What the hell is a Donkey Punch?
 

So, I watched CSI NY last night and they went to a fetish class. A woman had a black eye and she said it was from a Donkey Punch. The man says, "She likes it in the face and not in the ribs". So, I look it up and the definition is during doggy style, just before the man blows a load, he punches the woman in the back of the head as hard as he can. Causing the woman to clinch up. Sounds bad enough but...how does a woman get a black eye from that?

She turned around at the last minute? lol :D

WTF!!!

If some guy punched me in the head while we were doing it blowing his load would be the last thing on his mind.

The headboard got in the mix!

The part that confused me the most was "She likes it in the face, not the ribs". They also had a device that would hold someone upside down on the front of a car like a bike carrier sits in the back. For those with a speed fetish :) Standing upside down, with their head about 6 inches from the ground going 80. :)

note to self: don't punch cleo in the back of the head during sex.

I'm amassing quite a collection of notes to self.

don't fall asleep at greenguy's parties
don't throw parties for boardmembers, always be an attendee

haha

At least it wasn't a Dirty Sanchez that she asked for.

I thought a Donkey Punch was doggy style but you punched her in the side/ribs - but all I find on Google is what Jim found.

They were confusing it with a Bismarck- This is one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over your lover's face, aiming for an eye. You then punch the soiled eye

Not that I have any idea in the world why any of these things exist in the first place?

sick fucks

I would prefer to have sex with the donkey.

And there was be thinking that a Donkey punch was; two parts donkey, one part vodka, and ten parts cheap white wine.

Just when you thought you've heard it all and nothing could shock you, along comes that bit of info.

I'm going to have to read that again in the morning after a cup of coffee to make sure I read it right.

i realy think this board needs an fainting smilie*faint*

I found this one to be more funny:

Houdini (noun)
When a male is about to orgasm during doggie style sex, he says he is coming, then spits on her back. As she rolls over, he then proceeds to come on her face.

I gave my lady a houdini last night. She was so pissed.

|pokefun|
that's the right one

Hope you didn't get any on your socks. :D

I need to expand my horizens :D

I'm so glad my husband (now ex) doesn't read this cuz i told him he's very lucky i allow him to do doggy style at all.. |cool| I think i'm very vanilla.

How about the rodeo position: You mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and you whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's'. Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds. |assfuck|

Personally my idea of great sex is to spend the day shopping on his credit card.

That's nothing. I have a friend who won't even cum on his wife because he thinks it's so disgusting. When pulls out, he cums into one hand while jerking off with the other. I think his issues are more fucked up than people who shit on each other or punch cum-filled eyes.

I told you that you shouldn't punch me in the ribs you sick fuck! :D

LOL... hilarious. |horse|

ROFLMAO!!!! Oh that made my day dude |thumb

i realy cant imaging a woman would like that.....realy if my hubby would try that with me, it would be the last thing he ever did:D

Thanks Zack! I got whacked up aside the head for even letting my gf read your post! LOL!

Seriously though...this is some twisted stuff.

Silly me...I thought sex was supposed to be FUN =/

|haha good one Zack

I get hits every day from guys looking for Tijuana Donkey Shows I thought that was warped untill I read this thread

this thread is realy not woman friendly but then i know you all dont care........i just hope for my hubby he dont wanna do something stupid like that with me, because for real....i would bite his dick off...............

RE-"this thread is realy not woman friendly" Don't stereotype women. Although it is hard to believe some women enjoy this shit. And on the other side, the most sadistic person I have ever known is a woman. She is a lesbian and loves to see women hurt or raped. She collects really hard SM videos showing violence against other women, both torture and rape.

While I think punching anyone should only be done in self defense, having a little fun in bed is ok.
Having to put up with thousands of mood swings per/hr (PMS) is ok for the guys but one little rodeo ride (and all the the femanazies cryout: I will bite his dick off!) is only payback for the pain you cause us! |couch|

This thread WILL be women-friendly if someone can find one of these obscure, nasty sex acts that involves the woman doing something violent to the man. Then it will be a balanced thread :)

EDIT: People who use the word "feminazis" make me want to
a. Bite dicks off
b. Annexe the Sudatenland

OK... so I had to read though this awful list,
http://www.blogwars.com/modules.php?...article&sid=72
with enough misogyny and humiliation and disgusting violence to make an Andrea Dworkin of me. But I found a couple.

Fumilingus -When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

I feel so yucky after reading all this awful stuff. |barf|

grandmascrotum - Umm, sorry to burst your bubble, but "obscure, nasty sex acts that involves the woman doing something violent to the man" won't make this thread woman friendly. I am male (at least I was last time I checked, but I eat a lot of fish and drink a lot of water, so you can never be certain), and this is a big turn on for me (although as a voyeur not as victim). I love evil women or killers in movies. I watched Buffy primarily to see her kick shit out of vampires (that thunderdone/uber vampire scene near the end of the series gets me hard just thinking about it). I likes Xena, but much preferred Calistra. Most erotic movie I have seen was Long Kiss Goodnight, about a female assassin. I not only have the original Nikita on video, I have every remake in every language that I could find. Best live sex show I have seen was at last year's Erotica (London), where two women dressed in that Bruce Lee costume that Uma Therlman wore in "Kill Bill", fought with swords like on the poster, then forced two men to lie on the floor at gunpoint, had sex with them, then at the point of climax, blew the men's brains out (all simulated, not real snuff). etc. etc. etc. So no, if anyone takes up your suggestion, it won't make it woman friendly, but it will give me a few more search terms to use next time I surf for porn.

|devil| <--My ideal woman :)

So I just got this from Google :

Results 1 - 10 of about 749 for Fumilingus. (0.14 seconds)

:)

This is one of those situations where I say:

"everyone has their own little kinks... things that float their boats, things that don't. some things are the thing of legend (like the Dirty Sanchez, which I am sure rarely occurs in the wild), and some things are just plain odd (such as strange penetrations and such). Don't pass judgement on others because, to them, you are probably pretty weird too"

Alex

Well said. Sex has always been an irregular verb, you conjugate it thus:

I am normal
You are kinky
They are perverts

Remind me never to shake hands with your friends please...

ahahahahahahah lol i just dont like violence, have seen some woman getting punched on the face by their guy....not fun to see something like that

No idea. That's weird to get a black eye out of that!!

People are into some really strange shit. I just don't get much of it but I'm more then happy to float their boat if everyone is consenting and I'm making a buck.

Back in the eighties when I ran Cleo's Angels we had this client that we nicknamed Dirty Daisy. He liked to be put in diapers and spoon feed shit, yeah real human stuff that comes out of someone's rectum. The only person that I could find that was willing to see Dirty Daisy was a tranny named Kimberly. Dirty daisy didn't care who fulfilled his fantasy as long as she looked female so we fixed him up with Kimberly. I had to drop by Kimberly's place to pick up my cut and the two of them where still doing their thing. I took one look and had to run out of the apartment puking all over the place.

After running Cleo's Angels for a bunch of years nothing surprises me anymore and I thankful that these days I just market web content from behind a keyboard. :)