Forget 2257, THIS is How We're All Ending Up In Jail
 

Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.

It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.

In other words, it's OK to flame someone on a mailing list or in a blog as long as you do it under your real name. Thank Congress for small favors, I guess.

http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-anno...3-6022491.html


We're in trouble now, the likes of Talleywhacker will be reporting us to the feds |couch|

What is talleywhackers' name?

Alex

OK, I'm off to make an annoying post about the dumbass in the White House on my blog. |crazy|

MadMax (if that is your real name), I find your post very annoying. I'm calling the cops right now :)

His real name is Mel Gibson :D



|escape|

Please PM me your username change requests so that you can feel free to bash people :D

Guess it's a good thing I never insult or annoy anyone.

It's good to see Bush clamping down on the real dangers of the internet. Never mind the pedos and the spammers, get those damn flamers! :D

Goddamn stupid f'ing... God, the more I read about this crap the more it just boils me. I'm hereby volunteering my services to anyone who needs someone annoyed. I vow to use my real name and annoy someone in a proplerly legal manner. So, If there's anyone you need annoyed, just let me know. I may even fart in their general direction and for a small donation, I will even taunt them a second time.

Nah...I'm really a nice guy...far be it from me to pick on anyone...cough...talleywhacker...cough...yafool...cough :D

oh ok...pm sent :D

If they arrest you did you really annoy somebody anonymously? haha, these guy are getting really pathetic.

You know, that's a genuinely excellent point. And we don't even get to write laws and stuff. You'd imaging the professionals would be a little more on their game :D

Federal law doesn't apply to me, but to be honest this whole planet doesn't make sense. :(

It makes less and less sense to me everyday |huh

|pokefun|

I wonder who annoyed the so much and on what board? :D

I think Someone was picking on GW on GFI ;)

Wonder if those Yahoo bots will stop,
it is annoying when a guy is tring to look at a chick on her webcam.

Wonder if that happened to GW too :D


Ben

I'm really annoyed by that law, and I learned about it through the internet.

Heads must roll!!! |angry|

Now that was a great post, cracked me up big time |thumb I won't even comment on the new law, you said it all!

Politicians should stick to legislating things that they have some knowledge of. Geez.

so you annoy someone on a board
it gets reported to who? the FBI?
they have to take it seriously because its the law.
they invest hundreds of man hours, get court orders, takes weeks or months to finally find the annoyers IP (assuming of course they didnt use a proxy to engage in this now illegal activity)
make the arrest, spend months getting to trial, setting up a prosecuter with all the evidence, and wham!
Your busted with the annoyance law... YOU SCUM

its absurd....mind boggling the priorities this administration has.


spaz

Good for for you UW.

I find the people of flame and bash are always cowards, and in real life butt ugly.

You notice the people who don't dis usually have their picture on their icon, or on the site that they produce.

Ahh.. but the flamers and icons posers DON'T produce, they just sign up for other people's programs who do... and suck pennies off...

hence their jealousy, cowardness and mean spiritedness.

Sir Moby, can I buy some fish sticks from you for lunch? No microwave, you have to put those in the oven.

It DOES suck, people on sex sites like this should be filled with [good sex energy], not negative [I live at home and hate it energy].

|waves|

Some dried weeds, an iron butterfly & a ben-wa ball.

"excellent"
 

1. Dried weeds -

GG, we have seen you smoke |potleaf|! No! you aren't anti-ganja...

2. Iron Butterfly

The band or the app? Can't respond until I know.

3. Ben-Wa Balls

Well friend, you are close. Not Ben-Wa balls, they are called "Healthy Balls" they are much larger.

http://megahealthonline.com/product_...95a3e1fcbc318f

GG, you take these two sets of large steel balls in both hands and you have to rotate them so they don't touch each other and spin in opposite directions.

AT THE SAME TIME. I bet most super bowl players couldn't do that! Can icon guys? (It helps you with sex.)

You know you can do that GG! We've seen you. |jackinthe No! you aren't anti-health balls.

I am glad to see all the transsexual ads you guys are pumpin.' We also have a line:

http://www.xsfilmsnyc.com/ifr/010.html

"excellent"