The Official ArtWillaims & Greenguy Weight Loss Contest
 

Sorry for the short notice, but the contest starts today |couch|

RULES
- $50 USD entry fee
- Contest runs from 2021-05-15 (today) to 2021-06-12
- Every Saturday you must post a pic of you standing on your scale with your weight clearly visible
- Your 1st pic (today's) will be your starting weight
- Your last pic (2021-06-12's) will be your ending weight
- Whoever's lost a higher percentage of their starting weight wins ALL the money. If no one loses any weight|lol| whoever gained the least percent over their starting weight wins ALL the money

That's for the last pic, not the 1st :D

My starting weight is 230.70 lbs or 104.64376 kg

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1621079291

Fatty's already not liking this |angry| with his kankles & fat gut reflection|lol|
...at least you can't see my little guy

Here I go ...

203.0 ibs on the nose! (92.3 kg for Jolly)

I edited out my penis. No one needs to see that.

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1621083155

Yes, my second toe is longer than the first. No toe shaming!

At least your feet don't look like 2 overstuffed sausage casings|lol|

Breakfast. Cottage cheese, 2 prunes and a 1/2 banana. That's what you got to do when you're up against Mr. Kankles.

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1621084015

I'd join but I would never win :D

Food advise, LEAN meats and veggies |thumb Chicken breasts, salmon/fish, beef/steak and lots and lots of veggies. Breakfast: Chicken or Cheese (low fat) scrambled eggs (with egg whites and 1 real egg for flavor, egg whites alone suck lol)

Good luck guys |thumb

Or you could do like Benji from the Howard Stern show during their contest, just don't eat for 30 days.

Can anyboy get in on this?

If so, then here is my starting pic. If not then here is a random picture of my ugly, err I mean sexy feet (If I find them on some fucking foot fetish site I will know that there is a really sick fuck that reads this board).

https://madspiders.com/images/weight_05172021.jpg

I assume we send in the $50 at the end once someone wins?

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I'm ok with the late entry if Art is.

Sure, why not!|lol| It was just ArtWilliams & myself until now, so we didn't really plan out too much on that end :)

Cool, thanks.

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Fine by me! |shake| At 203 lbs (92 kg), I am clearly the underdog. I like that!

BTW where are you guys on this?

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1621448789

At 230lbs & 5'10" I'm Obese... but we all knew that|lol|

29.1! I'm 5'10" (178cm) too. That's why I am doing this. I know I am overweight but I made a vow to myself I would never hit 30. Here's hoping I can do it.

I am 6'4 so at 230 on that chart I am overweight.

My best weight (as far as I am concerned) is roght around 210 which according to the cahrt is still overweight but I don't care.

We don't need no steenkin charts.

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Just remember this:

If you're a male, for every 35 lbs of weight you lose, you'll gain 1 inch in penis length |banana||bananna||banana|

I can't wait to have a 4" cock!

Wishing you all good luck!

At 5'11" and 200 lbs I'm overweight by the chart which I already know. I feel real good at 180 but can't seem to get back there over the past 2 years. Even if I did the chart still says I'd be overweight |banghead|

Wow, so you started at 265? |lol|

NOT NICE!!!|lol|

2021-05-15: 230.70 lbs or 104.64376 kg

2021-05-22: 227.50 lbs or 103.19226 kg

Body Weight Lost: 1.4%

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1621680319

Also, anyone got some lotion I can borrow? I finna gonna flake away!

^ LOL

2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs (92.3 kg)
2021-05-22: 128.3 lbs (58.3 kg)

A loss of 74.7 lbs (34.0 kg) and I'm feeling pretty! Why, that's over 1/3 of my body weight. You wouldn't believe how long it takes to shave my legs.

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1621687820

Would you believe ....

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1621692581

2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs (92.3 kg)
2021-05-22: 201.7 lbs (91.7 kg)

A loss of 1.3 lbs (0.6 kg) and 0.64% of my body weight. I'll go with, "Slow and steady wins the race! Yeah, that's it! I'm a turtle."

^^^ Looks like we posted at the same time. You're in the lead!

Well I was at 232 this morning BUT a friend stopped by on a road trip and I just came back from eating about 20 punds of good KC BBQ, fries, cheesy corn and beans.

So, I have probably gone back to where I was.

It was worth it :)

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Don't forget to post a pic of your weight on Saturdays, sarettah!

Losing weight is funny. I did everything right and lost just over a pound during week one. Yesterday, I had 2 beers, nachos, a Big Mac meal AND a sundae. Guess what? Lost the same amount since Saturday's weigh in. Go figure.