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tickler 2006-11-29 01:00 AM

Women talk more than men
 
Saw this on the news today. Now me hiding!|couch|
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11...hat_addiction/

"the average woman works her way through 20,000 words per day, compared with just 7,000 for the average bloke"

Now this really explains everything!|couch|
"that while a man will think about sex every 52 seconds, the subject tends to cross women's minds just once a day"

SheepGuy 2006-11-29 01:16 AM

LOL!
That couch is going to come in handy bud!
I've noticed one other thing about women, and I'll say it quickly, then duck for cover. They talk about other women all the time|jester|
Guys don't talk about their buddies unless something actually happened, but women, sheesh!
"She said, oh, and then I said, but then she had the nerve to say....."
Maybe I'm just talking about my wife here (who says I never listen)|huh
And then has the nerve to get pissed off when I say "What was that honey?"
I'm ducking!|couch|

Kinky 2006-11-29 01:44 AM

you needed the news to tell you that???


|couch|


yeah this thread might have alot of couches before it falls off into the past....

juggernaut 2006-11-29 02:20 AM

yeah well I just had a 2 hour with the wife. All I can say is make sure the tv is off. Real easy to get distracted and for me, still keep on topic. But if they see your eyes drift just once from their face. Lord help you.

eman 2006-11-29 05:04 AM

I just went to tell my wife about this thread but I didn't like to interrupt her.

Xallow 2006-11-29 06:13 AM

Well, it is a simple fact of life that women yap more than men, generally women just yap away none stop from they wake up til they go to sleep, men just say something when something actually needs to be said

ladydesigner 2006-11-29 06:47 AM

Now would be a good time for y'all to take cover! It's funny that my husband was just saying last night that I talk so much it sucks all the air out of the room and that I say enough for both of us. |huh I don't get it..... ;)

Jim 2006-11-29 07:14 AM

I feel like saying....duh :)
I saw a study a few months ago that there is a chemical in Men's brains that make it very difficult for a Man to hear a Woman. And believe me, I have mentioned that to my wife many, many times.

SirMoby 2006-11-29 08:12 AM

I read a new study that said women have bigger tits then men.

Duh! :)

Toby 2006-11-29 08:37 AM

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Women talk more than men
That's why men have ability to completely 'tune out'.

Some of us can tune out more completely than others. It drove my ex-wife nuts. She'd walk into the the room while I was watching something on TV or working on the computer and just start talking without getting my attention first. Then she'd get pissed when I had no idea what she'd just said.

tickler 2006-11-29 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Xallow
generally women just yap away none stop from they wake up til they go to sleep

It works out to about 20 words a minute non-stop!

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Originally Posted by juggernaut
Real easy to get distracted and for me

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Originally Posted by Jim
I saw a study a few months ago that there is a chemical in Men's brains that make it very difficult for a Man to hear a Woman.

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Originally Posted by Toby
That's why men have ability to completely 'tune out'.

Might have something to do with thinking about sex every 52 seconds.

Empress_JRN 2006-11-29 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by tickler (Post 315818)
Saw this on the news today. Now me hiding!|couch|
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11...hat_addiction/

"the average woman works her way through 20,000 words per day, compared with just 7,000 for the average bloke"

Now this really explains everything!|couch|
"that while a man will think about sex every 52 seconds, the subject tends to cross women's minds just once a day"

WOMEN have lots of worthy thoughts and SEX only comes last...well, in my case...

MrYum 2006-11-29 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Toby (Post 315862)
That's why men have ability to completely 'tune out'.

Some of us can tune out more completely than others. It drove my ex-wife nuts. She'd walk into the the room while I was watching something on TV or working on the computer and just start talking without getting my attention first. Then she'd get pissed when I had no idea what she'd just said.

Hmmm...I may have to show this thread to my girlfriend...she seems to think it's just me |couch|

Yup, there's gonna be a lot of furniture in this thread :D

spacemanspiff 2006-11-29 10:54 AM

I have nothing to say on this topic. :D

sue-fl 2006-11-29 11:01 AM

Geez you guys are bad today |club|

I just asked my husband if I talk a lot he didn't hear me though cause the tv is on. :D

I disagree on the the sex part though. I think about sex all the time! Not every 52 seconds |shocking| but a lot more than once a day!

With some of the coments I read in this thread, I see why you men think about sex so often. Your just not getting enough and I can't imagine why |couch|

juggernaut 2006-11-29 11:03 AM

I used to have a section of a book I read on how women an men communicate. It was a real eye opener and spot dead on. It delt with how both sexes are rasied IE female (kids focus on looking into faces and drawn out long stories so the other girls can feel the depths of the conversation) men (kids, don't look into each others eyes or faces for more then a split second and get right to the point with direct answers. "you want to play with the trucks? Yes. Ok.) Once again, very interesting, now I will have to rip into all my old books and papers to find it. But pretty cool stuff.

bluemoney 2006-11-29 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by sue-fl (Post 315923)
Geez you guys are bad today |club|

I just asked my husband if I talk a lot he didn't hear me though cause the tv is on. :D

I disagree on the the sex part though. I think about sex all the time! Not every 52 seconds |shocking| but a lot more than once a day!

With some of the coments I read in this thread, I see why you men think about sex so often. Your just not getting enough and I can't imagine why |couch|

I'm sorry, did you say something? |loony|

AdPayout TBrown 2006-11-29 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by sue-fl (Post 315923)
Geez you guys are bad today |club|

I just asked my husband if I talk a lot he didn't hear me though cause the tv is on. :D

I disagree on the the sex part though. I think about sex all the time! Not every 52 seconds |shocking| but a lot more than once a day!

With some of the coments I read in this thread, I see why you men think about sex so often. Your just not getting enough and I can't imagine why |couch|



I get enough but that's just not enough|bananna|


btw I love women who talk a lot, I used to spend my nights with my gf and my ex-gf and I simply cant imagine anything more relaxing listening to their chit-chat...........that's just pure peacefulness

sue-fl 2006-11-29 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by bluemoney (Post 315927)
I'm sorry, did you say something? |loony|


Good one |nahnah| Good thing you such a hunk or I would have been a lot meaner.

|catfight| |sandm |knockout| |waves|

mr.sexbankroll 2006-11-29 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by juggernaut (Post 315822)
yeah well I just had a 2 hour with the wife. All I can say is make sure the tv is off. Real easy to get distracted and for me, still keep on topic. But if they see your eyes drift just once from their face. Lord help you.

roflmao..

this has happened to me once at the worst moment.. i tried to turn off the bloody tv before, and she, intercepted, and from there some big bang comes from the tv, i look at it, and she looks at me.. anyways. The lord didn't help

R

virgohippy 2006-11-29 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by AdPayout TBrown (Post 315929)
I love women who talk a lot, I used to spend my nights with my gf and my ex-gf and I simply cant imagine anything more relaxing listening to their chit-chat...........that's just pure peacefulness

I completely agree with this one. I really respond to a woman's voice in bed, so talkative women work out well for me.

In fact, one of my favorite things to do with a woman is to gently rub my warm hands over her body while she talks to me as if I'm one of the girls. I don't talk back much, but I ask key questions to keep her going, and kinda let her monologue guide me, while I try to use my hands to guide her.

I think it's a turn on for a lot of women that I can do two things at once: listen and grope. Although, some find it distracting, because they can't talk and be aroused. ;)

bluemoney 2006-11-29 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy (Post 316013)
In fact, one of my favorite things to do with a woman is to gently rub my warm hands over her body while she talks to me as if I'm one of the girls.

|pokefun| |virgohippy|

ponygirl 2006-11-29 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy (Post 316013)
In fact, one of my favorite things to do with a woman is to gently rub my warm hands over her body while she talks to me as if I'm one of the girls.

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Originally Posted by bluemoney (Post 316020)
|pokefun| |virgohippy|

you can laugh but I bet it's a line that gets him laid a lot hehe

I can't believe that you are all overlooking the obvious - men just don't have anything interesting to say like us girls do, that's all :D

now where's that couch hehe

Useless 2006-11-29 04:37 PM

I guess I'm the lucky one. Women generally don't talk to me. (Who knew that was a good thing?)

virgohippy 2006-11-29 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ponygirl (Post 316027)
you can laugh but I bet it's a line that gets him laid a lot hehe

Must be why I like it so much - all that positive reinforcement. ;)

SheepGuy 2006-11-29 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ponygirl (Post 316027)
you can laugh but I bet it's a line that gets him laid a lot hehe

I can't believe that you are all overlooking the obvious - men just don't have anything interesting to say like us girls do, that's all :D

now where's that couch hehe

My theory is that men are deep thinkers for the most part, and women are fast thinkers. Fast thinkers just need to talk more, deep thinkers can put off speaking until something needs to be said, by which time they know how to say it briefly and to the point.
Hmm.. Either that, or men are slower, but then why does my lady complain that I'm too fast |huh
I'm sure I'm missing something somewhere ;)

docholly 2006-11-29 06:45 PM

|jester| Men don't talk much??? dayam.. I know some men that talk waaay too much.. gets their ass in trouble..

and try being a camho.. dayam those guys that come into to the room you'd think they didn't have a soul to talk to in real life.. I used to tell them.. why do you tell me these things..tell you wife. 9 out of 10 times they'd say..oh she'd never understand.. Of course not if you don't tell them, mofo.

...and remember men have run this particular country and look how they fucked it up.. if women ran it .. we'd a least TALK about issues and resolve them.. instead of stomping around blustering.. or being like the current Big-Ass-in-Charge who can't speak even simple sentences ..like See Dick. See Dick Run. See Dick Run to the Caymens with lotza money.

hmmm i think i've said enough.. |jester|

tickler 2006-11-29 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mr.sexbankroll (Post 315999)
from there some big bang comes from the tv, i look at it, and she looks at me.. anyways. The lord didn't help

Sex with the ex in the living room one night, and some noise from the TV. I looked over, and am lucky I still have 2 balls!|huh

jenni 2006-11-29 07:45 PM

[quote=ponygirl;316027]I can't believe that you are all overlooking the obvious - men just don't have anything interesting to say like us girls do, that's all :DQUOTE]

Now that I agree with !!!! :)

AdPayout TBrown 2006-11-30 07:59 AM

I'm going to speak against myself but the truth is: that evolution made man stronger in so called 'hard skills' and women in 'soft skills' . Somebody said that man are deep thinker and women are fast thinker...well thats something thats gonna place womken first in the next few thousand years. Breakin a rock with our head will not be enough to rule anymore. Maybe that stat of 20k word vs. 17k words is the begining of the end?

virgohippy 2006-11-30 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AdPayout TBrown (Post 316120)
I'm going to speak against myself but the truth is: that evolution made man stronger in so called 'hard skills' and women in 'soft skills' . Somebody said that man are deep thinker and women are fast thinker...well thats something thats gonna place womken first in the next few thousand years. Breakin a rock with our head will not be enough to rule anymore. Maybe that stat of 20k word vs. 17k words is the begining of the end?

Not necessarily. If men are more proficient with (hard) skills they're better at performing specialized functions. If women are more proficient with words they're better at organizing human labor.

We'll still be usefull... but only as subservient slaves to our female overlords. |bow| |boobies|

stuveltje 2006-11-30 01:43 PM

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Woman talk more then men
I have to agree and yep i am a woman and i know what my hubby has to deal with for more then 22 years:D so even woman talk more then men and men dont hear them...and there is the men mistake, thats why woman are smarter and can do more things at the same time, men only use one part of their brain....the part of the brain which is in their dick, thats why men think every 52 seconds about sex:D Woman Rule....even they talk more then men!!!!

Lot 2006-11-30 04:07 PM

Yeah, women are very talkative, cos they are emotional creatures..

stuveltje 2006-11-30 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lot (Post 316291)
Yeah, women are very talkative, cos they are emotional creatures..

Oh yeah tell me ...how do you know that:D since a man dont listen to what a woman say a man cant say if a woman is emotional because they dont listen to what a womn is babbling about:D

bluemoney 2006-11-30 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by stuveltje (Post 316293)
Oh yeah tell me ...how do you know that:D since a man dont listen to what a woman say a man cant say if a woman is emotional because they dont listen to what a womn is babbling about:D

What?

stuveltje 2006-12-01 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by bluemoney (Post 316309)
What?

i knew you would post that|shocking|

Lot 2006-12-01 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by stuveltje (Post 316293)
Oh yeah tell me ...how do you know that:D

I'm a woman ...|waves|

stuveltje 2006-12-01 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lot (Post 316517)
I'm a woman ...|waves|

you are a woman? there you got me:D and i am a woman too:D

zack2004 2006-12-01 05:01 PM

Starting a thread about women talking more then men is like starting one about:
  1. Is the Pope Catholic?
  2. Do bears shit in the woods?
  3. Does president Bush make up his own words?

RyanAdultplex 2006-12-04 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kinky Jones (Post 315820)
you needed the news to tell you that???


|couch|


My thoughts exactly.


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