Who will admit that they jack to porn before and after they were a webmaster ?
 

Hi LOL just wondering if adult webmasters female and male jack to porn and will admitt to it..

And is it all biz or a mix of pleasure to you the adult webmaster ??
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I'm doing it right now. The GreenGuy & Jim logo gives me such a woody, I just can't stand it.

One hand under the desk, one hand |waves|

Now come on if you get that turned on that easy how do you get any work done..

Serious inquires only.. |rasta|

And I dont want to hear Tijuana Pat does it on the way down to mexico in his car.. LOL

So you're basically asking who will admit to being a wanker? :)

Plateman, you got way to much time on your hands.|jester|

and too little penis :D

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Maybe we should do a poll and see who can change hands with out missing a stroke |jester|

I know for sure my "weakness" for sweet nice girls on the net truly slows me down when I am trying to build galleries or approve galleries :)

Now to the question I have always wonder:

Do female webmasters do it also?
it would turn me on real bad if I knew that :)

I've been doing this for so long that the only time my dick gets hard is when I see the mailman :D

|couch| Gee thanx Plateman for includeing me in a wanking thread|jester|
I have never had sex in a car by myself or with company in San Diego County or on my way to Tijuana|rasta|
There is a place inbetween Tijuana and Ensenada that has a spectacularr Ocean view that I fondly refer to as blowjob point|pimpin

Iwould never admit to pulling my pud it would ruin my Pimp reputation |haha

Well I see the thread got fucked up.. LOL

Keep em coming and "I Want The Truth" And remember the truth will set you free or get you laughed of the board... LOL

Pat I was almost sure you would have some some crazy sounding story |jester|

Ya know this is too funny.I agree with GG except the mailman part haha.
Now what is the shame in admitting you stroke your johnson to porn.
I can't make movies that clear in my mind haha.
If the GF aint givin it up HELL YEAH I'll stroke it its mine dammit hahaha.
Funny thing is being married before you married guys crack me up because if ya say ya don't your liein.
There is no room for shame from porn webmasters.
Plat you started the thread what do you do hehe
PS don't let the handle fool ya it aint tiny hahaha

Females wank??? dayam i never knew that... *sigh*..

Why didn't someone tell me we could wank?? PHuck..

Taaaaaarty... u forgot to tell me something in the webmistress manual!!! dammmit..

|rasta|

I admit it. I'm a perv!

I didn't look in this thread until I saw that holly had posted here. Had to see what kinda dirty stuff she was up to.

|couch| |jester|

Well geez.. I thought you'd figure it out after i kept asking for more of House Boy's photos.. and I'll have you know I DO NOT wank..










I push the button instead.. repeatedly in Tucker's case ;)

Hey i'm a camho.. that'll cost ya 2.99/min. wm discount. |roses|

Mmmmm Houseboy!! |smooch|

Sign me up DH haha
Nice new avatar btw

1.99/min and I promise to not comment on your next colorful jingle bells recip table. Deal? |jester|

For women, it's:
Jilling
Bisecting the triangle
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Beating around the bush
Cleaving it to Beaver
Composing on the single key piano
Double clicking your mouse
Fiddling the bean
Groping the grotto
Paddling the pink canoe
Parting the Red Sea
Quim slippin'
Two finger taco tango

http://www.starma.com/penis/pinky/pinky.html#top

:)

Puce/tangerine and lime..

should pay me 3.99 a minute just for coming up with those colors..

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before and after?? I did it before I was a webmaster, I'm doing it while I am a webmaster, and I will probably also do it after :)

before? LOL


What I like now has changed...nothing else.

Well its good to see some popular name people do it and admitt to it.. and its fun to see what people has said in the thread and get a good laugh - |jester|

Keep It coming...

One time when surfing Link O Rama I had this fantasy about Green Guy and ...

Dude, I have to clean my monitor daily...
and I had to replace my keyboard a couple months ago...
...and my mouse, whoah, I won't even go there.... |jester|

What up Lawrence? You still get excited thinking about Lanni Barbie banging you in the ass?

|santa| Ok Plateman since you and I started in this biz about the same time I'll give ya a wanking story. (it's kind of long but I think you will get a laugh)
The summer I turned 14 I had to much time on my hands (no job, no school no girlfriend and only 3 channels to watch on black and white TV) I was spanking my monkey allot (5 or more times a day). I get the brilliant idea to see how long it will take me to fill a alkaseltzer bottle up with cum
(remember the Alkaseltzer bottles that were a long glass tube? plop plop fizz fizz). After filling my bottle up a couple inches I get in a big fight with my Dad and I storm out of the house and head to a buddies.
After a long talk with my friends (who all agreed with me that life sucked and my father was a fucker) We hatch the plan. Pat's going to run away from home go up to Big Sur join a hippy commune and when I'm settled in my buddies would run away and join me, life would be good (1968 the height of the free love hippy era)
My buddies realy came through for me, I ended up with a backpack several changes of cloths, sleeping bag, pup tent, food $40 plus dollars one of my buddies stole his fathers motorcycle to give me a lift 20 miles to Hwy.1 (Big Sur would be a straight shot hitch hiking from there) I get a ride to Cambria the last town before Big Sur the second I put my thumb out.
It's dark by the time I get dropped off in Cambria barely any cars so I start walking towards Big Sur,I would stick my thumb out every time a car came by, well bigger than shit I hitch hiked a Sheriffs Patrol Car, they hauled my ass to San Luis Obispo and put me in a jail cell to wait for the old man (the old man had been a deputy for 6 years and was pulling in a favors from his deputy buddies they thought a few hours in a jail cell would teach me a lesson)

The old man was pissed when he showed up, said "I'd rather see you in jail than worry about you getting killed hitch hiking" my reply to that was "I'd rather be in jail than living with you". He told the Balif to keep me and left, the next morning the Balif asked me if I was ready to see things my Dads way I said "no" so they transferred me to Juvenile Hall. I was locked in solitary confinement for 3 days on the 4th day the old man showed up asked if I was ready to live by his rules I told him "no I'm fine right here" he left and I was put back into solitary confinement (nothing to do in solitary confinement but jack off and scratch my name into the wall with the buttons and grommets on my Levis). I went through this routine 3 days locked up wackin and scrathcin, 1 day with all the other kids the old man would come by ask if I was ready I'd say "no" be would leave and it would be back to lockup for me. I lasted for a month and a half before I caved in and said I would live by his rules (I had no choice the buttons on my Levis were so worn down it was hard keeping my pants up)
All the old man said on the way home was "your mother and I are going to have a talk with you when we get home and your going to live by our goddamned rules or go back"
So we get back home I go straight to my room and my parents follow me up shortly to give me hell and they were doing a good job. My Mom decides the reason I'm spending so much time upstairs in my room is because I'm on drugs and she starts searching first place she looks is under my mattress, She finds my playboy stash (they don't say much about this except what the fuck am I doing going through my dads nightstand). Then I remember whats in my nightstand and panic when she opens the drawer and pushed her away (the old man damned near put my head through the wall over that). She finds my Alkaseltzer bottle "what's this" I'm playing dumb "I don't know" She's not buying it "bull shit" She says to my father "Gene I think it's LSD" I say "I've never seen it before maybe it's Mikes" (blame it on the brother), Dad says let me see that, he has a hard time unscrewing the cap when he finale gets it loosened it started hissing and filled my room with a putrid make you want to gag smell (that shit had been cooking and fermenting unopened for 6 weeks) Dad starts freaking "what the hell is this".
I finale admitted to my parents that I was collecting cum, I do beleave that's the hardest I've ever seen my parents laugh, it's the only time I ever saw both of them laugh so hard tears were streaming down their faces.
It's also the last time I admitted to wackin
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That's fucking funny!!!!!

Pat thats a classic |jester|

Pat, thanks for the story, that was a good laugh :)

*wiping the coffee off my screen*.. OMG that was funny..

Oh my gawd! You filthy little bugger.

omg thats hysterical...gross but hysterical.

TP you were suppose to freeze it hahaha

Pat, that is some funny shit.

At least wackin got your mind off of Gabbo. Wonder if Gabbo wacks off? |jester|

God damned hilarious. Thanks for sharing |jester|

Best. Masturbation. Story. Ever
:D

Gee wiz! Jerkin the gherkin to porn!? Now who would have thought of that?|ufo|
btw, that's a big 10-4 buddy.

After reading that yesterday, I called my 65 year old father and read it to him. He loved it too.

I just hope that the dangers of fermenting cum doesn't reach Al K*ida, or we're all doomed.

LOL I called my Dad and read the story to him yesterday too. He told me he waited untill I was in my 30's but he's been telling my fermenting jizz story every since

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