500 I can get :)
10 drafts Torn...thats hardcore :)

Torn Rose 2005-11-15 10:56 AM

Only 7 and not by my first choice.

I intended to do only 3 on ESPN but I smoke pot and bought 5 for some reason, and when I complained to ESPN about their crappy servers they gave me a few one and then you twisted my arm to do the NFL.com one, (which I hate for the most part, the entire system is hard to find players etc, at least compared to ESPN, but it's a lot better then yahoo.)

I have looked over the stats world that GG uses and I like what I see, so next year we will have to get 3 of those or so, I can not just do just one, but more then 3 is too much.

tjchuck 2005-11-15 11:07 AM

Oops...can't count :D

Auto drafts really suck :(


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