Search Engines are Dyslexic and Illiterate
 

They are.

Doubtless there are "alot" who would say "well, why wouldn't they be - this is an equal-ottorpunity uvinerse after all".

But others might feel somewhat aggrieved that mis-spellings consistently score above their own carefully proof-read text.

One of my new top search engine phrases
is Tijuana Bull Fights fortunately most of us gringos think Bullfights is two words |jester|

drink beer until you can barely see.... THEN build some sites... and then whala... with all the grammatical errors caused by your intoxication watch your listings rise in the SERPS |jester|


it is really annoying but i think the search engines all read at about a 5 year olds level thus they understand broken english just as much as they do properly formatted pages

That's a very good idea. I'm thinking that I might have a go at that hehe |cheers|

if you only knew.... i'm a raging alcoholic and my sites have been jumping up through the serps at alarming rates |jester|


search engines are the damdest thing... for instance if you do a search on yahoo for "free pregnant galleries" at # 17 you will find
this site

and a search for "fetish free xxx" it is #10

now mind you i will probably get laughed off the board for posting this but that is a site that i built like a year ago when i first got into the biz.... how the hell does that show in the yahoo serps AT ALL????? and yes that is the exact site yahoo indexed including the galleries going to my 404 deafault page |jester| i just happened to check my old sextracker stats and i saw that it was getting hits in my visitor stats... and i know if i change it it will drop out of the serps altogether |angry|