I will fire one of you!
 

He he he... I loved it:

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."
Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age
discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."
To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male
employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."

lo funny!|jester| |jester|

'Taint funny at all . . . there's few laws protecting that poor sucker. And for sure, not if he IS gay! But, after all, such legal protection isn't needed -- he's just making a choice. God didn't make him that way -- he's just making a choice.

Old, but funny |Jim