I'm About To Whore My Hamster
 

Yep.

Willy, my pet boy hamster, is about to be taken to the downstair's office, whereupon he will service Chrystal, almost-wife's pet girl hamster.

I will have to put on the Barry White :D

And here I was thinking staying home on a Friday night was as bad as it could get.

:D

lol

You havent lived until you've seen hamsters rimming!

|barf|

Woooot...goooo Willy!

Nice touch on the Barry White |thumb

Just got an icq from almost-wife.

Willy is beat. Chrystal still wants more. Want to come rescue him?

Looks like the Barry White worked TOOO well! |dizzy|

Perhaps Willy is more of a Ravel's Bolero kinda guy? :D

I will tell him you said that. He likes to think of himself as a sophisticated hamster. You'll make his day!

Pics?

Just took a couple of Willy. Chrystal is screwed right now (literally) so will let her sleep. :D

He's watching all this. Just climbed up side of cage to watch and as I write has promptly fallen back down on his butt.

Damn and all we get are the softcore images.

I wonder who's life is more pathetic? You'll at home watching hamsters screw and I'm home working on my tattoo design that I'm getting tomorrow.

Do your hamsters have any tattoos?

I can honestly say that I've never seen a pic of a hamster post-coitus. Now I know why I stayed up late. :D

|haha

I think I win on that score. |cry|

btw ... bitchin tat. You and almost-wife would get on but she would probably bug you to draw her one too. Where is it going? And can we see a pic of that too? :D

I woke up half the house when i read that. |couch|

You know your isp could use that in their next marketing campaign:

I can honestly say that I've never seen a pic of a hamster post-coitus.

The reason you choose broadband.

It is going on the back of my neck. I finally found a tattoo place that I like and am suppose to go there around noon tomorrow.

It is my first tattoo unless you count permanent makeup that I've had done.

I had my eyebrows done by this woman that does eyebrows by hand after searching for around a year before I found someone that I really liked their work. Nothing like having someone poke you in your eyebrow for a few hours with a little knife. I'm actually due for a touchup but her work is so good that it really isn't needed.

Anyway this guy's name is Mike. He looks like he was put through the Sunday comics printing press and then stapled repeatedly. He is covered everywhere in tattoos and piercings. He has large beautiful drawings all over his shop that he has done plus his portfolio of work is very impressive.

Need hamster porn? Here you go :)

http://www.ag0ny.com/misc-20040513-hamster-porn.php

Haahaha! You gotta love that

Good luck with the tattoo today! Never had any myself, but April is a fan. She has some cute ones on ankle, sholder and tummy. I think the next location is the small of her back and then she's stopping.

Post some pics up when you can!

I will show Willy this as a treat later lol

He's a cute lil critter |thumb

Is he albino...or are the red eyes camera flash?

Thanks dude. He's an albino :)

I just thought he was possessed

I'm waiting for his head to spin around and vomit pea soup |barf|

|shocking|

Well got my good laugh in for the day :D That is a cute hamster kristian! The Barry White music was the kicker! |thumb

Poor Willy :D

I love that. Brilliantly descriptive.

It's funny you should say that. I was thinking the same thing about that line. :)

This pic doesn't really show all the stuff in his face but as soon as I met him the first thing that went through my mind was that he fell into an offset press and then stapled.
http://cleoslinks.com/blogpics/neck-...ke-working.jpg

He is very soft spoken, forty years old, owns a house on the west side of town, lives with his girlfriend, loves to party, and gives pretty good girlfriend advice to his nineteen year old helper but doesn't listen to his own advice and got into a argument with his girlfriend that morning about emptying the dishwashers before going to work.

He kept on apologizing to me for hurting me and I'm like dude I'm paying you to hurt me relax. lol

As always Cleo, Nice Rack! :)

An Update - I'm A Grandpa EEK
 

Willy did it! Go Willyyyyyyyyyy ... Go Willyyyyyyyyyyyyy ... Go Willyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D

Crystal gave birth to about 6 or more of the little critters in the night. The kids are thrilled this morning. Personally I think they're ugly little fuckers : about an inch long, pink, black eyes and blind. Nice. |huh Respect to Willy though ... it appears I named him aptly :D

Here's a pic of the mum. What's amazing is they're supposed to give birth 16 days later and that's just what she did.

I can't take all this excitement ... time to settle down and upload some shemale porn.

WTG Willy...ya stud!

Congrats on the new grandkids Kristian |thumb

Yeah congrats kristian, nothing like new babies in the house. Even if they are a little strange looking |thumb

So will you be making Hamster McNuggets?
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=30898

Thanks guys lol I made a joke earlier with my 5 year old and got shouted at before she knew I was joking. Told her they are LOVELY ... except their legs get stuck between your teeth :D

|pokefun| You've given me yet another reason not to eat at McAnimalIntestines |dizzy|

Furry thumb jackets?

I think we found a new ebay niche |haha

Just in the case you like to safe some electrizity, the new hamster powered computer

That's so cool!!!