Do I appear mean?
 

I've had a few PMs over the past month that have left me with the impression that I must seem less than approachable. So, I'd like to take a moment to assure you fuckers that I am a sincerely nice person. Sure, there may be some twinges of a napoleonic complex, but otherwise I'm a fuzzy peach. If I were to take my lovely wife out of her cage she would be more than happy to confirm that I'm a very nice guy. Of course, there's no way in hell she's coming out of the basement until she apologizes for burning my toast this morning.

Anyway, I realize that I am ignorantly aggressive in some situations and perhaps angrily over-reactive in others, but in normal day-to-day situations I am just a twit who enjoys a good laugh. Don't be afraid to PM me for help or to call bullshit when you know that I'm wrong. Just don't say "you really are useless". Be more creative than that.

Buttplug. |thumb

who?

Bastard! |angry|

I see your cynicism and humor...... and I raise you.

haha

UW - sometimes I read a post only because I see you have replied to it...you have a great sense of humour and there is a lot of good information lurking in there too ;)
sometimes people are too sensitive, imo, you have a very caustic wit and I can see where some people may be intimidated by you |couch|
but keep it up, sometimes a laugh is all we have to look forward to!

my 2 cents
Ponygirl

Asshole, are you trying to reinvent your useless image?

Useless Warrior i agree with ponygirl! I enjoy your posts so much. You have a great sense of humor. None of my friends or family understand what I do. On the days that I want to throw my pc out the window I come here. Cause I know I'll always get a laugh. |headbang|

I was going to PM you many times |angry|












But I was going to ask you what you think of global warming?

For some reason this thread reminds me of when my fiance wants attention and puts on an outfit and asks if it makes her butt look big. There's no way to avoid the question at hand so you either have to lie to make her feel good or tell the truth and sleep on the couch.

So, UW, your butt doesn't look big in this thread...wait, that's not what I meant...umm...what was the original question again?

|pokefun| Don't lie to the man...his butt looks WAY too big! :D

Seriously UW, you're one of my favorite posters here. There's nothing wrong with having a sense of humor...and flaunting it!

UW, you gotta stay true to who you are... plus someone has to make me look good!

Keep being. It's good!

Alex

Some people just don't appreciate good snark. You, sir, are a SnarkMeister. Have a beer. Sorry, it's not very cold.

We like you. We really like you!



seriously... you may frighten newbies and the overly serious, some. Those that can't see that despite the occasional caustic remark, and/or rant at, or about some idiot, you're a standup guy. I've seen you actually apologize a couple of times when you decided that you were wrong. That's rare these days.


I'm firmly in the camp of, don't change a thing, though. In fact, I demanded to know where you were when you missed the one random member contest. I missed the laughs!

if i answer this are you going to beat me up again?

:P
...Luke

From out of his hard shelled exterior comes his insecurity. |smooch|

I haven't been here long UW, but your one of my favorite posters too! Like ponygirl, I sometimes go read a thread only because I saw you reply to it.

Keep up the good work.

UW I like your kind of humor and I fully understand it, but now let your wife out of the basement or I am going to call 911! :)

do i no u?
r u a webmaster?

|waves|

I don't think you appear rude - at least not in my eyes.

It's when you disappear that your politeness level falls right off the chart.

Fuck You!

It's Useless fault!

Can we compare notes on cages? My wife keeps chewing through her shackles.

I always thought you looked like an extra from the cast of Monty Python!
--Art

Ego-maniac

I like you and I like your style. Keep posting man.

Yanno UW... it might be your avatar's fault too.

Some people really don't like the idea of hitting women.

Oh wait... fuck, that's my avatar... never mind.

Simon

Well I feel like I owe you, cause if you wouldn't have called me out in January (not that I knew I was doing anything wrong, fuckin newbie) I would not be as unsuccessful as I am today.
So thanks for being honest, ya dick :D

I happen to be another one who follows your posts as well. |thumb

Well, if the PM's didn't help, this thread will certainly let UW know he's loved.

Makes you want to watch 'Pay It Forward' a few times doesn't it? :)

Can ya feel the love? He's flowin Gordo, he's flowin (sorry, wrong movie)

That's not him in his avatar. He's posted pics of himself. He's not near as 'Dead Sexy' as his avatar.

Hey, I just wanted you all to know that I have been watching this thread and enjoying your kind words. Thank you.

Cocksuckers |waves|

By the way, my wife escaped the confines of her cage sometime that night and I found her engorged in my pit full of stiff cocks. She appears ok, but she keeps moaning and I can't convince her to climb out. She does scream, 'of fuck, oh god, oh yes, oh fuck' every so often. Strange, huh?

|fuckyou|

I love ya, UW. You remind me a lot of myself in my real life (where I'm affectionately known as Queen Bitch heehee)

If you can't be true to yourself, who the hell can you be true to? Keep on keepin' on... |cool|

The Man has spoken |shocking|

I dont know, can I borrow $50 from you, UW?

UW I thought we were all like that in New York!

About fuckin' time. I was GOING to say - if you didn't show up in this thread again - that you appear like a total fucking pussy.

Fortunately, I didn't have to say that.

Everytime UW posts something I feel more or less offended...I guess that makes you rude :(

I bet I could really offend you if I said what I was thinking when I read that post. :D Maybe you are especially sensitive.

Opinions are like assholes :D
Don't let it bother you bud. your posts are more often entertaining and insightful than not.

YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH, SMART ENOUGH AND DOG GONE IT, PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

NOW STFU AND GO SHAVE YOUR HAIRY BALLBAG.

LOVE AND KISSES,
BFF,

NINA




USELESS =
a person who is a blind,deaf mute with no arms and no legs
the lady from the book "so much to tell you"
a person who is both a blind and deaf mute and also missing all limbs is preety useless in the sense that they cant do anything. they cant; read brail because they have no hands, see, hear or speak to anyone, walk as no legs are attached to their abdomen. The best they can do is to hold a cane in their mouth in hope that their wheelchair doesnt get munted into a wall and there cane be forced down their throat.

We are...UW just wants to feel special today... :D