I am guilty.
 

I drove drunk last night.

Woke up driving through a corn feild.

No more vodka.
:(

Ouch! Corn fields can be rather sobering.

Are you sure you weren't just hypnotized by an alien spacecraft? You may have been beckoned to the mother ship. You should go back and look for crop circles.
|ufo|

I'm so happy that there're no corn fields here in Berlin, Germany! ;)

But one saturday I drove drunk at home from a club I lost a hubcap cause I hit a curb...but all went well and the cops didn't catch me....HA HA!

That's a year ago...now my attitude is: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!

Umm are you sure you weren't probed by the aliens and then made to believe you were drunk ? |dizzy|

Never mind don't answer they still might be watching you.

Good Luck jaYMan

When I was 19 I hit a tree at 80MPH (130KMH) driving drunk.
Luckily my passenger and me survived. There wasn't much left of my car tough :(
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

You're a lucky guy man....

Most road casualties outside of Berlin are young people who're driving like crazy...and in Brandenburg (county around Berlin) most roads look like this...
http://www.fetish-pleasures.com/private/allee.gif
They drive drunk and too fast....and then...booom...they hit a fuckin tree...
Almost every day a new sad article in the newspaper...

At least you woke up. Who are you kidding any way? No one can live without vodka.|jester|

Re: I am guilty.
 

That's scary man. Sounds like a clear message to me...|buddy|