Torn & Useless Warrior Have A Buddy Christ Coming!
 

That's right boys & girls - we reward those that post on the board :D

Everyone's favorite Fantasy Football Fuck-Up Torn as well as everyone's favorite little wise-cracker Useless Warrior have proven themselves to be over-achievers & have passed the 1000 post mark here on the board.

For this, they will receive their very own Buddy Christ |buddy|

Congrats & thanks for making this place just a little better & just a little bit more silly at the same time |roses|

GIMMIE!

|buddy|

Congrats |roses| |roses|

CongratuFuckinglations. |bananna|

I've been thinking of getting mine a companion. The poor little guy seems kind of lonely. I was thinking of getting him a Voodoo doll but I'm not sure if he is gay or straight so I'm not sure which sex to get him. I guess I could just have a FoxyAngel Voodoo doll for him and see which half he prefers.

Cleo - one idea is to get a fat little Budda to sit next to him :)

But what if he isn't into round boys?
|couch|

Who ISN'T? :D

Last week I had a date, yes us old folks still date, and over dinner the subject of Jesus came up. Trying to avoid the how can you not believe in a supreme being discussion I decided to just say I'm a Buddhist. I'm guessing that I won't being going on a date with them again.

Too Funny, and I just happen to have a mini budda already, I think Im going to go to Heaven.....

|bananna|

I'm slowly working my way up to my own so congrats to you two

ME

Congrats Torn and Useless Warrior |shake|
I have spit coffee over posts from both of you
so keep it up |santa|

Hey GreenGuy Christmas is over could you swap the smilie sants with another smilie

I'm 3/4's there |rasta|
and still can't type or spell

BOOYAA!

I have now proven that you can be rewarded for butting into far too many threads that have nothing to do with you at all. :D Every morning when I open up this page I say to myself, 'How are you going to make an ass of yourself today?'. Luckily, I have as of yet not run out of new and innovative ways to do so.

Thanks GG&Jim. Youz da bomb!|waves|

It's very strange that you said that...

http://www.urbx.com/bc.jpg

Check out who is to the left of mine.

|buddy|
Congrats Guys!! :)

Congrats guys!

I too am working towards mine somewhat slowly

Awesome! Congrats on the acquisition of the statuette. |buddy| |roses|

Congrats guys - WTG!

|buddy|

I just re-arranged my office so my knick-knacks were moved around a bit, but here's most of them :)

Congratulations to both of you :)

Oh...just wait until the ceremony during Half Time of the Super Bowl :D

I've been thinking of making mine famous and putting the little guy in movies. I just haven't figured out what to actually get FoxyAngel to do with him yet. I mean like he doesn't actually have an anus, at least I haven't seen one.

Cleo - a simple picture of |buddy| giving the thumbs up to Foxy's cock would do the trick :D

Don't tell me you consider those checks "knick-knacks' |jester|

Banks were closed yesterday & since it's so late today, I'm just waiting for the mail to arrive so I can make one deposit tomorrow :)

Two worthy winners...

Congrats lads... |roses|

GG, are you gonna make em dress up and have a red-carpet special.. Maybe Mary Hart could come out and host it :D

|couch|

DD

One would think it would be a green carpet :D

Congrats!!!! |roses|


Don't put UW & Torn together..you never know whose wardrobe will malfunction!! |buddy|
.
|rasta|

My wardrobe is in a constant state of malfunction, just as my personality is in a constant state of dysfunction.

Save me Jeebus!!

|buddy|

GIMMIE NOW!


that little fucker better be able to make this headache go away or I'll take a nail and hammer to him.....

(Will I burn in hell for that?)

|buddy| |devil|

Useless Warrior - yours is going out in today's mail :)

Torn - yours is here waiting for you :D

damn.... I always have to wait

I'm totally confused...be gentle I'm still a virgin on this board.

I'm pretty sure the buddy christ thing is a joke but not sure? lol

Please don't ream me for being ignorant TOO bad.

GenXer - as of right now, you are 974 posts away from us sending you one too :D

Super duper. My bobble-head moose is getting lonely.

Congrats guys, seems like th BC's are conquering the globe :)

Do you always date several people at once Cleo? You got to teach me how to do that some day :)

The finer nuances of the English language. :D

Just one at a time which is often one too many.

Congrats the both of you, are we going to see more funny pics of that buddy thing now:)

Christ, wish I had a Buddy!

Congrats guys.. hopefully there will still be some buddies left by 2008 when I reach 1000 |dizzy|


Urb... from your knick knacks pic.. what is this.. and what do you do with it?