i wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends
 

having a site with so many TOP 10 spots
on Google for all the popular keywords,
i really wonder how many quality sponsor
hits one can send.

get back to work :)

more than 5, less than a billion.

I just wish he's send some of those to me :D

we can ask greenguy when it comes to that matter. |thumb

That's a hard question for anybody with real traffic to answer. The answer is generally:

Enough to live off of.....comfortably. |headbang|

I'm not 100% sure if this is correct or even if I should passing this info on - but I'm told by a reliable source that it's a multiple of 6.

That post almost looked like haiku.
I would like to write a Greenguy haiku.

Greenguy traffic rocks
It flows down to my sponsors
Sales are often made

Not bad for the first try in twenty years, I'd say! |pink

If you want to see some serious serp loving, check out Jay's :D

Mishi - now that's fucking funny! |jester|

I don't even know how much traffic I have over all my domains, let alone where the go - but I think Wazza hit it on the head that it's a multiple of 6 :D

My question to you is: "Why do you care?"

Mishi you started my day off right |headbang|

everyday should start with a haiku

I can give you an exact answer…

More then I do and less then Google does.

There's really a more important question here. Did venturi forget to refill Mishi's precriptions?

Here's a completely unrelated poem that I wrote a few months ago.

EARMUFFS
Chicks with big tits
don't dig me
and I am
OK
with that
because they are
not
on the top of my list
either
accept when my ears
are cold

OMG that is awesome.. my son is studying poetry over the next 3 weeks.. we could hijack that for his Haiku!!

|pink

Mishi, that would make a great sig, heheh. :)

Motivation???

What the hell? No one likes my poem? That damn thing is going to make me a Nobel Laureate one day. Don't make me unleash my poetic license on you people. |greenguy|

I like your poem - reminds me of |mml|

See what happens when you rely on filling your 'scripts of L-Dopa from the Mexican black market?!

I vote we make this the first entry in the soon to be 1st Annual MML Boob Hats Poetry Festival. |thumb

Useless Warrior - I cant believe noone replied saying they liked your poem...

Before GG did that is |clown|

Well I liked them both.
Shall we do limericks next?

My limerick from grade 3

There once was a girl called Lisa
Who loved pepperoni pizza
One day it was too hot
So she strangled herself with a garrot
And that was the end of Lisa

For some unknown reason I had to take a letter home to my parents that day... |loony|

I was going to do one involving a rhyme of "Greenie" and "weenie" but I couldn't think of anywhere to put the word "Nantucket"

thank goodness he isn't Orangeguy

or Windowguy

Or a GayGuy

oh come on Cleo... :) too many words rhyme with Gay...

but I can't think of any that rhyme with Orange or Window -- which would make poetry a bit more difficult.

SupercalifrajalisticexpialidociousGuy

There once was a bloke called Greenguy
Who made a porn site whose non 3rd party counter did fly
How much traffic does he send to sponsors? wondered the hicks
And Wazza the smartarse said it was a multiple of six
UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high

|shocking|

Using sponsortracker, he sends 268,317 uniques per day. |thumb

There is a green man
his middle finger upraised
sponsors smile on him.

My first name is Ralph
my cats breath smells like catfood
I bent my Wookie

:D

ahhhh just did the division, wazza was off lol not a multiple of 6 :D 44719.5 just a little off :)

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told. ;)

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

Hehe, it's just not a limerick without "Nantucket", now is it...

Well, heckfire, UW, I responded to your beautiful poem, but I don't see my post. Poo and wah. Anyway, it rocks!

There once was a Jim from Nantucket,
who had traffic o'erflowing his bucket.
Then he saw a Green Guy,
and exclaimed "OH MY MY!"
And last I heard they were engaged. |pokefun|

(I'm following UW's suggestion that forced rhyming is bad for poetry.)

Iambic Pentameter

A question often asked and rarely told.
The answer to which seems to be in doubt.
On this I'm sure the lad will never fold.
Tis his to know and yours to not find out.

|thumb

That's not divisible by 6 :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |headbang| |bananna|

It's funny cause it's true |bow|