Gomin - You are a stupid fuck!
 

Gomin - idiots like you are the reason I went partner-only. If your fucking sample sites weren't shit - and your grasp of the English language didn't suck so fucking much - you would have been granted a fucking partner account. The rejection was based on the poor quality of your sites. You had no goddamn reason to reply to my rejection email, asshole.
Learn to speak English. Learn to build a quality site. Learn not be a fucking moron. THEN request partner accounts.

Yes, my rejection email, which is the same for everyone, states that most rejections are due to applicants ignoring the fact that I'm not seeking new gallery builders. Obviously, that didn't apply to you. It's a fucking form letter. I looked at all your sample free sites. I checked your whois. I searched the board. You are a stranger to me and your sites are crap. Happy now? You've got a custom rejection! |thumb

Go ahead - email me again, you stupid cunt.

Hm... just wondering how many languages you are speaking.

I recognize a few choice words in French. :D

Good one!

UW, if I send you my address, will you watch at it?

That's what I do. I watch addresses. :D

Is that why always you are "usseless" |huh

My hat's off to you Gomin. If you were looking for some abuse, you picked a good person to insult. |loony|

I always love the way a good Useless flame brings people together like this. I got the graham crackers, anyone got any marshmellows? :)

What'd I miss & why do I have the feeling this thread belongs in a different forum? :D

I was annoyed - that's all - and I've been getting lots of crap partner applications recently.

I don't see the point of replying to a rejection letter UNLESS you are making a good argument for becoming a partner. Perhaps I missed something. Maybe you have the ability to shit golden nuggets or are willing to suck me off thrice per week. Insulting me is not going to tip the scale in one's favor and I don't want some cocksucker thinking that I'm going to take his newbie shit without outing him as idiot that he is.

Link sites become partner-only for two reasons:
1. To limit the amount of incoming submissions to a maintainable level.
2. To maintain quality listings without filtering through tons of garbage.

I've pulled the application link from my sig. ;)

I couldn't find the "Dumb Shit" forum. :D

Good to see UW's day is improving. Four hours and twenty-five minutes after he started this thread, he got around to using the word 'cocksucker'. :D

UW, try not sending out the form rejection email for awhile...People then just think you're taking a really long time considering their partner request and they end up forgetting all about you :D

Unfortunately, the rejection emails on partner accounts has only caused me trouble...1 out of 10 always want to fucking argue the fact that they completely suck. Every once and awhile you get someone that actually listens and understands Engrish...but those are few and far between.

We wish protest on this most muchly!

Signed,
Roman Maroni, Charo & Yoda

I second that. The good submitters know to try again every so often. |thumb

... unless you secretly enjoy the fun of it all. ;)

Where the FUCK are people finding that application link? Didn't I redirect every page that linked to it? I think they're applying now just for shits and giggles. |huh

Hmmm...BetaBrigade nameservers...all five samples are the same template...all pics are of that over-exposed Anjali person...some samples don't have recips, so who knows if they were ever listed...huge blocks of linked text...never heard of submitter... Damn, all he's missing is a Javascript powered counter with a cookie. So close to perfection.

They've put you into an autosubmit partner requester...I pulled the link for partner accounts awhile ago, but there's currently 250 applications waiting for me to delete, lol. If they're too fucking lazy to fill out a partner form I want nothing to do with them.

Wait - He's replying now.

Good advices. In fact, I have already learned not to request partner accounts to people like you.
I won't call you a stupid as you did.

One can learn to speak.
One can learn to bluild quality sites.

What one cannot learn it to become a good person.... End.

Way to take the high road. |thumb

Wah, Wah Penis

I proudly speak the following languages. Texan, North West Georgian, South East Tennessee Hillbilly, Japanese, some chinese and a little tagalog. I hope to someday learn english

|waves|

And that's the ugliest sounding language spoken by some of the prettiest girls. Just plain wrong.

That quote problem is the board fucking up, not me, btw. I didn't lowercase QUOTE and it's uppercase when I view it on the edit screen. |huh

EDIT: and now the fucking thing is working.

May be only stupid people as me can quote the right way . |jester|

Go get that translated, would ya?

Useless - you are cunt fuck - go suck on my man noodle, you get fed good!

|couch|

That's fuckin great man... lmao

2 Much Fun - Enuff Said, ,,\/ LB

|waves| |lovers|

Don't give up on me please, I am learning now talking real dirty from UW :D

Pick me, pick me, I cannot speak at all :D |boobies|

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest that you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once you have accomplished this task, please feel free to return to the board and we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim

Mind if I snag this, and add it to my soon to be "YOUR SITE HAS BEEN REJECTED!!!" outoing email response? |loony|

I need to be more strict with this sort of thing... but that means I actually have to read closely. |sad|

Thats the only one I needed (when I was in Subic City LOL) - makes a huge difference on the prices :)

I was at Clark for 8 years ;)

Dear Sir/Madam, Your grasp of the human kind is not that good. We suggest that you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to deal properly with cultures others than yours. Once you have accomplished this task, please feel free to return to the board and we will be more than willing to help you. Sincerely, The rest of the World

Mocking Greenie when he's being nice isn't going to help you, Gomin. |sad|

These are English literate webmasters with English literate clients. Call it a cultural bias if you like, but it's bad for business if a business person distributes a low quality product to his/her clients.

There are European webmasters on this forum who do business with people like Greenie, and UselessWarrior, just fine. I doubt they're all native English speakers, but they are very English literate.

Hi virgo!

I'm not trying to mock Greenie, just using his phrase to express my thoughts. Not my intention to upset him, he doesn't deserve it.
As I can see here, UW was wrong in the message he sent me and worst in posting a private mail in a public forum. And insulting ...
He is in his right to accept or decline whatever he wants. But he has no rights to insult.
If all of you guys are prone to say amen to his screams, it's up to you.

Next is the list of example sites I have sent to UW:

http://www.coolsexphotos.com/free/brandy/naked/
http://www.coolsexphotos.com/free/mindi01/nude/
http://www.coolsexphotos.com/free/peach/porn/
http://www.coolsexphotos.com/free/lizvsraven/naked/
http://www.coolsexphotos.com/free/brittany/lady/

Once again: you don't like them, you don't list them and that's all!

Ugly design? I know that. I wish to do better things!
Bad English? Well.. tell me where. I always do my best and double check the spelling before submitting.
Bogus whois? Try calling the phone number stated there and you'll end talking to me right now (in a bad English hehe). Or send me a postcard to the address shown, and you'll get it scanned in your mail soon, because that data is fuckin' real!
No recips?. Well there are 12 per site. Do your maths. And generally accepted in most of them, including LOR.
Over exposed Anjali? I don't know her. Do you? And yes, I use sponsor's material, so the risk of been rejected increases of course.
Netpond hosting? Didn't notice that Webair was owned by Netpond ....

Unknown webmaster? Calling idiot a guy is not the way to meet new people!

Well, I have to admit, a good UW flame is entertaining. He is very good at stringing together a series of insults and criticisms in a way that's both eloquently direct and passionatly expressive way. :D

It's like ancient Roman circus... I get to sit back, eat bread, and watch some guy get slaughtered by one tough gladiator. |loony|

|violin|

|popcorn| |duff|

Looks insane to me |crazy|

Freedom of speech, asshole.
Look at the first four index pages in FF and tell me what you see! The recips are all fucked up. Learn to code correctly, moron.
I don't and I won't.
It's not the reviewer's job to report back to you so you can correct your text.
I never said your whois is bogus. I said that I had checked it.
Honestly, can you even read English? Where did I say that there were no recips on YOUR sites? I didn't. That was another post and I was obviously talking about someone else who submitted a partner application AFTER you. Idiot.

Do me a favor - ask GG if he gives a fuck whether or not I list your sites then come back and ask me if I give a fuck if he lists them. I think you already know the answer. I have partner submitters who are on his blacklist and he lists sites from people I wouldn't take the time to spit on. Most link lists are mutually exclusive.

Again...you are referring to this post which has nothing to do with you at all. Wipe the tears from your eyes, grab a friend who can comprehend basic English, and have them read this thread to you, you silly little monkey fucker.
Hmmm... I'm confused. You really have me stumped. Am I supposed to care about befriending you? I don't wake up in the morning, spring out of bed and say, "I wonder how many great new friends I'm going to make on GG&Jim today?!" In fact, it's just the opposite. It's more like, "I wonder who is going to piss me off today?"

You know, I almost felt bad about calling you a stupid cunt in my first post. Thanks for confirming my initial suspicion. I feel much better about myself now. ;)

Yow are welcome, asshole. |yawn|