Anyone here play Tennis?
 

Just started playing and love the game.

Thinking about hiring this coach... any suggestions?

Coach Butders


lol
:D

I play 5-6 days a week. |waves|

Yo do? I had no idea. |crazy|

You must have missed these 96 posts. |yawn|
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...archid=1096762

Damn you're good! |bow|UW

I try and do a search and I get a gazillion responses, none of which are relevant.....|pokefun|Licker

That search string is expired now (must be a cache thing), but it's very easy to do. Use the advanced search, type the term being searched in the key word box and the username in the user name box. See? Simple.

My sister used to love tennis, she was a champion at 18.

I'm watching people play tennis right now. It's one of the Williams sisters vs some Czech beast.

FIGHT! FIGHT! A N....nevermind :)

That's too kewl! I searched for "cunt" by Useless Warrior and got 77 results. |jester|

(I thought that number would have been waaaaaaay larger :D)

Those dudes are good!

96! I win, Vegas had the over under at 90 and I guessed 92 |bananna|

I googled "cunt", and UW's real life face appeared.

Oh snap! Micronuke some popcorn and get me some beer!

Nah, no worries. I'm done with this board. I used to enjoy reading and posting; but that stupid fuck has to make some asshole comment just about everytime I make a post. I'm done.

My "real life face" - not just my face?

You post in each morning thread to let us know that you are either about to play tennis, or that you have already played tennis. What else do you post about? What do you bring to the table? How often do I have the opportunity to harass you? Have I ever called you a cunt or a stupid fuck?

You aren't leaving because of me. You are leaving because you suddenly realized that I'm not the only one who views you as annoying and, well, useless.

Oh now I see what Lorsha meant, geez guys why jump on her that way?

Who cares what she posts about, she has never insulted anyone on here or caused a problem. She is trying to make a living like the rest of us nothing wrong with that. |huh

Speaking for myself, I was just having a bit of fun with Lorsha and intended no harm.

Most people only post about the stupid shit they do each day. I post about playing basketball each Wednesday. Cleo posts that she is going to the gym soon. Greenguy posts he is going to take a nap.

I don't get it.

Lorsha, I'd hate to see you go.

Well neither have I. :D And you're wrong. She referred to me as a cunt and as an asshole today. Where my group hug? To my recollection, I've never called her a name.

I've been meaning to mention that to you... ;)

No one jumped on her. No one ganged up on her. It's nonsense. |bullshit|

Now I'm fucking annoyed.

As you guys are begging lorsha not to go, please post some of the harassing statements I've made to her. Show me the error of my ways.

To my somewhat juvenile mind this whole thread is ridiculous. We're adults, we kid around. What's the big deal?
Why take your ball and go home?

You can be the next cum queen. hehehe

Ditto |thumb

((Hug))

I'm the one that said she got jumped on. It just seemed like she was being made fun of so I defended her. Some people get upset easier than others Lorsha is one and so is me... |thumb

This whole dust up could have been avoided had Lorsha bothered to view the video in the original post. She'd have then realized that the topic title was purely rhetorical and that Paper_Marvin wasn't really asking who here played tennis.

That is what prompted my sarcasm, to which UW replied.

rhetorical |shocking|

Toby! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I honestly doubt if she knows what rhetorical means
This thread showed me how shallow and self absorbed Lorsha is

but cocksucker by Useless returns 104 ;)

HEY! |angry| |catfight|

I have a legit medical condition & if you're going to |pokefun||greenguy| then I'm going to |cry| before I go sit in the corner and |loony|

(but when I do nap, I often dream about tennis)

Internet drama is funny. But that is actually a fair point.

I call |bullshit|

As often as I manage to stumble my way in to drama, one would think that I enjoy it. But I really don't. It seriously fucks me up for a solid day and it makes it difficult for me to concentrate on my work. I was pacing around the house last night and my wife kept asking why I let this stuff get to me. I don't know. It just does.

I completely forget about these little tiffs pretty quickly though and I either get along with or befriend plenty of people that I've had really ugly arguments with in the past. I consider myself fortunate enough to not have the fame of a guy like GG who has had absolutely disgusting things said to him and about him on other boards, or like DD, whom someone on Master-X actually suggested killing in order to get a partner account on his list. It's too easy to go too far on a message board. I know, because I've done it a lot.

EDIT: Preacher is a cunt and I want naked pics of his wife.

Bastard!

And no!

WHAT?!?!?!?! I'm not loved by everyone?!?!?!?! I bought an Ovechkin jersey & I've worn it 3 or 4 times in the summer...in Vegas! I love Russians!

I can send you a mental picture I have from a dinner at The Pink Taco where her lovely breasts decided that the corset she was wearing was a tad bit too tight |boobies|

I fondly think of Useless as a junkyard dog so I can understand getting upset when he bites you but I would think that someone who has pics of themselves drinking cum out of a glass would have tougher skin.

Perfect! |jester|

|jester|

honestly this thread delivers. internet drama is so much fun for the whole family. :)

|popcorn|

If there is a "Posting Hall of Fame" somewhere, this should be in it :D

Hey I'm gone for a day an what the fuck did you do UW?
Now who's gonna start threads about moving to vegas every other day? :D

Seriously tho Lorsha, I really don't think anybody wants you to leave. So stick around :) It will be worth it in the long haul

I second Bluemoney on the hall of fame thing . When i started reading this i almost spit coffee all over my monitor .. WAY to funny and a Very good point if i do say so.

Great post, Bluemoney.... and I completely agree. ANY woman in this business has to have a tough skin if she is going to be taken seriously, and that goes 100 fold for any of us who are performers. This is a testosterone-laced industry, and if you can't enjoy the randy romps of these guys perhaps this is not the right place to be. I don't agree with y'all, but I wouldn't trade a single one of you in, either. Who would make me laugh if you guys weren't around? (heheh.. yeah, my 2 year old male cat with a self-inflicted paw wound.. can barely walk... in my office chasing a toy mouse... typical male!! He has overextended himself again and now wants sympathy... gotta love it!!)